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Budget Plan of the month of May 2.0

1. The parliament will levy a tax off 25% on all memes from foreign entities that use Sup Forums memes

2. Parliament will split the funds received from these taxes into two major things: Building a great firewall to keep the Redditors out And building the Sup Forums internet defense force, comprised of militia from each party and payed for with meme currency.

Proposed by: Prime Minister may [Trumpic Imperial Party] [Pact of Steel] !!GjqLpOpGXp

Seconded by: gondola [Nat Soc::Chief of the Gestapo] [Pact Of Steel::Minister of Immigration] !!1PliTUSZqRm

Hyperinflation Prevention Act: HIPA

1. All memes inflated through the evil practice of fractional reserve memeing (i.e. meme generators) shall be considered counterfeit.

2. Original memes shall be priced in bitcoin at market value.

Proposed by: SHA-512 [Crypto-Anarchists][Party Leader] !QSDSS70XPQ

Seconded by: Big Willy Billy [Crypto-Anarchists] !ePUl/AW9M2

Free Asian qt gf bill

All MPs will get a free Oriental qt from an oriental country of their choice (Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Thailand, Myanmar, China, Korea, Japan) upon registering.

She will be non-degen and red-pilled as well

Proposed by: Prime Minister may [Trumpic Imperial Party] [Pact of Steel] !!GjqLpOpGXp

Seconded by: desu [Cucks United] !!oHsiIYgvkQH

White Waifu Ban Bill

Any pictures of real life grills posted in parliament threads must be Asians only. MPs found violating this rule will have their vote nulled for the duration of the thread. Asians include those of 1/2 East Asian descent (Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Thailand, Myanmar, China, Korea, Japan)

Exceptions to this rule are Trump girls (like Melania and Ivanka) and Sup Forums girls like Natalia

Proposed by: Prime Minister may [Trumpic Imperial Party] [Pact of Steel] !!GjqLpOpGXp

Seconded by: desu [Cucks United] !!oHsiIYgvkQH

Anti-Canadian Shitposting bill

All Canadians and their shitposts are declared illegal.

Parliament also officially recognises Australians as the only acceptable shitposters.

Proposed by: Not a Jew [NatSoc] !!6MO127/2UZO

Seconded by: desu [Cucks United] !!oHsiIYgvkQH

Claimed Waifu Bill

Upon gaining your Asian waifu ( should the bill be passed ), an MP must post a picture of their waifu and claim her.

A claimed waifu cannot be claimed by another MP. There are no exceptions. EVER.

A page on the wiki will be made for MPs to post their claimed waifus.

Proposed by: desu [Cucks United] !!oHsiIYgvkQH

Seconded by: Prime Minister may [Trumpic Imperial Party] [Pact of Steel] !!GjqLpOpGXp

Defense of Asian QT Waifus Bill

No man shall waggle his willy to another man's QT asian waifu once she is claimed

Proposed by: Prime Minister may [Trumpic Imperial Party] [Pact of Steel] !!GjqLpOpGXp

Seconded by: desu [Cucks United] !!oHsiIYgvkQH

Armenian Genocide recognition bill

Sup Forumsiament will officially recognise the Armenian Genocide.

All turkish posters will also have to accept and apologise for the Armenian Genocide

Proposed by: Not a Jew [NatSoc] !!6MO127/2UZO

Seconded by: desu [Cucks United] !!oHsiIYgvkQH and Tensa [Independent] !!GM9alyCENYd

"Really makes you think" shutdown bill

All threads or comments containing "Really makes you think", "Sup Forums BTFO" etc are declared illegal.

Proposed by: Not a Jew [NatSoc] !!6MO127/2UZO

Seconded by: desu [Trumpic Imperial Party - Memeconomy Expert and Minister] !!oHsiIYgvkQH

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im here

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Considering the circumstances yesterday i feel this needs to be voted on immediately

Sign me in senpai

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You can vote on it now. Voting ends in 1 hour

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fuck ment nay for the white waifu ban bill

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dude put it in one post so we dont get flooded

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I wanted to focus on each bill and give each vote it's own post. Seemed more official that way.

I wanted to give each vote its own post, it seemed more official that way. But i guess if everyone did that, voting would take multiple threads and hard for the OP to count them

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nay to all. Have a Nice Day.

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look at these traitors Naying the "Really makes you think" Shutdown bill. as if they want a repeat of yesterday

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>All threads or comments containing "Really makes you think", "Sup Forums BTFO" etc are declared illegal.
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I did not see this.

Changing vote to Nay.

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Nay. This will hurt the Pepe market.

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Well shit, I'm going to keep voting open for awhile on these bills.
An hour might be too short of a time period because everyone is so spread around the world.

there are over 100 registered MPs and only 9 people have voted. I don't think that is enough to pass legislation.

What should be done?
Extend time?
Total votes = X amount?
Nothing at all?

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Let it pass or fail and if anyone dislikes the outcome they can try to repeal them desu.

Extend time by an hour.

I think we need to set voting times so people can be more coordinated. Spontaneous threads are difficult to keep track of.

who is the executive power? are mod following the bills?

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VAI OH LATE THE LAH!

Nay. Memes shan't be taxed.
Memes can't be priced. Nay.
Yea. Absolutely.
Nay. Instead, we need to redpill all white gfs and fund beauty products so they don't look like fat pieces of shit.
Yea. Absolutely.
Yea. Will there be a selection of waifus?
Abstain.
Yea. Recognize all genocides committed by the Young Turks and the holodomor, and deny the Holocaust and Bosnian Genocide.
Yea. ABSOLUTELY.

for future reference, don't tell me 7pm MST when you actually mean 6. I got here an hour late because someone said voting starts at 9pm PST. My alarm went off and i literally had 15 minutes to vote. If you're gonna schedule a vote, do it by UST not Sup Forums time.
Please keep the gypsy lies with the jew lies, where they belong.

Won't someone think of the memes?!

Same tbqh

>Will there be a selection of waifus?
Nah, you gotta get your own mate

You have to find your own qt orientalfu

Your waifu is connected to your spirit. You will know her when you see her.

JUST FOR REFERENCE: THIS IS MY ONE

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purekino choice.

fuck you OP, you said tomorrow yesterday and there was alot of confusion of what day you ment because "tomorrow" is not a day.

next time state the time and date, "1am UTC sunday the 29th of May" or whatever, not "9pm tomorrow"

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fuck off, you never checked to see if thread met quorum and left no time for discussion.

Forgot Trip sorry

Need a trip

same, it's been a while since I name and tripfagged like an autist

You're right, but I'm the only cunt from NZ now that palmerston no longer plays.

a single kiwi in the bunch

This. Has a governing coalition formed? Do you have a constitutional monarch or a president? Is there a house of lords? Is parliamentary supremacy the order of the day? How many are needed to form a quorum?

I am currently prime minister. There is a ruling coalition but I think it would be toppled by a vote of no confidence.

===STOP AND READ THIS===
SUNDAY IS ROLL CALL

POST IN A Sup Forumsiament THREAD ON SUNDAY OR YOU WILL BE DISMISSED FROM Sup Forumsiament

THERE ARE OVER 100 Registered MPs
Some of which are One-Post-Wonders

as it is 3:20pm on sunday for us shitposters, I shell record names of posters on Sup Forumsiament and collaborate with Götz or whoever will be doing roll call while I'm sleeping.

There's no need to reply to this post as I have a different system of recording names+trips.

What's the results of the votes desu

Who is the head of state?

I do not think there is one.

JESUS CHRIST is my head of state.

amen

Allah is also banned, so just remember that before you start sprouting shariah

I volunteer. How do I just enter a name to be a namefag? I won't be political. I'll assent like a constitutional monarch, unless it would be a massive shitstorm.

Officially move to declare Jesus Christ to be head of state?

How did the shitposting bill not get passed?

Can he also be an honorary gentile?

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nay, the Fuhrer should be the head of state

Looking for a party.

Seconded, but make that u a ü or at least a ue

Join Natsoc! It's the best party and will make Sup Forums great again!

Revised: The Führer should be head of state

We have a Trump Imperial Party but Nat Soc and Templars are part of the Pact of Steel so we are united together.

No-one, your shitposting on Sup Forums has no external value or effect. These threads are purely for fun, we're basically just playing "lets pretend we're in parliament, but x10 more chaos".

>Has a governing coalition formed?
Yes, but temporary
>Do you have a constitutional monarch or a president?
Kind of, most of us were not there to vote, see

>Is there a house of lords?
No.
>Is parliamentary supremacy the order of the day?
only on Sup Forumsiament so no.
>How many are needed to form a quorum?
in the past it was 1/3rd but as of right now we would probably be happy with just 1/4th, I don't speak for everyone, so don't take that "we" very seriously.

Götz is the speaker today, it would be very shameful on my family if I took over without permission, I am merely record keeping for today.

I think Trump represents our collective interest best. He is a living avatar of the fuhrer and protector of christendom

Sup faggots

Not a fan of the nazis thanks.

Except Trump would never align himself with nazis. That makes no sense at all.

>Not a fan of the nazis
why are you even on here?

I'd like to ask parliament to kneel and have a moment of prayer.

We are a Christian board after all.

With our pact we banned Islam, so I think he would

Reporting in.

>missed the voting

fuuuuuuuuuck

>Sup Forums is one person

Explain:
1.) How you banned an ideology
2.) Why this is what Trump wants to do.