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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 68 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 61 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 38 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 34 points
5. Max Verstappen 25 points
>News:
Monger is now rich
VJ still arrested
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Reminder that cars would look MUCH better without pirelli faggotry
Also, shit thread.
2nd for /team Flörsch/
Hue who hates every op but himself when his op's are by far the worst.
I feel that every poster here has a gimmick.
I'm pretty sure he hates every OP that doesn't mention Senna
>It's a "Maverick Wins Lol" episode
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>>I ended up mostly playing as a defender
>Lad in charge of Sunday League team tried to put all 5'6 of me as DCM once
>0-2 at HT all through me
>Lad in charge refuses to change tactics
>Switch positions with big nick sized lad anyway
>Chubs was wing back for some reason
>score second half hat trick
Does /f1/ have any sports stories or anything. Been thinking of organises a lads day out at karting this Summer as bunch of birthdays all around May/June. Here's hoping normies want to do racing shit
Make sure you invite Daryl.
How else would we pay for it mate
Familiar looking doggo, isn't it.
Quads for dogs
Not even close, m8.
quads for /f1/
Shit
Nice double dog dubs
>people needing things to be this obvious
>F1 theme followed by le circus theme plays
Why is this allowed in the post-Schumi era again?
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You might be Swedish, but you're right.
Do you think Schumi in his chair by the window understands when he heard that combo of music again?
>TV is somewhere in the distance behind him
>He cannot turn around to see it
>The nurses are unsure why he jiggles so
>As it gets to Ferrari lads singing along the Schumi Shuffle is in full effect
>It gets so much he rolls off his chair even with the restraint of 2 young Turkish girls
>Coulthard comes on to do post-champagne interviews
>Schumi shits himself
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for being a fucking mong and hurting yourself.
Your story makes me sad but that image always cheers me up
>Williams
>le take paydrivers for a decade straight
>le tell your reigning champion to fuck off
>le kill senna
>le become an unironic backmarker for several years
>likable ever
>McLaren
>manages to piss off unironically every single good driver they've ever had with the exception of MIGA
>likable for any reason
Fuck both of these teams. As far as I am concerned neither of them deserve a heritage payout, because they don't respect their actual heritage. Unless their heritage is being the laughing stock of the entire sport or employing the most blatant paydrivers on the field
If you somehow think Claire gives a shit about racing and their family name and the great family heritage and won't sell Williams to some Arabs or Chinks the second Frank finally dies, boy do I have some news for you
Would you voluntarily permanently amputate both of your legs if someone paid you 678004 GBP for it?
>missing the point this badly
it's still better than what michelin wanted to do
>Sauber
They are a mess managerially & are reddit as fuck. Only team close to likeable on that list is Minardi
If you want Sauber to get good get the rich boys who know eric's dad's wife's & bf's one night stand offspring to get proper know how in the team not Curry Tits
Mika, that was not the point
Fucking oath I would, cobbah.
>tfw there was a dude posting on /dbt/ a few weeks ago about the quickest way to amputate both legs
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When it's Sweden you can never be sure lad. I mean there are genuine people who liked Lotus/Renault
Isn't Williams already publicly traded or something similar? I remember seeing that you can find all their financial info online, so I don't think it's Claire's choice to sell the the company. Besides, there's a ton of other automotive stuff they do besides the F1 team
Further proof of the Stroll bymp, November 3rd was they day he was announced
That file name though!
Chapman rolled in his grave at the Lotus team.
I bought some krentenbollen at Jumbo recently. They were pretty good and well priced. Thank you amd amx
>Coulthard comes on to do post-champagne interviews
>"HEEGHLOOOOOO!"
I would shit myself too, 2bqh
There's a mall called Jumbo near my home. It has become a hangout for refugees.
Thank you AMD AMX
>highest price was when Maldo/Stroll
What even?
Venezuelan money.
On train back home. More chinks in those qt navy blue coats with the white trim. Hair done in a nice bun.
Help me.
got any creep shots?
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So, how long can Williams actually afford to keep Stroll onboard?
He's slow (six tenths behind Massa at the very least), his driving is erratic (he keeps smashing his brakes which leads to brake failures like in AUS), he crashes even more than Gio, he has no situational awareness and overall his performance is as if some pleb reviewer from IGN was forced to drive iRacing at gunpoint. I'm half expecting his father to pay Williams to invent some sort of real life racing line aid that noobs use in F1 games. No way Williams can stay in front of Fore Skindia, Renault, Toro Rosso etc. with only Massa delivering points. This is like if Alex Yoong was driving for Renault in 2002. The only thing Stroll has going for him is his billionaire daddy but for how long will that be enough?
For Claire's sake I hope that Stroll does something so bad that FIA is forced to take the superlicense from him before the summer break.
Nah I'm a wuss.
Oh sweet exploitable
Why is he sticking his thumb up that doctors bumhole?
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for sure!
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Who invited Škrtel?
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awful cutout
post your original screencap so someone better at photoshop can make a cutout without horrible aliasing
I actually want Williams to be sold to anyone.
It seems like whoever is making the decisions is basically killing them. 20 years since the last WDC/WCC and more poor performances then good ones. So many shit cars.
2014 2015 Williams was great desu. That or it's Bottas and Massa carrying it. I could feel the Ferraris frustration when they were stuck behind Bottas from my screen.
>2014 2015 Williams was great desu.
2014/5 = Mercedes babbys
They were only good because all the other Mercedes customers were meme tier.
WALLtteri GOA77as Bottas is best Bottas
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It's been literally less 6.5 hours you actual lazy cunt
Get you're shit together, for gods sake
>encouraging fatposting
Is the fatass banned now?
>replying to obvious trolls
>had a stroke after exercising, twice. yet hasn't had any medical problems due to his multiple strokes
>shit his pants while exercising
>lost 10kg in 2 weeks
>failed his diet after 6 hours
I'm honestly disappointed you all get taken in so easily by such an obvious troll.
Every word he posts is just le fat joke stereotypes, but you all want to believe it because it fits your narratives.
When will Hamilton go full GOATberg?
>tfw the actual original fat Nick died of a heart attack shortly after he posted
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Here's some little cars going around Barber if you're bored
Mostly laughing at you for missing the point
>Ye ye.. Mansell. Mansell. Mansell, Mansell? Mansell.
Is this the race where Ferrari loses momentum thanks to Daniil "The Russian Torpedo" Kvyat?
pls no
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did they ever catch this villain?
"I think there are two classes of drivers. You're either an Alonso or you're a Rosberg. And Hulkenberg is a Rosberg."
based Jacques
Fair point. Hulkenberg isn't a piece of shit.
>Alonso tier
>Jacques 'somehow not as good as Damon' Villeneuve
>Making that sort of statement
Why not say it like it is, you're either a Gilles or a Jacques. And Hulkenberg is a Jacques
Rosberg is a Jacques that didn't ridiculed himself for 9 years tho
>two classes of drivers
>champion or champion
WTF Zack, pretty rude to your father!?
>I think there are two classes of drivers. You're either a spoiled brat or a qt. Hülk is qt.
based desu
Oh boy, you piss me off.
>had a stroke after exercising, twice. yet hasn't had any medical problems due to his multiple strokes
It wasn't a fucking stroke, just got dizzy from starting using the treadmill. I do 30 minute walking sessions and I'm fine.
>shit his pants while exercising
That was a fucking joke you fucking aus cunt, as in "shit my pants" scared.
>lost 10kg in 2 weeks
A fucking MONTH you fucking idiot. This is the second time you say this. It's possible when you're as fat as me and eat 1500 calories a day. I needed 3500 to maintain my weight.
>failed his diet after 6 hours
Yes, I couldn't go from 1500 calories which I have been doing for like 5 weeks to 1000 and couldn't handle it. Therefore, 1250. I didn't "fail" anything.
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Maybe try >>>/facebook/ for your diet blog
Is there a square on the nick bingo for this type of high caloric intake rage?
When will Lance Stroll come good?
I don't know shit about dieting, but that sounds a little too fast. Don't try to lose all at once.
Alternatively you could try lifting to turn them into muscle mass instead.
kys
i masterbated to his mum's face
No, this thread will be my diet blog because the replies amuse me.
If they ban me, I'll reset my router.
Here's a message to the autistic janitor/mod, FUCK OFF.
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He's a ~170kg, 170cm tall manlet. Any weight gone is good, in his position I'd take the loose skin in exchange for the weight loss.
How would you design a F1 city circuit in your home town?
Why bother with aesthetic surgeries when you can lose weight slower and don't even need them in first place?
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friendly reminder that Rosberg in 2014 and 2016 did about as well against Hamilton as teammates as Alonso did in 2007 and then Hamilton was still a rookie
when he lets me fugg his sister
I know that loose skin will probably happen.
I'm going to get surgery at the end if so.
I don't care anyway because I always had fucking gyno and I hated it and will be a good excuse to chop the tits off.
160 kg now.
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