Be me

>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet guy off tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>we go to wetherspoons
>we both drink pints of cheap 5% ale
>getting along great, making jokes
>getting pretty drunk still haven't made a move
>he slips a baggie into my hand
>i go to the ladies and do a bump of his coke
>look at myself in the mirror
>"ok user, let's do this"
>walk back out to the bar stick my hand down his trousers and kiss him
>"user WTF" comes my date's voice a few chairs down
>i kissed a different guy who looked similar
>some girl starts screaming at me to get away from her BF
>security removes me
>i go home and do the rest of the the coke myself listening to fiona apple and crying
>mfw

>does a bump of coke

Well, theres where ya done fucked up.

it's not like i was shooting up

Friendly reminder to sage your posts amd not bump this silly LARPer

This has entertained me.

Tits or gtfo

i'm glad my misery amused you

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fuck off with ur shitty dates bitch

Maayybe... Maybe you should've been a bit more aware of your surroundings.

>listening to fiona apple
which record? this matters. which song in particular?

NO, because femanon is not attention-whoring, fucking newfags.

because i'm playing the song i think you are listening to, let's see if you are right or if you fucked this up

Absolutely degenerate.
Try a sucide solution.

mostly valentine on repeat

yes it is, whore

>wetherspoons
>2017
>Going to wetherspoons
Explain yourself

it's cheap

The mere fact that you're pointing out your a female on an anonymous forum where gender shouldn't matter...makes you an attention whore. Fucking newfag.

Tits
Or
Gtfo

wrong, the only correct answer in this case is Criminal. think about it

Why use tinder?
You can get paid for the same shit.

A man wouldn't be able to get Tinder dates with such regularity. OP's gender is integral to her shenanigans.

tits or GTFO
You're obviously the newfag since what you said makes no sense and has never been an actual thing.

Assuming post can start with

>be me
>be on date

There ya go with that fem privilege tho. If declaring femanon is integral, so are tits.

The best comedy comes from the misery of others.

ah, give her a break. she's obviously a complete fuck up

you sound just like a stacy, so meh your would find another chad, and nothing was lost, just another of your dumbwhoring dates to add to your list

faggot white knight

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

no white knight, i just understand that some people don't have the sense to poor piss out of a boot. same goes for guys. some people are just bone stupid. i don't expect them to be anything but. i find that i'm not disappointed as much that way

Degenerate.

White knight.

I'd settle for a timestamped sharpie in the pooper

i'm not stupid. i work as a mechanical engineer and i graduated from college with a 1st

no shit, i'm an ME as well. it was the part about not recognizing the guy that gave you the coke and picking the wrong Apple song that fooled me i guess

Oh hey, you guys are falling for this shit that's posted daily, again? Good job.

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>ah, give her a break.
>she's
Kek

Oh hi again

I r8 this kek/10 would read again

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Wanna make a bet?

Post your tinder to prove that you are a femanon

who's got the 14/F/cali .jpg?

>shenanigans
i love this word. there is no word more descriptive of female's bullshit that this word

From the beginning to the end this story shows why should mgtow.
If devil exists he's reincarnated in most women.

retard beta white knight

>why should mgtow
i would think for the same reason i covfefe

Hey, asshole. Covfefe is for closers

It's like an episode of It's Always Sunny