/hoc/ - an ended dynasty edition

Fare thee well Chicago

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>DYNASTY LMAO

WINDOW ISN'T JUST CLOSED

SHITCONGO HAS BEEN DEFENSTRATED

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>hasb

>""""""""""""""""""""""dynasty""""""""""""""""""""

>that fucking Bill snipe

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HEY CHICAGO HOW MY ASS TASTE

>pls respond :'(

I keep looking up and oilers are still on the powerplay, why don't they fucking score a goal

>mcsecondary

>all this butthurt over bettman calling us a "modern dynasty"

Its not like we ourselves use the term.

Well not the real fans anyways.

see pic related, perfect coach for you

They just did.

>us

wew lad

yw oilers fans

i'd like them to throw a bunch of money at tavares next year, so no thx senpai

Yes "us"
I'm the teams professional shitposter

I was told to work a double shift tonight due to incoming bants overload after getting

Its a tough job but someones got to do it

as up and down as the isles are, i can't see him leaving for a team that is markedly worse and still in rebuild mode. sorry senpai.

>TFW bill is going to get cucked out of another Smythe by Malkin

>Shithawks

>mfw oilels fans throw confetti after a movie

Seems all the least coasters have gone to bed. Right boys, can we agree the sharks are boring as fuck

>pRedditors
Why did the bad guys win, Sup Forums?

>reddit literally celebrating nashville
>/hoc/ still says chicago is reddit
explain this you cucks. oh youre redditors? that makes sense

fucking bitches

i dunno. the ownership situation is better (i realize that's not saying a whole lot bcuz wang), it's only an hour and a half from toronto, they can afford to pay any price for him, his uncle played for our NLL team and is a legend here, he could play with eichel. all they need is a competent gm and coach and i don't think it's too hard a sell.

Stop trying to twist the narrative, Reddithawk.

>reddithawk using edge to hide his account in chrome
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I'd love to see him come to montreal but bergevin is too obsessed with goons and plugs to realize that tavares is exactly what the habs need

Probably hawks fans. A bunch of them were looking for new teams to bandwagon earlier.

See

ican't tell if this is b8 anymore

put 200 on sharks and over 5. how fucked am I?

lmao Preds didn't even need Playoff Colin Wilson to win

you're the one on reddit dude

>This desperation

what the hell were you guys thinking at the deadline this year?

i don't think the being near to toronto or his uncle playing there matters at all really. isles and anyone else could afford any price too, and eichel doesn't really matter when the rest of the team is a mess. isles squad looks better that the sabres anyways desu.

blackhawks relocating to quebec when?

pretty fucked senpai desu

Jackets will be back. Mark my words. We are not done yet

Why?

Even after this loss they'll still fill the seats at the UC easily simply due to the fact that CMA has 11 million people

Who out west can beat the caps? If we just get psst pittsburgh its ours.

No fuckin idea dude I mean he traded pk for someone older who chokes in the playoffs so bergevin is definitely not the smartest guy. I think he still subscribes to the Michel Therrien "grinding team" mentality. He's a little late to the meme considering it's all about fast manlets now who are the habs best players right now.

Preds

If they can sweep the best team in the league, all the rest will be jokes.

>i don't think the being near to toronto or his uncle playing there matters at all really

you're right. i was thinking from the perspective that if he had any interest at all and picked up the phone to ask what it's like here, he'd get a pretty great review back. proximity to toronto means easy to visit family and get the big city experience, but live in a small city where money goes farther and without the pressure and scrutiny that comes with playing in "the center of the hockey universe."

>Even after this loss they'll still fill the seats at the UC easily simply due to the fact that CMA has 11 million people
They had the worst attendance in the league for like the decade before Kane. Also, 9 million people live in and around Chicongo

> UC
> Fill seats

Did you even follow hockey before 2006? The very second the hawks stop being good Chicagoans will start finding other things to do.

Preds

Preds are also the answer to where Tavares will go

Ths best team (presidents trophy, jennings) is the Washington Capitals

I've burned Thanksgiving turkeys that were more done that you are, Ted.

Hockey's fun again lads.

On paper no one. But on paper the caps should beat everyone. They have elite goaltending, the best D in the league, and elite scoring. But we haven't seen at least 2 parts of that in the playoffs so far.

>this meme
Don't talk shit about stuff you don't know
We're the third largest metro area in the US
Even when teams are shit we sell out which is actually bad cause some owners like the bears and former cubs see no incentive to improve

hockeydb.com/nhl-attendance/att_graph.php?tmi=5218

Preds
Ducks
That's it

>statistical fact that shithawks fans didn't go to games before 2009

>"stuff you don't know"

Jackets will win thr presidenrs trophy next year. Screencap this

>Chicago metro area sees second straight year of population loss
>Illinois lost more residents than any other state in 2016
Chiraq getting what it deserves

>Even when teams are shit we sell out
>he actually believes this

hellloooooooo bandwagoner!

>his last two digits are the year of his birth

>being this triggered that we support shit teams

Its called being loyal. Like how I'm still here after they got swept. Give it a try some time.

is it lost because of the citizens killing each other or leaving?

Tonight is better than every kongs elimination day combined

Cmon oilers.

to: 75391926

no more (You)s for you, but this is factually incorrect

>Good guys
Predators
Oilers

>Bad guys
Penguins
Ducks
>Rags

That's a bold claim, but I'm not going to try to refute it.

rare flag

t. Kongs fan

The rangers are good guys. Theyre practically the hero

>Oilers
>good guy

wtf

>loyal
>bottom tier attendance
>would've relocated if not for muh 06
wat

>ywn do blow with jonathan taves in the bathroom of a winnipeg dive bar
just fucking end it

Did they add 10,000 more seats to UC in 2008 or something?

Fleury passed Tom Barrasso for most Penguins playoff wins in net. Had Murray not re-aggravated in injury, that almost certainly doesn't happen.

Most people here are reddit, this should be common sense.

>rangers
>bad guys

A

FUCKING

LEAF

Is murray actially hurt still? I thought they were just starting fleury

>Good guys
Predators
Senators
Capitals

>Bad guys
Mild
Ducks
Oilers
Habs
>rags
Bruins
>laffs
Pongs

>Lukewarm ambivalence
Blues
Shorks

>going to Reddit
>ever

Kill yourself

(Note one of the reasons for never goinf to Reddit is you would get banned if you tried saying what I just said to you. But seriously, kill yourself)

>tfw no GM
>tfw no head coach
>tfw entire scouting staff was fired

who do we hire senpai?

>good guys
Leafs
Pens
Preds
Sharks
Sens

>Bad guys
Habs
>rags
Bruins
Oilers
Ducks

>Nuetral
Caps
Wild
Blues

good list

>laffs

He's hurt. Rookie Tristan Jarry was still the backup tonight.

Where are the Blackhawks on this?

>laffs

>laffs

beggin ya to have sex

Murray is the starter when healthy always

>going to reddit
>ever
>he says while also browsing reddit

tbqh I don't watch the East much but I thought everyone was injured this year? Why all the firings?

>Good guys
Caps
Habs
Preds
Blues

>Bad guys
Leafs
Oilers
Sharks
Wild
Pens

kek

KEK

Doesn't matter they're not in the playoffs

bad guys

>thinking you can get banned for saying kys
Confirmed shitter whos never been on Reddit.

The one who led you to your glory days

>habs

you guys are just memeing now

Wicked Witch

DING DONG