6 months ago i was a full time loser virgin neet. Then i discovered steroids and weights. Now i'm a muscular virgin...

6 months ago i was a full time loser virgin neet. Then i discovered steroids and weights. Now i'm a muscular virgin. How does Sup Forums get pussy, i put in the effort to get muscular but social situations still scare me. How do i get over it?

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Good shit doing all that for nothing.You either have game or not. You don't, sucks.

I don't get why it's so hard for you guys to get pussy. You can't wait for a 10/10 just fuck that girl that gives you the eye.

this is what you look like on steroids? is this a joke?

I beleive game can be acheived with perseverance and hard work. I'm not a complete social retard it's just i've never had much experience talking to girls so i need to sharpen my skills a bit. How do i practice meeting chicks, i feel like going to a bar alone is kind of weird.

Just go up to them and fucking talk and flirt...

I'm on a bulk phase, massing up. Don't try and kill what little self esteem i have please, not today. I'm sure you're a muscular Adonis but we can't all be on your level.

I know most steroid users kill their family to release the pressure of social situations. Not sure if it works though. I wouldn't recommend it. It's a bad look.

post ass

How long does the eye last tho implying she wants the d?

Hell my anxiety is through the roof, but I just tell them about it and they calm me down, hell it's what women do they take care of the man and boost the confidence.

The roid rage meme is a lie. I'm as approachable as they come

Around a minute but be careful anything longer means she could be having a stroke.

>i feel like going to a bar alone is kind of weird.
Not really. Talk to people, and they'll talk back.

I don't know you, so I don't know how autistic you really are. Can you carry a conversation? Can you... pick up on what people say, and at least pretend to be interested in that?

I'm such low confidence that i would assume they're looking at me and thinking something negative. I don't think i could identfy 'the eye'

Dude the eye should be programmed into your brain, the side glance is a classic.

dif user. ok op im sure next spring/summer you will have plaenty of time to bulk then cut and be shredded brahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dont fucking start thinking about bending the bitch over, just small talk about shit around you

Dude just talk to all the pretty girls you see (when it’s appropriate)
Start with this:
When you’re out and about you see an attractive girl, tell her she looks really pretty. Then just continue on with your day. Don’t say anything else. Just say that, and move on. You’ll get more confidence. This is how I started when I was like 19 and realized I had been lucky to lose virginity in high school but had no hope for gf. Now I have no problem getting girls, and currently have gf

2 options
1)read 'The Game' if you want to naturally build up confidence and better your social skills

2)since you cheated at getting in shape you can also use drugs to help you be more outgoing, weed would help but MDMA is far better

>walking up to random girls and saying "you're pretty"

You realize that's sexual harassment, right?

I made the same sort of change in my life, except I wasn't a virgin and I didn't cheat with steroids like a manlet.

Grats on admitting you're so weak you need to cheat to be close to strong.

fucking beta.

>i feel like going to a bar alone is kind of weird.

It's the first time. If it's a local type place where folks go to meet people, then you need to go a few times, be a bit of a regular. Make some "friends" with other males there.

It takes a little time.

It's not about eye contact, it's about conversation. Anyone that comes on too strong is likely someone you want to avoid (the bar slut).

I don't know. Last time I went to a bar was in Feb. Girl was in my bed that night. It helps if you are fit, handsome and have that big cock confidence. Girls pick up on that.

One girlfriend told me she could tell a man's cock size just by how he carried himself.

Hey user. I see you like to visit Sup Forums, so do I. Wanna take our drinks over to that corner table and chat?

Shit yeah politics fucked up shit, you used to be able to talk to people and have fun.

Haha i'm 6ft 1 and i've always been quite strong. I just thought it would be cool to see what i could do with steroids and i've only done 1 cycle of testosterone. But yeah ok mr natural sorry i 'cheated' i didn't know life was a test i'm just doing it for the memes. Almost an experiment if you will.

Sure don't care, how is your night going? Im fucking here to relax fucking idiot.

i liek hookers

everything you need to know
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Hookers never got me off, the feeling of knowing you got the girl is better.

No! No one wants to talk to you has nothing to do with politics.

I've heard every pathetic excuse you can throw at me. Same fucking beta logic applies to gamers.

"I got so bored being naturally good that I wanted to cheat as a means of challenging myself!"

Fucking retarded.

You are a fucking weak piece of shit, and the use of steroids for performance enhancement proves that.

Olympic athletes try to cheat, but most of them are caught, and they still can't beat American athletes.

If everyone was on steroids at the Olympic events, I can guarantee that with a level playing field, you'd still come in last, you weak piece of shit.

you tried both?

These feminist colored hair girls will get you in trouble nigga

Yeah why not

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I prefer pepper but okay youngfag

you're just a bitch anyway

Damn man, you're so mad. Who hurt you. I just want to enjoy life, you stay having principles and shit, seems like it's working out good for you. I'm not in any sort of competition so what do you mean 'cheat' Theres no rules here bro i can be whatever i want to be. And calling me weak doesn't make me weak i bench 300lbs .

nah, i just wasn't sure. A lot of guys that say they don't like them for haven't actually tried

idk, I guess I can see why it's more satisfying to earn it, or whatever. I just find it a pain in the ass to do that every single time i wanna get laid lol

Dude shut up you have no idea what you're talking about. It's not them it's you. They have every right to refuse a scumbag. Welcome to the free market faggpt.

How well do steroids work? Do they give a marked apparence upgrade will little effort?

Just wondering, I do bodyweight shit and the gains, while wonderful, aren't great. (flat tummy w/lines, but a weak 4-pack on a good day, some chest and back, toned-looking when I watch weight and avoid pepsi.)

I'd never fuck with anything that messed with my libido. Roids shrink balls or something? I exercise to get laid, not to look in a mirror.

can you identify the faces this woman is making

Bro. Roids mess up your libido but the other way round. I jerk off probably 3 times a day and i'm still raging. And yeah they make your balls shrink but it makes your fucking dick look bigger

And yeah the difference steroids can make is crazy, Within 1 cycle of 10 weeks you can go from average to jacked.

Checked and agree with the "exercise to get laid not look in the mirror". Would also add makes the user feel better and when an user feels better it boost the confidence. Who doesn't like to feel better.

I hate you steroid using cheating betas because you have no shame.

I am locally famous for weight lifting, and every time I'm at the gym some fucking gorillas walk up, impressed and ask me "NICE BRO WHAT KIND OF STEROIDS YOU USING?"

I don't use them. I don't need them. Nobody needs them. And they always get fucking pissy about the fact that I didn't need to cheat.

Then they start giving me shit like I'm the one with the problem.

I'm not a fucking junkie that needs to cheat to succeed.

How much do you squat faggot

okay user have fun with that.

squats are for faggots, i focus on my chest and arms

>squats are for faggots, i focus on my chest and arms
Nice try user

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>Showing teeth
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>No teeth
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Huh? I have no idea what you mean. I'm serious the reason why a lot of men/boys don't get laid is because they spend more time buying into the bullshit you're spewing than going out into the real world and treating people as they come.

Here have some tits

Hey OP how the fuck do I get some roids?

Part of my routine is an 8km walk/hike 4-5 times a week that takes me about 1.5 hours. (I have a dog.)

Better than looking in a mirror is being checked out. Helps me push out that last set.

Back day is 9 sets of pull-ups to fail w/5 minutes between sets. I struggle to put in 53 reps. I've yet to make ten pull-ups in a single set. (done 2-3 times a month)

go to any gym and start talking to the big guys. Theyre pretty easy to come across, they're cheap too. Cost me less than 20 dollars for 3 months worth of testosterone

Enjoy ur droopy ass.

From your knees to just above your waist, toned, those muscles make women wet.

Sex is all about leg work. The upperbody is simply planking.

Fear of anything is diminished following voluntary exposure to it. Get tinder, start small talk with girls anywhere you can, slow continuous steps. Voluntary exposure works on anything you find angst from.

squat on a dick faggot lmao

bitches be mirin my biceps

Become a drug dealer. Find young addicted women. Exchange sex for drugs.

real shit right there

Go with someone who knows what they are doing in social situations. You dont have to be the center of attention. Just cruise around until you see the chick that wants you, at least one does. Find her and talk to her, say something stupid, be embarrased and admit it. Get her smiling and talking before you ask for her number! Too many awkwards just go straight for the kill, keep in mind that men arent like women they need to be softened up. Also when you call her, remember to get her laughing and having a good time with the convo BEFORE you try to schedule a date with her. Women are programmed to be primed for dating by humor. You cant just call and go straight to "I can has fuck now?" Keep her interested through the stupid date you take her on, add some booze then go take her to fuck.

Or just go get a fleshlight and a VR headset. 10 years into marriage and I wish I'd have just done that...

Walking and hiking is fun. I put on my headset and just walk around towns. I can't run for shit knees aren't to good from playing basketball everyday 6hours a day when I was younger.

I mostly ride my bicycle now. I just got into it about 2 years ago and is very enjoyable. Ride about 25 miles a day 4 days a week except for winter.

Now it's winter and I usually put weight on not on purpose just feel sluggish when its so cold out. My job is were I do most of my lifting and just pushups and some crunches at home.

how old are you, 25? 30 at most? you're way too young to be using steroids. Congrats, now you'll be dependant on them your whole life.

since you dont have experience and it obviously shows. you need to talk to girls who can relate to you more easily. i suggest you take it slow and talk to traps, chicks with dicks, and finally muscle girls before you talk to average women and realize what a fuckin moron you are for believing in your own dumb bullshit.

no fap

6 months ago you were a loser. Now you're asking for advice on the fucking internet, AND spent hundreds on fucking steroids. Not much has changed huh?

Aw ur mad. Show ur body big guy

What u do is do online dating. Find some fatter or uglier girls and fuck them. That improves ur confidence.

Also, buy viagra illegally online. Then u just get drunk and fuck a fat girl from tinder or something. The viagra makes u ladt longer and be able to go again and again. Plus u can do dumb shit as a rookie with some fatty. Like "oh, that hole is ur asshole? Whoops, just a little drunk here"

Once u feel like u can make a girl cum it opens up a whole new world. Then u can imagine urself with hotter girls.

Contd.

This is what i did to graduate from nerdy neethood to slight normalcy. Fucked a fat girl, did badly. Had a few other experiences, improved some. Then hooked up with a semi fat kind of plain crazy married girl. Plowed her hard in a hotel all night on viagra, my performance was better.

Felt more manly, became able to be at least functional socially. Still no chad at all but not just a total virgin like before.