Dubs pick the one true faith

Dubs pick the one true faith.

Enough infighting - let the gods decide!

Atheism

Missed a change for a one-post thread.

Agnosticism

Scientology

Catholic.

#deusvult

Re roll

Praying to mother moon and being wiccan as nature intended

Nazism

Buddhism

Pastafarianism

Satanism

Catholicism

Trapism

Judaism

Buddhism

L O L I

>scientoLOGy

Catholicism

Catholicism (deus vult, infidel!)

Wasted

The religion of peace.

LaVey satanism.

winrar
bow to the catholics

Protestant

Agnosticism (check em fags)^

Let the crusades commence.

We have a winner!
Lets start building bitches into altars and break out the snakes!

Trips out do dubs

Trips of truth!


denied

winrar

Atheism

Bloody satanists always gotta piggyback

Taoism

>tips fedora

The Imperial Truth.

no clue what that is
tl;dr

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You were all really close but its actually Orthodox

very funny user

We all worship logs from thy holy asshole

>13 years old

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another's lair, show them respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.

he said the first one not trips

TLDR: edgy 13 year olds

Islam

well if i wanted to fit into the thread i guess i would say....

Maoism.

LOL man baby holy shit ypur religons a joke

seems reasonable (exept for the magic part and it being very overdramatic)

>33300
Full house?

Islam for Muhammad pbuh

>dont harm children or animals
wow it spunds like a 10 year old made this

this is fucking stupid

Christianity easy

THE LORD JIMMY from the bibble is the one true god

you are fucking retarded

Rolling for Quads... Gorakaism

Ikr? It's not my religion. I don't actually care about such things, I don't belive, nor do I disbelive.

That was horrific

LOL MANBABY loser cant even make up his mind, the centrist of religions

user please stop i cany take amymore

holy shit tgis is awful

Good job, Ivan

I don't recognize the bottom-central symbol, what faith is that?

As if having a strong faith in some random deity makes you anything better than me.
This centrism card works on politics, not imaginary friends.

It's a cult though.

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Satanism is pretty much just objectivism with a bunch of fancy rituals involved.
It's a religion aimed at retards/edgy teens/anarcaps.
It's sorta babby first religion.

It's not even coherent to what satanism used to be, as originally it started as a parody of christianity performed by intellectuals that found organized religion to be pompous and corrupt.
These days it's the opposite, it's praticed by pseudo-intellectuals that are pompous and corrupt in the first place.
It's pretty common to find followers on Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, basically all the boards with the lowest common IQs.

Jismism

Gaaaaaaaaaayyy

atleast with your bullshit satanism you made up your mind lol
I DONT BELIEVE IN ANYTHING UR ALL DUMB!!

MOMMY MADE ME GO TO CHURCH

Dubs have spoken.

>dubs
>dubs
And everything was settled neatly until
Laveyan Satanism gives us trips, more than we asked for, but what do trips mean to the individual? How very like Laveyan Satanists to give us something extra to think about after all is said and done.

Pottery.

#deusvult

>I posted random religion (first I though about god Pikkiwoki)
>got trips
>got your attention
>you got triggered about how stupid the religion is
>I told you, that it's not my religion, I don't give a slightest fuck about religion
>to hold your own, you had to pull the centrist card
I'm not saying all the people here are dumb. You are.

bitch I'm from one of the least religious countries in the world. I've seen the church from the inside for the first time in primary school.

WAAAA WAAAAA yeah buddy im the mad one ok

>least religious country int he world
that explains why your such a fag

pretty sure Anton LaVey was ethnically Jewish

so hedonistic Judaism then?

or just regular ol' Judaism

You religious ppl take it too seriously

ipu

late re roll

oh well so no chance i think.