How do you compete against THIS??

How do you compete against THIS??

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masters degree

sauce

By not having AIDS and by not having to pay a girl extra to fuck me

I don't. Girls that racemix is girls I don't date in the first place.

I 2nd this

with a superior credit score

Fucking kek

Well, YOU can't, kid. Hehehe

Can we have an interracial porn thread with no bait comments?

Kek

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By not coming to this site anymore because I'm sick off looking at cuck porn spam.

Good bye forever cuckchan.

We can easily afford rubber dicks, but our egos aren't paper thin so we don't need to buy them.

Go worship your 200 pound children elsewhere OP.

I compete by lovingly caressing every part of my gf, providing cuddles under a blanket with tea and cookies, neck-kisses, and masterful oral performance and use of various dildos and vibes

This

>interracial thread
>no bait
the threads ARE the bait, dummy

I have a job and cops don't fuck with me.

What are youtalking about?
I know a LOT of chicks hotter than she is

do you fuck 'em tho?

Most women's vaginas aren't big enough to fuck a dick like that. Just because you see it in porn doesn't mean all vaginas are endless stretchy caves. Even to have babies a lot of women have to get the skin between their vag and their asshole cut wide open and sewed back together. When you see shit like fisting and huge dicks going in somewhere in porn it probably took a lot of stretching over a long period of time. There are a rare few that just have wide deep vaginas tho.

That woman is ruint.

shut the fuck up whiteboi

"Rick and Morty"? Only a plebeian worm would engage in viewing broadcasts of such a sad and idiotic show. Unlike you low IQ apes, I please my optical sensors with only the finest of entertainment. I'll bet that you're inquiring as to what source of entertainment I am referring to. Although I don't expect you to comprehend it, the television show in question is "Young Sheldon". You see, the humor is vastly superior to that of "Rick and Morty". First of all "Rick and Morty" relies heavily on improvisional comedy, while the intellectual humor of "Young Sheldon" is scripted and well thought out before being presented to an audience. Second of all "Rick and Morty" is extremely unfaithful to its source material (Back to the Future, for you simpletons) while "Young Sheldon" is just as good if not better than watching "The Big Bang Theory". I could go on and on about how "Rick and Morty" is vastly inferior to "Young Sheldon" but I highly doubt that you have the mental capability to process such logic. So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to pour a glass of brandy whilst I redigest the latest episode of "Young Sheldon" so I can make an entry about it to the "Young Sheldon" wikia. Hopefully, I can forget about ever having the displeasure of interacting with you. Sigh... How tedious.

you are right us niggers got big fake dicks

Nig nog detected

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Lil Peep. The music is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the lyrics will go over a typical listeners head. There’s also Peeps nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his music- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these songs, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Peep truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Peep’s existential catchphrase “Gothboiclique,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Peep’s genius songwriting unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

or what? you're gonna chimp out and smash the 7/11 downtown?

WITH MY FUCKING FACE FAGGOT

>pic unrelated

Lol the chick in that pic can't even fit half of that dick in her mouth.

I just try to stay out of the way and hope they leave some scraps for me

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don't let the door hit you on the way out
[spoiler] see ya tomorrow [/spoiler]

See you tomorrow bro

With this lmao stay mad

By not being a nigger

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some girls dont like big dicks. my gf says my dick is perfect and im like 4in.

by this we can end that degeneracy

Sauce pls user

Look at that dipshit and shake yourself awake! What the hell is the matter with you?!

Hello John


Be aware of a user saying stupid contradicting things whilst samefagging.
He is a regular during these hours and a zealot.
Any possibility to diminish you is taken, this includes saying stupid contradicting shit "to take up your time" he starts pretty much every anti trump, IR, Trap, or masturbation promotion thread using 2 devices flooding boards

Stop being baited you newfags, dont even reply with sage on these kind of threads but just start your own, you can have 5 threads up per ip so why not provide more OC?

faggot, why dont you start your own threads and slide them?
maybe start saging when you comment in them

how is this everywhere???? go home

by having a dick thats actually rock solid and not a glorified blow up dildo

So original

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Got a sauce on that brother?

easy

I don't have too lmao

>Can we have an interracial porn thread with no bait comments?

can we have a gun control thread without a thousand fapping /k/tards?

can we have a dick size thread on /gif/ without a million outraged cucks lying about how big their cocks are, and suddenly going silent when asked for pictures as proof?

can we have any good content on /f/ that doesn't look like it was ripped from YTMND?

NO WE FUCKING CAN'T