Why don't you own a sword, Sup Forums?
Why don't you own a sword, Sup Forums?
Because I dont own a fedora
I'm scared of killing myself with it in a moment of weakness.
Why do you assume that I don't?
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Because I'm not gay
reasons and such
I have a machete :/
Because I own guns
Because I'm not fucking 8 years old.
I play with real toys
but thats a bardiche/glaive
swords dont kill people, bullets kill people
kill yourself, you pussy
and I bet gets him lots of pussy
I do, kiddo.
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Chester from the Artorias DLC?
But not like me young fool ...
maybe if he had a halberd like a regular human being
spoopy
You need to step up your game, user-kun.
Oh I'm sure. Then, the deal would most certainly be sealed.
or even a Lucerne, but this vampire fagoot has a bardiche
Do I?
then may as well do it
oe sell soul here
greenbombs.refersion.com for catch to supply neet life for vidya n weed
That's what I've been thinking this whole time. Surely then, the circle would be complete.
Well, i suppose a Partizan would suffice
Supposedly, they're the best.
no, that would be the spontoon
I kindly disagree
I do, 2 katanas. cliché as fuck I know, but I'm not all neckbeardy and "I study the blade" about it. ones a nice piece on the wall, the others under my bed. some people have a baseball bat for dealing with home Intruders, I do too it's just very sharp and made of metal. unless they have a gun which is unlikely, they probably won't fuck with a naked guy holding a sword
>pic related, home Intruder btfo by katana
But thats like saying a scythe isnt a polearm!
>they probably won't fuck with a naked guy holding a sword
The only thing I like about scythe, is the music
because I got arrested for threatening someone with it in a dispute and they confiscated it and I'm not allowed to own any weapons now because of a felony
I live on a friend's couch. Don't think he wants to run a death gauntlet of swords and knives. In the dark, at 2 am.
I do. I live in Texas. Own a broadsword and a bearded axe.
So...Spontoon?
Isn't that a naginata tho?
Are you in the us? If so, is there a reason why you don't have a gun. Either way I hope that home defense sword is battle ready.
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I have several. I just don't brag about them, or take cringy pics of me with them, because I'm not a fucking sperglord.
i mean, technically speaking, but the classification is a bit loose
Because i have a nunchaku faggot
Because they are inferior to anything but clise quarters combat but even then a 12-gauge with birdshot or a slug would fucking end you before you even raised your sword
probably
exactly why you shouldn't own a sword for self defense
*teleports behind you*
nothin personnel, kid
Because I have guns
regardless, vampire fagoot is vampire fagoot. Spontoon or not
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You still have to swing. All I have to do is arc the shotgun under my arm and you're fucked. There's a reason why the introduction of literally any projectile weapon all but phased out melee combat. What the fuck is a guy with an ax going to do against a skilled archer at thirty yards?
Because I've got a bayonet on the end of some of my rifles.
throw the ax
Fucking badass.
He had a crossbow.
I do, Florida. We have a gun or two, but they're just hunting rifles in storage
yeah they're actual high quality swords not imitation weeb swords. got em from my knife guy. a while back I got curious and tested one, cut down some bushes and tree branches and played fruit ninja with some old oranges. for an unsharpened blade, it had a pretty clean slice.
Get a job faggot
i never said this was a good cosplay
Take a cringy pic just for us. Please.
What makes you think I don't?
The better question is why the fuck do you own a sword, nigga?
best fashion souls though,eh?
Because I'm a ninja.
Because I'm hispanic and already own mi machete
because you're a faggot
You're the faggot who doesn't even have a sword.
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because I have friends
Definitely do have a sword. Duh.
you would be dead obv
why the fuck do i need a sword
to slay thine enemies
This, obviously. What are you stupid?
You can have friends AND swords. Your friends can have swords too.
but can your swords have friends
mind = blown
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Nah, kys