Why don't you own a sword, Sup Forums?

Why don't you own a sword, Sup Forums?

Because I dont own a fedora

I'm scared of killing myself with it in a moment of weakness.

Why do you assume that I don't?

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Because I'm not gay

reasons and such

I have a machete :/

Because I own guns

Because I'm not fucking 8 years old.

I play with real toys

but thats a bardiche/glaive

swords dont kill people, bullets kill people

kill yourself, you pussy

and I bet gets him lots of pussy

I do, kiddo.

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Chester from the Artorias DLC?

But not like me young fool ...

maybe if he had a halberd like a regular human being

spoopy

You need to step up your game, user-kun.

Oh I'm sure. Then, the deal would most certainly be sealed.

or even a Lucerne, but this vampire fagoot has a bardiche

Do I?

then may as well do it
oe sell soul here
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That's what I've been thinking this whole time. Surely then, the circle would be complete.

Well, i suppose a Partizan would suffice

Supposedly, they're the best.

no, that would be the spontoon

I kindly disagree

I do, 2 katanas. cliché as fuck I know, but I'm not all neckbeardy and "I study the blade" about it. ones a nice piece on the wall, the others under my bed. some people have a baseball bat for dealing with home Intruders, I do too it's just very sharp and made of metal. unless they have a gun which is unlikely, they probably won't fuck with a naked guy holding a sword

>pic related, home Intruder btfo by katana

But thats like saying a scythe isnt a polearm!

>they probably won't fuck with a naked guy holding a sword

The only thing I like about scythe, is the music

because I got arrested for threatening someone with it in a dispute and they confiscated it and I'm not allowed to own any weapons now because of a felony

I live on a friend's couch. Don't think he wants to run a death gauntlet of swords and knives. In the dark, at 2 am.

I do. I live in Texas. Own a broadsword and a bearded axe.

So...Spontoon?

Isn't that a naginata tho?

Are you in the us? If so, is there a reason why you don't have a gun. Either way I hope that home defense sword is battle ready.

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I have several. I just don't brag about them, or take cringy pics of me with them, because I'm not a fucking sperglord.

i mean, technically speaking, but the classification is a bit loose

Because i have a nunchaku faggot

Because they are inferior to anything but clise quarters combat but even then a 12-gauge with birdshot or a slug would fucking end you before you even raised your sword

probably

exactly why you shouldn't own a sword for self defense

*teleports behind you*
nothin personnel, kid

Because I have guns

regardless, vampire fagoot is vampire fagoot. Spontoon or not

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You still have to swing. All I have to do is arc the shotgun under my arm and you're fucked. There's a reason why the introduction of literally any projectile weapon all but phased out melee combat. What the fuck is a guy with an ax going to do against a skilled archer at thirty yards?

Because I've got a bayonet on the end of some of my rifles.

throw the ax

Fucking badass.

He had a crossbow.

I do, Florida. We have a gun or two, but they're just hunting rifles in storage

yeah they're actual high quality swords not imitation weeb swords. got em from my knife guy. a while back I got curious and tested one, cut down some bushes and tree branches and played fruit ninja with some old oranges. for an unsharpened blade, it had a pretty clean slice.

Get a job faggot

i never said this was a good cosplay

Take a cringy pic just for us. Please.

What makes you think I don't?

The better question is why the fuck do you own a sword, nigga?

best fashion souls though,eh?

Because I'm a ninja.

Because I'm hispanic and already own mi machete

because you're a faggot

You're the faggot who doesn't even have a sword.

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because I have friends

Definitely do have a sword. Duh.

you would be dead obv

why the fuck do i need a sword

to slay thine enemies

This, obviously. What are you stupid?

You can have friends AND swords. Your friends can have swords too.

but can your swords have friends

mind = blown

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Nah, kys