SUPER RUGBY ROUND 9
>Friday 21 Apr
19:35 HUR v BRU, McLean Park, Napier
21:45 WAR v KIN, Allianz Stadium, Sydney
>Saturday 22 Apr 23:45
05:00 LIO v JAG, Emirates Airlines Park, Johannesburg
17:15 HIG v SUN, Rugby Park Stadium, Invercargill
19:35 CRU v STO, AMI Stadium, Christchurch
23:45 FOR v CHI, nib Stadium, Perth
>Sunday 23 Apr
03:15 BUL v CHE, Loftus Versfeld, Pretoria
05:30 SHA v REB, Kings Park, Durban
BYES: Blues, Reds
NEWS:
superxv.com
STANDINGS:
superxv.com
LIONS SQUAD:
bbc.com
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*dabs the missed tackles statistic*
Both Barretts on exposed watch.
Cruden at 10 and DMack at 15 for the Lions confirmed.
*rewrites plans for All Blacks back line*
> barrett
Lanklet barret exposed
>dmack at 15
>wanting an even worse defender
Was hoping theyd check that forward pass
NZ rugby exposed
*dabs at selectors*
> mckenzie
I like cruden but hes such a fucking twig and can't really challenge the line
Bring back Dan "4L of goon then go for a hoon" Carter 2bh.
> I dont rate cruden
>not realising you can get 5L of fresh dry white for the same as 4L of fruity lexia
You're a fucking disgrace mate
Ehh he uses the other backs more effectively than beauden.
Only nanas drink box wine in nz m80
Yeah, they're the only ones who get laid too.
4L was a guess, and I'm quite happy being incorrect you NEET piece of shit.
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Bring back Dan "6-pack and a brandy then jump in the Landie" Carter tßh.
HTS lids
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>he didn't drink goon in high school
Signs of a misspent youth. You should probably stop posting now and avoid the embarrassment.
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I'm not a softcock Ausfailian.
I drank beer and spirits.
The meme doesn't work like that lad, you're not supposed to describe your ideal date.
It's really sad how people in this country believe that the type of alcohol they drink somehow makes you better than others.
>kumara tower stacker
Yes.
havent had a drop since last weekend lads
FSPs OUT
>the fact that someone drank one thing means they drank it to the exclusion of all other things
>drinking 5% "imported" lagers with European labels is "harder" than drinking 12% wine
Jesus you just fucking OUTED yourself as an American IPA-drinking 20 year old neck beard queer. Do yourself a favour and stop posting.
It's really funny that you in turn consider yourself better than said people.
>Australian """banter"""
>mfw
thigg
*dabs around the banter*
Where do ihaia west, beaver and Pooey WeePoo playing at 10 rank?
In my 30s, hate IPA, shave daily and swim in pussy. What else you got.
you cant even imagine
Aso you asshole
>hates IPA
kek, get a load of this fucking queer.
Cruden poses an effective threat to the line mate. He makes up for lack of bulk by elusive running, offloading, and instinct.
i know for a fact that vince aso has 7 girl friends
Back to your containment thread please.
Thanks.
I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me.
This, back to /cric/ and /afl/ you go lad
*dabs reluctantly*
Aso you glorious asshole
>no kicker to restart
>absolutely fuck it up
kek
Hurricanes that are done:
Lardie Savea, Barrett
Hurricanes in glorious ascension:
Aso, Laumape
I'm cheating on my gf lads.
*dabs loudly*
I thought you dumped her B3K
AHSOO ME RIKEY
You may be confusing me with that dumbfuck who actually started calling himself that.
*dabs too hard and injures arm*
Just need 4 more converted hurr tries lads
*dabs behind you*
perenara throwing some absolute shockers
Riccatelli gunning for Cole's spot lads.
3 more plz
post a pic of your side piece
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Is this game unironically the tie of the matchday?
doesnt look like a try to me
And 2 more plz
Isnt that Millie Holmes
>30-year-old crackwhore
Nope.
>fatvea throwing a pie
>It's a "close for at least half of the game then the kiwi team runs away with a 30+ victory margin" match
Bored Tbh lads
That bumboys' halfback is a literal twink bumboy.
Tie, as in the game lad.
Sort your drinking problem out
Just 1 more cheers hurrs
leave it there lads
Jordie pretty good at kicking 2bh. All he needs now is a gimmick
Le not as good as the original man
ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
And ease off the throttle now hurrs
quick try by the brumbies now lads
Le Lets his Team Score from a Favourable Kick Man
>he didnt pick hurrs by 35
>42 unanswered points in the second half
>The fucking state of Australian rugby
Sad!
NAILED IT
What a rush
>bumdisease
The yuros are going to wake up in a couple of hours and complain about this game having too many tries
not a SINGLE penalty lads
how will the NH ever recover?
>mfw the B+I Loins get the same treatment
I would have literally no problem with a backline of
TJ
B Barrett
Savea
Laumape
Proctor
Aso
J Barrett
starting the test.
why leave gaps in defence?
Actually nah fuck it. Just paint the Hurricanes jersey black and send the boys out. Easy wins.
Reminder that it is John Plumbtree's defensive coaching that has made the Hurricanes into the powerhouse that they currently are.
I fucking miss that bullet
well i guess australians will just play cricket from now on
And the fact that this forward pack have, for the most part, been playing together for around five years now.
Nah they will just stick to afl, they're not even good at cricket anymore.
And they just got cucked by >us again with Jordy Smith winning the Bells Open
How will Australians ever recover lads?
Go into /cric/ and tell them that lol
Hurricanes back line to face the Lions
>>Tahuriorangi
>>Black
>>Lam
>>Goosen
>>Laumape
>>Proctor
>>Jane
I'm leaving out Aso because he just may get selected
>tune into game
>fucking volumes fucked on tje fucking skybox again reeee
>actually a minutes silence
Kek
>Aso may get selected
Better take your foot off the gas a bit there, sport.