Be me 3 years ago

>be me 3 years ago
>21yo femanon
>in gay nightclub in London
>meet guy
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>we kiss and drunkenly dance
>he gives me E
>we go back to his flat
>i put my hand down his trousers
>he's actually a butch lesbian
>wtfdoido.gif
>end up going on down on her to be polite
>it's disgusting
>she takes forever to come
>eventually she comes and reaches for my jeans
>i run out of the apartment and hop in an unlicensed taxi back to my hostel
>mfw

Tits or GTFO.

everyone on Sup Forums has seen them and i'm not getting roasted again

>go to gay club
>expect to meet straight men
>woman logic
>or is it britfag logic
>either way tits or gtfo

a straight man in a gay club in london in 2014 is hardly that weird. it's not alabama

>straight man
>gay club
>straight
>gay

I used to go to the local gay club to pick up girls all the time. Straight girls go there with their gay friends and get all turned on by all the hot gay guys there and end up going home with me, the only straight guy in the place.

>straight guy
>gay club

mfw now you are a gay lesbian.

you understand a gay club is just a night club with a significant gay clientele and still has music, alcohol and heterosexual hookups?

He obviously doesn't understand that. Apparently just walking into a particular establishment will make you gay, according to this dipshit.

>heterosexual hookups
>gay club
>gay clientele

>gay
>not even once

"Significant" gay clientele, meaning not 100% gay.

Me neither. But I *have* picked up girls at gay clubs.

You did this to yourself dumbass.

she tricked me

>any percent gay
>not 100% gay

That bad? Really?

>girls
>gay clubs

someone said i was, and i quote, "the most bizarrely flat chested fat girl he'd ever seen"

So if you walk into a bar and there is one gay person there, that bar is now a 100% gay bar, with no heterosexuals in it at all? I don't think I agree with your logic.

Also, double dubs checked.

You must have low standards though if you accidentaly pick up dike and think they look good enough

i thought she was a pretty boy with delicate features

I bet that super cute butch lesbian appreciated your tits.

...

>end up going on down on her to be polite

>be me
>having lunch with bf
>small place so we've got to wait a bit to get seats
>go up to bar to buy is drinks while we're waiting
>bar tender isn't paying attention
>pull out wallet that full of loose $1 bills, because i've been using cash all day
>roastie notices this and starts trying to hit on me
>try to ignore her but she doesn't stop
>eventually get drinks and go back to bf
>instantly start making out with him
>mfw I see her do that disgusted eyeroll women do

Its fucking simple Post tits with a timestamp or get the fuck out.

I dont care if they are gross, people masturbate to poop on this site.

Tits or GTFO, no exception.

>emoji
>lol
>filename: lol

Jesus fuck your parents must hate you

Kek. Seriously OP, actually going down on someone to be "polite?" Who was this chick, Harvey Weinstein?

i guess i had accidentally lead her on all night so i didnt know what else to do. what was i supposed to say "whoops, i thought you were a man, bye bitch"? i didnt want to hurt her feelings

You're a fucking coward for not saying no to doing something that you didn't want to do (like licking some sweaty dikes crusty vagina to be polite). You should have told her to fuck off and then left her flat the moment you found out he was a trap. Grow a fucking backbone you dopey cunt.

i dont think she misled me on purpose

Eh it happens. I fucked a chick once just to be nice. She was really hot and all but i was really drunk and really just wanted to sleep, but she followed me home even though i didnt ask her. So i just kinda did it so i could sleep.

And then you did it for a really long time until she came? Any normal person would have been like "yeah, this is taking way too long, see ya." Admit it, you were afraid she was going to kick your ass.

You know the rules tits with timestamp or gtfo

>trap
Can you use this term when it's a woman who looks looks like a man?

Right, but did you go down on her for 20 minutes until she came? I posit that these are two completely different circumstances.

Yeah no. Just the foreplay bit. Twenty minutes down there and i would have fallen asleep

>girl
>in a gay bar
>thinks she was hit on by a guy

This is some really obivious bait.

it's not polite to stop before your partner comes.

pic related

Yeah i kinda feel like we need pics of these mythical deflated tits OP.

>people still falling for this shit after the 99685468674765497355th time
why

wat?

I like flat chests
Post em

?

I’m not seeing tits and time stamp.

It's called a reverse trap on this site.

I fucking love flat chest. Post it for us, who would like it, and ignore "that" guys.