What does Sup Forums know about Cuba?

What does Sup Forums know about Cuba?

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you lost it, badly.

Le commie bro.

Other than that, Cuban coffee and cigarette.

communist shithole, I feel bad for cubans

Very very cheap whores

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I would suspect most of the younger generation didn't really give a shit about Castro, they probably didn't in China either.

Evil country responsible for countless dead people in Angola, and to a large degree for the suffering of modern Venezuelans. I would carpet bomb them.

Fidel Castro had an autistic grade adoration for milk and Fast and Furious 304 Electric Bogaloo was utter shit

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how do cuban women compare to other latinas

cubans are more iberian than iberians. pic related

Eh, nobody here is actual communist anyway, most people just don't care of it.

Spain's colony 1515 to 1898
America's colony 1899 to 1958
Russia's colony 1959 to 1990
Venezuela's colony 1999 to present

So much for all those slogans about resisting imperialism.

I actually lived there (for 7 years to be precise) so feel free to AMA

Cheaper
Very cheap
Aside from that , just darker

how many prostitutes did you fuck
do cuban women have qtr toes than dominican women?

Trump said the truth about Castro when he kicked it; I don't really care about the Russian, Chinese, etc praise of him because that's to be expected, but the media in this cunt as well as assorted European politicians doing it was over the line and flat-out nauseating.

I went there once and i liked it
Very comfy but i imagine all the communism kinda kills it
7/10 would eat pork and beans with

The thing with Cuban (and poorer Dominican women) is that you can never be certain if they're pros or not. They're an easy bang, true, but some sort of payment is expected (they won't ask directly but ask you for money to help feed her kids, pay rent, that sort of shit).
In response to your second question, I don't pay much attention to women's toes except to make sure they're not hobbits kek

Can i find them in La Merced?

How White actually is Cuba? Wikijew claims it's 64% white, but this seems pretty dubious to me considering most Cubans I've seen definitely weren't white

Can vouch for that, and they're a surpsisingly diverse bunch. I've had Cubans who could pass for a West African native, and blonde blue eyed babes with light skin, all thicc af

Hundreds all around México
I live in Veracruz and every table has at least one

damn. how bleak is life in cuba?

The European (Spanish mostly) race is more widespread there than in any other part of the Caribbean, you can easily find blonde blue eyed Cuban people walking around Havana

I will go with Iberian army to annex it to spain.

Full of Mexicans like the rest of Latin America.

Reconquista of Cuba to Spain when?
Slaughter all who oppose Iberians remove all non Iberians, exterminate seperatism and bring in settlers from pyrenees spain catalonia and castillia.

pls stop forcing this shit meme. Ikibey's "I am Greek" will never be topped, no matter how much you try

causing butthurt to yanks for 67 years

+25 Putintokens for this post

People survive, Cubans are a really crafty folk. Many work in Government owned industries, but most get their income from what they call "bisnear" (to do business), which generally consists of selling smuggled and counterfeit goods, drugs (cheap but shit quality weed btw) and basically doing any work they can which will grant them access to "fulas" (dollars).

Many women (and men) also are "jineteras", which means they'll go to places foreign people frequent and attempt to seduce them in exchange for the foreign man (or woman) taking them to live with them outside Cuba.

Rightful Vietnam clay.

If it were today we could have taken out Castro like nothing, but the CIA in the 50s-60s were so fucking inept...they didn't really become serious and professional until the 70s.

>Vergacruzano
Ewww

cool car culture

What happens of you reach 100 Putintokens(tm)?

The health care system is oft praised by Democrats, but I've never seen Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi go down there when they needed a doctor.

>jineteras
are these qt or just ok?
what are some pros and cons of having a cuban gf?

the rich in america have great healthcare, they can pay for insanely high end stuff
would rather be poor in cuba than america though

>would rather be poor in cuba than america though

Even homeless people have access to better medical care than

100% of woman are jineteras
Everyone looking for a ticket outside the island

This

Poor in usa make 1400 a month, rent is 600 food 100, save 700 a month, cuba you save nothing, you cant even afford food.

As a Cuban how to get a qt out if there?

>100% of woman are jineteras
This. There's a lot to choose from, you can find from women so dark they can pass for West African natives, to blonde blue eyed babes with light skin, to cliche latina women with dark hair, olive skin and dark eyes. All thicc af tho

Wages in Castro's personal slave state are about $5 a day and you get beaten up and arrested for complaining about it.

I've been to a cuban hospital, it was great. Sure, there were 4-8 beds per rooms, but I've seen the same in some European hospitals.

Tourists get different hospitals than
batives.

>how bleak is life in cuba?

Very.

>everyone with an education or any ambition in life has long since emigrated
>nothing remains aside from old men in undershirts playing dominoes and driving rusted 1956 Buicks
>one of the world's lowest birthrates and highest abortion/suicide rates
>stores have nothing to buy in them
>two hours a day of electricity

Then why was I the only tourist in the room ? Were the other patients actors lel

Potemkin villages, a standard feature of commie cunts since Stalin's day.

don't forget that they helped our guerrillas along with the USSR and Venezuela and Ecuador

The Soviets were behind all of that; they used Cuba as their attack dog in Latin America and Africa back in the day.

cuban here

preguntame algo

Spanish army will crush "Cuban" army and it shall be the first triumph of the iberian race in a while... destroy the false "republic of cuba" and reclaim it for Iberia, that will say Iberia in my lifetime, cortes willing.

As foraigner you just need to marry

It's not even in the top 30 of the world's lowest birthrates, and not even in the top 70 in suicide. Far behind many first world countries including the usa. You're probably lying about the abortion too.
And two hours of electricity a day ? Please, I go there every year and my poor as fuck hosts have their tv turned on 24/7

>countless dead people in Angola
oh no, those poor invading apartheid supporters

do u liek spen

me gustan todos

pero no los negros

Pretty much 64%. I´ve been there (and not ony in Havana, where half is not white) and there were a loto fo whites. The ones that work here are almost all white, too.
Remember that Cuba was the gate to Latin America for spaniards during the colonial period. Havana was a very important city during and after colonial times, before the Revolution

Some stereotypes that will turn out into childish political opinions.

Anyone remember the South African poster who said his uncle was in the army in the 80s and they used to take captured Russians and Cubans, strap them to the front of their APCs, and drive them through thorn bushes?

Now those were some very dead gommies. ;)

I know that Cuban-American tears are very salty

just like Vietnamese-American
maybe it's compensating for their bland as fuck food

Our midget socialist president was praising him too. It's vile.

>were the other patients actors lel
That's a possibility, but probably party members or their families.

I'm visiting this interesting shit hole in August for about 5 days, Havana to be exact, what are some must do and don'ts?

What Venezuela doing there?

Do: Fuck bitches, while acquiring currency.
Don't: Go into Old Havana without a guide, that par of town's a fucking maze and you'll prolly get lost/raped/mugged (not necessarily in that order)

Don't: go.
Do: not go.

Your tourism dollars are propping up a despotic regime that tortures and murders dissidents.

So did your tax pounds/euros, for a very long time. Be careful with that whole glass houses thing.

Poor protestants...

I don't understand what you're trying to get at. I am a Protestant.

dirty rotten no good commies

>anyone remember that Sup Forums fanfic