Mets "bench" edition
Lineups:
>nast
1. Adam Eaton (L) CF
2. Wilmer Difo (S) SS
3. Bryce Harper (L) RF
4. Daniel Murphy (L) 2B
5. Anthony Rendon (R) 3B
6. Adam Lind (L) 1B
7. Chris Heisey (R) LF
8. Jose Lobaton (S) C
9. Tanner Roark (R) P
>mest
1. Michael Conforto (L) LF
2. Juan Lagares (R) CF
3. Jay Bruce (L) 1B
4. Neil Walker (S) 2B
5. Curtis Granderson (L) RF
6. Jose Reyes (S) SS
7. Rene Rivera (R) C
8. T.J. Rivera (R) 3B
9. Matt Harvey (R) P
First for Phillies
Nats fan checking in.
Difo
Lind
Heisey
Lobaton
Only half of the Nats are actually playing tonight.
and only about a 3rd of the mets are playing tonight lol
Junior Varsity vs Junior Varsity.
Spaghetti everywhere
Already making excuses. Classic mest
You gonna hang with us Rollins? You don't really wanna watch phils/barves do you?
let's get ready to rumbleeee
>No Turner
fix this shit dusty
That potato nigger is gonna rape us again, isnt he
p.s. i'm interested to see reyes back on SS tonight. maybe he will stop being a fuckup in his old home turf. i don't know how i feel about rivera on 3B though.
I'll be watching both games desu. It's actually a good pitching matchup (Hellickson vs. Colon) so it might be entertaining.
Although watching Harvey blow it is always must-watch TV
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They called him back up. Not starting, but available.
i thought they sent down TJ, no?
Called him back up today because everyone is hurt.
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whoops thats the small version. cant find the large version.
Everyone say "Thanks Tanner"
Thanks Tanner
She's definitely fuckable
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Fuck Walgreens tbqh.
Let's go lads
FUCK YOU TANNER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How do you like your Ace?
Tanner Roark vs Mets
6-2 2.47 ERA
Matt Harvey vs Nats last 5 starts
0-4 7.54 ERA
here we go, had to search it up. couldn't find it on the drive.
Ya gotta believe Bill Webb wouldn't be using these stupid, corny promos with the stupid, corny music.
RIP ;(
noice
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHA
wow that looked like it hurt
Difo has some nice hair at least.
Harvey trying to kill our guy.
Harvey's in his head
ya he beaned him pretty good there. makes me wonder what kinda harvey we're gonna see tonight.
>mfw there's no one in the whole mest lineup worth it for Tanner to plunk in the head tonight.
so is Harvey pitching on short rest?
fucking fuck. fuck you harper!
yeah that had to happen at some point
Harper raping the Mets already.
Bruce. He's been stellar so far this season.
Well shit hopefully the Mets can hold their 4 run average and Harvey can not fuck up any more.
Fwaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Had to jinx it asshole
Time for Zimmergod
What if I just hit a 1st inning bomb?
Nice of the Nats to take an insurmountable lead early so we can go home and get some sleep.
What is this lineup...
The resurrected corpse of Ryan Zimmerman is riding the pine tonight.
mets can usually score 2. 3 and 4 run leads are pretty daunting though
Travel day lineup.
ZIm and Wieters out
Injuries
Werth and Turner out
Well that's a nice start.
the resurrected corpse of your mother is riding my dick tonight
CONFY 1st pitch FUNK BLAST!!
nice fuckin swing
CONFORGOAT
are you feeling unConfortoble?
Not at all t. mets fan
can lagares still field?
yes
his arm isn't as good as it used to be tho
Is Cesp still out with a pulled hammy?
3-4 days i think
yep. they're saying 2-3 days he'll be out.
You can do better. Thanks though, she can use the action. My Mom is hideous desu.
apparently he's available to hit
No Mr T this series? That's a shame.
Just punch me in the sack, Christ the lord.
We might have the call up Tebow if we lose any more fielders.
kek. fuck it, let's just call up miss usa.
Fucking skank
i dont have any funny photoshoops to work on so i'll just randomly post mets cuties.
Tebow will only be called up if the Mets clinch a playoff spot before the last game
Who's the wetback?
tebow will be playing 3rd by may
Tebow will never get within sniffing distance of the Bigs.
>Manlet hits high flyball
They'll call him up if the Mets are in a playoff spot before the last game as a PR stunt to sell tickets and jerseys. If its a game that mattered then yes he will not be in it.
He will be a September call up to build hype
He's running for President in 2024, if the Repubs don't manage to draft Taylor Swift.
rima fakih, i think she's actually a poo in loo.
Eaton has been tearing it up.
>giolito in the minors with an 0-2 record, 1.571 WHIP and 6.43 ERA
Say that to my face and see what happens
>reyes
That's the metsiest thing ever.
Tebow actually has a very fluid swing.
you know it.
Leave it to the GOP to find someone dumber than both W. and The Donald.
>30 year old virgin in the bus league.
What are you gonna do? Pray for me?
Still hoping for Ted Nugent desu
You wish, buddy
Ted Nugent shit and pissed in his pants for a week to get out of going to Vietnam.
Tebow has a better average. Pfff.
He's got elite wizard powers, buddy.
The Washington Nationals have never won a playoff series.
I'm too old and smart to have imaginary friends.
Gets me every time
This can't be real.
They'll win the whole shebang either this season or next.
The mets have never won a world series (in your lifetime).
dub dubs dear god.