Ask a sailor anything

ask a sailor anything

Hello sailor

what do you do with a drunken whaler early in the morning?

is pineapple an acceptable pizza topping?

have you gotten all the dick you were hoping for when you signed up?

i thure did. and then thome

How did you become a sailor? Navy, merchant marines, something else?

If you’re in the Navy, you’re a faggot

only if it is fresh pineapple and placed on the pizza after the pizza is cooked

merchant navy

do you prefer sucking dick or taking dick in the ass?

Sailor Moon?

>Shitty graphics
>Gameplay 2/10
>Pirate attack missions repetitive

sounds lame

have you seeen the kraken yet?
obviously not as you'd be dead
but what have you heard?
also chtulu

Any branch in the military is honorable. Secondly, the navy is way better than the army, air force, and coast guard. Tell me to my face that I'm a faggot for being in the navy and I'll beat your ass.

If you see an albatross- don't shoot it, trust me.

and the fast travel system sucks ass

so what ya do and do it pay well

What's the weirdest shit you've seen out there on the high seas?

Is it any fun?

Do you drink while at sea?

Do you fights to the finish?

You idiots.

He's not in the Navy...He's a Merchant Marine by the looks of the boat you idiots

you on board right now? if not, do you get internet on board?

also, what's your cabin like? I seen some on youtube that looked bigger than my apartment

oof

> what shall we do with the drunken sailor ? ;
> what shall we do with the drunken sailor ? ;
> what shall we do with the drunken sailor ? ;
> earl-eye in the morning ?

I've been fucked by a merchant navy sailor, he was in uniform

Goood times

How does it feel to suck unwashed cock with salt in the air?

Have you ever hung your ass over the railing and dropped a bomb log into the Pacific Ocean?

How many whores you fucked? Round to the nearest 10....or 100