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actually, scots are welcome too, fuck england tho
btfo, I remember people having her as their fucking msn display pic with 'innocent' written over it and they all thought shed get out.
well eat shit, she should have gotten another 10.
need a bf
Anime
Who was your date to the year 11 prom, lads?
You... did have a date, right?
ah yes boys secondary and then mixed sixth form
fantastic idea. why not?
life started going downhill when my mate (who posts here) spazzed out and threatened to fight me and my other mate
was dead weird cos the three of us were best friends
poo bum willy wank arse
just had sex with a girl (female)
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skipped prom in year 11 and year 13
i stayed at the same school for sixth form but kept going downhill
The numbers go down, not economically feasible to keep them seperated
"no"
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*year 13 prom
yeah her name was kay, but then when i got there and was hammered enough i told the special needs girl i was her date cos she was depressed
post back of the bus anthems
Of course I didn't have date, matter of fact I didn't even attend you fucking melon. And why do you lads even have a prom, what normie shit came up with that brilliant idea?
A Libyan invader blew up 22 people and expelled his feces over their dying bodies and people are worried about islamaphobia
little girls had paki shit seeping into their gaping shrapnel wounds and lefties are in a fight to see who is more tolerant of intolerant lunatic desert tribes
I've seriously considered this, genuinely. Like there is a high probability I will go down that route soon. Also my chosen suicide method is along those lines too.
Feel like I should move out but I'm afraid of committing to moving out because I constantly think I'll be sacked from my shitty job.󠇦
little runt
bet you were one of the kids who stunk up the bus going to the chippy every fucking day
think i want my gf to cuck me lads
our school didn't really have dates for the prom.
more common than you might think actually
Have you ever noticed that Redditors like to swear a lot, but it's always out of place and basically for no reason? Adds no humour or force to any of their posts, it's like they just throw it in there to be cool.
For the mick bastard
lol
donald duck having a stroke
no I'd sneak on the bus during the big push at the school stop then buy sweets with my bus fair when I got off
The ABLs virgins are out again
5 times mate now do one
still can't believe >we actually let it slip
the Goa gfs
Its a yank millennial thing
After year 11 prom everyone went down the beach on the piss but I was too worried about getting caught by the police so I stopped in and played Xbox :(
>feces
how much poo were these people storing inside them? I was of the impression that people have like a banana-sized amount of poo inside them at any given time but this seems to suggest they were brimming with poo
My head's actually smaller than that lad's on the lower right
swearing is for the lower classes
Alri Shitizen
Haven't seen you around in a while
why is everyone so tall
Fucks sake mate
girl I'm in love with is probably getting fucked as we speak haha
hmm
imagine being so beta that your entire worldview centers around gaining approval from women
you guys are so cowardly that you wouldnt dare have principles that women find unappealing
>prom
FOY
so the alt right is actually killing people irl now
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favourite is the guy in the glasses with asperger's who has no idea what happened but copies the reactions of those around him after 2 seconds to fit in
I wasn't allowed to prom because of behaviour in year 11 but still went to the after party and lipsed a few slags
All me
Me on the right with the loin cloth
Where/what is this?
It's a terrible Americanisation of tradition.
We don't take it as seriously as you guys, truth be told. At mine we just rented out a place and got drunk, had a DJ, wore suits, took a photos etc
should wank to the thought x
Nothing worse than seeing a really really pretty and attractive girl and knowing there's nothing you can ever do about it. When will it end?
>Europe can no longer "completely depend" on the US and UK following the election of President Trump and Brexit, German Chancellor Angela Merkel says.
>Mrs Merkel said she wanted friendly relations with both countries as well as Russia but Europe now had to "fight for its own destiny".
very hitleresque
Pretty sure that's what prom is pad
>I wasn't allowed to prom because of behaviour in year 11
need me a gf
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hippie festival in goa
>When will it end?
when you get a really pretty and attractive gf, presumably
kek sound lad. Absolute classic
flat earth is real
Yeah but when will that happen
Had a weird awkward double date thing, me my m8 and 2 girls in the limo but I'm pretty sure both girls were into me, the girl he was into ended up talking to me all night and I I don't even know what happened to him and the other girl. Unfortunately everyone involved was too autistic for it to lead anywhere. This fruitless awkwardness then continued throughout sixth form. Not pursuing that girl is the biggest regret of my life
had sex and still feel sad
fucking hell is there no end to it?
wish i was a virgin desu would give me something to strive for (losing my virginity)
When you move to England
>when will that happen
when you start being yourself, presumably
just be yourself
don't like myself very much
If the earth is flat how do you explain the seasons?
Tesco's thin base pizzas are on half price again. Pic related costs literally £1.70 and is a quality pizza.
ABSOLUTELY HOWLING!!
When you stop being a weiner
join me in an ol' 'cide
wish i was an american desu would give me something to strive for (reaching for a cheeseburger)
I like chester
One of my mates legit turned up to our year 11 disco dressed like that, was creasing when I saw him
@75397065
degenerate
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really liked this years eurovision
>is a quality pizza.
m8
nah
fave song?
just shut up
Which one is chesta?
It's pretty easy to make your own pizza base
You can smash like 10 in a go and freeze them
then use them as you need la'
Would rather get the 'takeaway' pizzas forgot who makes them but they are very nice and do actually taste like takeaway pizza. Comes with a dip as well
o-oh
The women I know in their early 30s are just delusional,
I sometimes seduce them and sleep with them just because I know how to play them so well. It's just too easy. They're tired of the cock carousel and they see a guy like me as the perfect beta to settle down with before their eggs dry out … when I get tired of them I just delete their numbers from my cell phone and stop taking their calls …
It doesn't really hurt them that much: at this point they're used to pump & dump!
imagine going a year without sex
unfathomable desu
Got £230 worth of vouchers on Amazon lads, what do I buy?
ACTUALLY, its a well known FACT that the caravan club is like a glorified SEX club
>you can make a film about this
time to get started on my memoirs
something gay
I know what you mean but get ready for an enormous redpill: Lidl's own version of those takeaway pizzas are even nicer and like half the price. They don't come with a dip but you can but your own bottle of dip that will last you ages for like a quid anyway.
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political compass has released its chart for the parties for this general election
thoughts?