Be me, yesterday

>Be me, yesterday
>School had a winter ball
>I went to it because friends dragged me
>It was pretty boring, the whole time I was just wishing I stayed home
>Near the end they play a pretty slow song
>A solid 8/10 approached me and asked if I wanted to dance
>I didn't know her but by the look on her face I could tell she new me
>She even asked me by name, so she defensively knew me
>I immediately lost all remnants of my spaghetti
>I panic and say "Nope" almost immediately
>I was the first person she asked so she walked off looking really dissapointed
>Her friend stayed behind to shit on me for how rude that was
>My friend Olivia danced with her for me
How bad did I mess up?

Ya dun goofed

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Your hand is still an option, buddy.

you sir are a homosexual

Why didn't you just do it you pathetic faggot? You could have been cool, but now you're just going to graduate to /adv/ complaining bout how you can't make friends and your life sucks.

I feel you OP, I hate dancing.
I can't imagine myself dance, the simple fact of thinking about it makes me rage.

You are now doomed to forever walk the path to wizardry

Why did your brain just default to saying no??
I'm assuming you have a Christmas break coming up now too. You could have had her for the break, user

You're the alpha dawg.

She clearly wants the D and, subconciously, so is you.

You can try save this Op.
>Find out her name
>Get in contact with her
>Say sorry I said no, I was embrassed
>wanna hang out
>Profit
Op don't become a wizard.

>so is you.
That should be "so do you" user

Hey im 202 and youre 303, youre destined to nazi me.. I wonder if 404 shows up here.

You are a fucking moron and have lost all rights to reproduce.

Oh fuck me, i should bet on a fucking lotto right the fuck now.

If you know to dance just kys
If you don't know you dodged a bullet

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>I wonder if 404 shows up here.
Holy shit whats going on!?

Underage b& and complete faggot.

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505 here

Nice try, buddy.

Go apologize, tell her dancing isn't really your thing and you just didn't want to embarrass yourself, but that you'd be glad for her to show you how to dance somewhere not public.Done, you literally saved face and got a date, make sure you post another thread when you fuck that up too.

also
>she defensively knew me
what?
and
ÿou must be 18 or older to use this site, now gtfo, but rly come back to tell us how you fucked up again

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Yes, do this. You still haven't fucked up completely. Grow some fucking courage and do what this guy says

I'm glad I'm not you