Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???

>turn 360º
>walk away

ask to record a song with her
profit

Well I would be lying if I said that we would not have sex and only one of us would enjoy it due to my size

Ask her if she wants to snuggle on my twin mattress?

find out how many sharpies she can fit in her holes

So you'd walk into her again you dumbass......

Fuck this fucking whore

Make love... to her anus

Ask her to do some more lunges and get back to me when there’s an ass I can play with.

Shoot her for trespassing. And then spend the rest of my life in prison because she was a white woman.

She says
>you have to buy my merchandise first then we can fuck

don you geddit?
it is a le meem Xp

that's the joke foreigner

>Wat do???
get cucked by BBC

/thread

Samefag

360 became a meme super fast

punch her square in the nose

“Gtfo, sugartits. Unlike you I can make a healthy contribution to a relationship for more than three months.”

yeah like ten years ago

Use her body to repair my deck.

I shake it off... shake it offf.

>we fuck, dont pull out
>assuming she came in my room for me, we get into a relationship
>be with her and treat her like a queen until she starts questioning being preggo
>leave her vaguely
>writes a song about me
>she finds out she's pregnant
>even more news apart from the indirect exposure from the song
>leave country and delete bank account for no child support scandals
>profit afterwards, especially while our child ages and more exposure and comments on him/her
>bonus points if she aborts the kid, more songs and celeb news afterwards

Not really you nigger

...

fuck you
and
your bullshit hypotheticals

fuck x-mas too

Just like niggers to group up for everything. Can't fight alone and can't fuck alone either

Wake up, turn off the alarm clock, and start another pointless, lousy day.

> pull out phone
> snapsnapsnap.jpg
> text to Sup Forumsros with address
> AlbinoMandongoRapeParty.exe
> snapsnapsnap.jpg
> profit

First of all, checked
Secondly, DP is nice no matter your skincolor

Ha ha ha ha!!!!