Going to have anal with my girl, What's the best kind of lube?

Going to have anal with my girl, What's the best kind of lube?

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blood

Blood.

chalk

Just use pussy juices from fucking her pussy

Lol beat me to it

Silicone based lube

Clown paint

Make sure she washes the pooper

I heard this is a good one youtube.com/watch?v=bhAFZnGidWk

shit

Homemade of course!

Grab your favorite beer bottle and break the glass into very tiny pieces with a mortar and pestle

Glass dust is great lube

ok so thats 3 votes for blood

ahhahah holy shit

KY

I heard you can make homemade lube from xanthem gum and water

But I use Mountain Dew Baja Blast instead of water.

Chipotle, take her out to dinner first, it may get a little bloody but blood makes great lube

Astroglide.

Speed... The faster you pound, the less time friction has to slow you down.

Astroglide, man, just go slow, and make sure she's comfortable.
Also, I need sauce there, please.

tears

nice dubs

Not OP but Mike Adriano and Mandy Muse in Anal Perverts 2.

Recognize kino and that ass anywhere

From someone who has had a lot of anal sex with their last ex and 4/4 when it comes to giving a girl an orgasm the first time she tries it, get a Hitachi and pic related. Astroglide is good too, and coconut oil is messy but works in a pinch.

sandy coconut oil

- she should give herself an enema first, use tepid water, not luke warm or cold.
- either finger her ass or use a small toy to ease her into it.
- Unless she's experienced with anal, you should favour positions where her knees are near her chest.
- use more lube than you think you need.
- put a towel under her, lube gets everywhere and stains sheets.
- go slow at first and pay attention to her reactions.
- remember, if she enjoys it, you'll get to fuck her ass again. My ex liked anal when she was on her period but hated getting an enema.

If your gf is a big butt slut, you won't have to use anything sometimes.

If she's inexperienced, I'd use lube like Astroglide. Vaginal juice is okay but wont cut it often.

Your gf should be enjoying fingering her own butt and shoving dildos up it and having orgasms from it in her private time.

You always need lube but the rest of this post is 100%. If she's a butt slut, you'll just need a little lube instead of a lot.

>KY

You forgot the S

this. KD is the best brand

shell oil

Are you the flash?

Calm down Satan

This is fucking great advice. However keep in mind that enemas are extremely healthy long term, and honestly only worth the trouble if you're filming or planning atm imo. Otherwise, at least in my experience, poopdick is pretty rare and also not that awful (don't have a scat fetish, it's still gross). Don't throw a party at shit's house and get offended when show up.

Speedforce is the ultimate lube user.

pussy juice

Saliva works fine for butt sluts. I'm pretty big too so if saliva didn't cut it I would know.

OptiLube or something similar. Gel and made for shoving clinical gear into dicks and asses of people not even remotely aroused.

optimummedical.co.uk/product/optilube/

anything like this, flavoured / scented is so unhealthy for the vagina, dont listen to this twat. his girls probably got the stinkiest, nastiest vagene / bootyhole. use all natural, water based is the best, to keep her fresh. unless you're just hittin it n quitting it in which case you can use fuckin alfredo sauce it dont matter

regular enema's are unhealthy yes.
As long as her asshole is reasonably free of shit, using a bunch of lube will keep your dick clean.

Astroglide in the squeeze bottle my dude

sAUCE bumping with ass for reply

Valvoline 5w 30

youtube.com/watch?v=6T0HgkrifAs

Astroglide has a good reputation for a reason

Taco Bell hot sauce always works for me.

My ex could go no lube if she was in the right mood.

Still, use lube.

It's like most lubes but with coconut oil and aloe Vera moron. Is a 5'10 blue eyes blonde with 32DDD and a 40 inch ass whose never done anal with anyone else the stinkiest nastiest vagene? It's not going there anyways unless you want her to get hepatitis or a bacterial infection. Maybe get your own head out of your ass before you try giving advice on someone else's.

spit'n'shit you dumbass

Spit the first go, cum the second time around.

Olive oil. Used it a few times, works great, and it makes it smell like a nice itallian meal instead of anal, which is a plus.

fpbp

Spunk lube from spunk dot com

KY Silk-E

pic related, best kind of blue

Use Pjur. Most professional porn sets use it now over Astro Glide. It's water based so it won't leave a residue, which is what you want since you're going to be using a lot of it.

Peanut butter.

Besides just lube if you wanna make sure that she enjoys it and lets you do it again make sure you finger that shit a bit at firstm start with one and work your way to two. Go slow as hell to when you first stick it in. Trust me bro. If she likes it the first time she will let you do it more often. Oh yeah, and make sure sjes dripping wet with a lotta foreplay and regular sex before hand. If you fuck her up and cause a bunch of pain you can say no to the butthole from there on out. I went through this with like four or five different girlfriends so Im speaking from experience. Be gentle and eventually she will start to really like it. My current girl likened it to losing her virginity again. As far as lube it really doesnt matter the type. I always just go with good ol KY. Have fun and be safe my fellow tard.

Coco oil

>in which case you can use fuckin alfredo sauce
fuckin kek

Rub A535

I use homemade weed lube, which is just coconut oil that has been infused with weed. The weed helps with relaxation and the coconut oil lasts a pretty good duration. Also orgasming with weed lube in your ass feels soooo good. I'm a dickgirl btw.

>in which case you can use fuckin alfredo sauce it dont matter

Vodka is the best lube, apply plenty at both ends

spit and pussy juice only good answer

Orphan tears

If raw coconut oil.
If condom anything water based
I like wet gel

Pjur or coconut oil.

Her shit.

Bengay or preparation h

transmission fluid

Nigger cum you cuck

Pussy juice and have her spit on it.

Silicone based or hybrid - and lots of it. If it feels comfortable for her, she'll probably let you do it again. Water based lube dries out too quickly. Check reviews.

Take it slow, and not too deep at first.

Good luck, user.

Don't get this. It will cost only because its medical grade. Which means the prices are fucked up.

>coconut oil
Fuckin' noted, thanks gents.

Amazon wishlist already

Depending on what your doing, if I'm ramming huge things in her ass I use anal lube, comes in a tub it's like vasaline, otherwise it's spit, pussy juice and durex play, my wife has an elastic anus so she loves it and takes it easy and is still tight as fuck

>alfredo sauce
Lost

Thousand Island Dressing

Chocolate syrup. It helps you pretend there's no shit on your dick. But for the love of god don't try and eat it after you're done.