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Fedora edition

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'shroom gf

Everyone loves that. Especially the SJW liberal left.

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oneitis is telling me about her new bf again

i don't wanna go full rorke lads but islam needs to fucking go
why can't we just force atheism on people

>four posts in
>not a single brit
howling

screenshot

ah yes, canadians

what happens when "it" starts balding

fuck that, i don't want to be the laughing stock of reddit tomorrow

many things

>reddit
You okay buddy?

canadians haven't been that bad on /brit/ recently. they were awful for a few months but I think it was just 2-3 of them that fucked off

*enters thread*
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO!
*skids in my socks across the floor*

no

how did my life even get to this point

hate drugs
hate smoking
hate the rich
hate single mothers
hate pride parades
hate pollution
hate imperialism
hate racism
hate royality
hate normies

what am i

Rasheed

watching the angry birds movie lads

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>force atheism

no, you are not, and will never be a rorke. congratulations I guess, you're a stereotypical fedora

I stopped smoking. Started vaping. Do you hate me?

you wear a fedora

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>I stopped smoking. Started vaping. Do you hate me?

Had an ulcer next to my bottom-left canine for the last two days :(

Why would you name your kid 'God is great'? That joke doesn't make any sense.

it's actually shit

I don't

forget to mention
hate islam
hate religion
somewhat
they're usually libertarian runts

spoiler this, dickhead
wrong

>American names

If Britain doesn't have a race war I bought all these spoons for nothing.

Contrary to popular belief, women are gassier than men. That isn't to say they fart more, it's that their farts are typically longer in duration than male farts. This is caused by hormonal differences in the gi tract that allow gas producing bacteria to thrive. This also causes bowel irregularity. Have you ever noticed that both laxatives and anti-diarrhea medicine in commercial advertisements tend to be marketed towards women? Many of these commercials also feature women, Jamie Lee Curtis talking about probiotics in yogurt comes to mind. This is because women tend to suffer from bowel irregularity more than men. There are numerous reasons as to why this is, including hormonal changes or imbalance, menstruation, illness and other various things. This, of course, can result in a lot of gas. It should also be noted that the female fart tends to stink worse than the male fart. Whereas a male fart will be rich in sulfur and methane, a female fart will have a smell more like feces.

you wear a fedora, and you seem to have come to a false understanding that this is up for debate

asian nigger

I genuinely don't

t. babby

what do you like?
I'm improving it for you

yeah but you see the thing about that is that you actually do though

>This is caused by hormonal differences in the gi tract

Fucking sexist, what's in your mind and heart determines your gender, not what's in your bowels

I don't want a gf I just want to hang out with divorced/hopelessly-single older women

Famously white nation of Wales


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>what do you like?
love spaceflight
love environmentalism
love public transport
love genetic engineering
love co-operation
love family
love communal interests
love football

hey reddit

are you me

I promise sir I don't I don't

lol what

nah
ye

It says here that you're a cynical snowflake

t. Ms. Gassypants

Think perhaps the only way to save western civilization at this point is mass conversion to Salafist Islam. Only by proper application of the Hudud such as rajm for adulterers can we protect ourself from the omnipotent wrath of Allah. Ijma, the suras, the hadiths and the lives of the prophets: these are what we should concern ourselves with now.

Issuing fatwa against Australians btw. Urophagia is not makruh but haram

>love spaceflight
>love environmentalism
>love public transport
>love genetic engineering
>love co-operation

ok

Next person to post gets HEEMED

could be worse

Heems this Aussie.

All of you who think you're miserable, just be garteful you don't have a dental abcess like I do. Can't even have my cornetto because the cold bothers the tooth.

Woke up with my face all swollen today, not just where that tooth is, but my eyes and my gums just below my nose for some reason. Spent yesterday looking forward to calling the dentist today, but now I find it's a bank holiday. Gonna be a day of Civ4, yoghurt/milk, and co-codamol.

At least it's pissing it down, so bank holiday is ruined for everyone else in town.

sheldon hates public transport
remember on the episode where leo-nerd is sick and he is forced to take the bus?

i dnt liek tie lad

*bops you about*
*pushes you to the ground*
*kicks the soles of your shoes*
*fills your projects with obscure-yet-critical bugs*

fuck off reddit

*throws a snowball into your mouth*

>watching the big bang theory

Reddit doesn't like football. Sports are for chads/deanos or meganormies who have never even heard of Reddit.

You're addicted to refreshing pages full of disgusting, socially unacceptable, mentally unstable, repetitive nonsense. You're probably also addicted to porn.

You're compensating for your inability to be happy and fulfilled in real life. You're just too fucking stupid to understand that. Which is probably because of your African genes. Which is fine. I will refrain from judging you. Live your silly monkey life, my little monkey. Go, be free.

if labour promised to stop immigration they'd win a 100 seat majority

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literally everything else on that list besides family is absolutely reddit

I like thinking out large-scale groupsex scenarios

Guess you could say I'm really into the big bang theory

Nobody had better reply to this post or else, especially not an Aussie fella.

that's what you think mate, that's you think

jokes on you though in the end because I love the rain

@don't care

aghsfluurghfffllpff... WHY?

git ot tie laaaaaaaaaaad!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS FUCKING MONG

for how long?

CAUSE MY SEX JUNK
IS SO OH OH OH
MUCH MORE THAN
EITHER OR OR OR

this image is from porn

maybe

banger

Can I get amoxycillin or penicillin on the dark net? Maybe off alphabay? Want magic mushies as well, preferably spores so I can grow an indefinite supply for myself.

Anyone had experience with alphabay? Apparently you have to get Tor and buy in bitcoins. What's that like? Sounds like a lot of hassle.

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It's not gay to like willies in your bum if you pretend you don't like it.

imma strungal yuo!!!

would literally send you amoxicillin

Howling and pissing

>penicillin
go to the doctor for this you enemy of the people

don't want to die from a resistant infection because mongs like you abused antibiotics

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pls dont do that

>be gay(closet)
>enjoy bum sex
>have to pretend to be straight
>report all your boyfriends for anal rape the next morning
>people think you just have really bad luck

perfect

>amoxycillin or penicillin
don't fuck with antibiotics, seriously

It's over the counter here, I wouldn't worry about the odd person in the UK using it incorrectly when you have a whole continent with billions of people using it unrestricted.

>Can I get amoxycillin or penicillin on the dark net?

Why the fuck would you want to?

fascism

Don't you need it for all your STDs from the ladyboys?

I appreciate the sentiment but unfortunately I'd have to dox myself. I'd pay good money as well. Also, I think it's possibly illegal. People use anti-biotics irresponsibly by not taking the full course, creating more of these "superbugs" that are resistant to them, so they restrict the sale of them in the UK now.

Why aren't you following this Facebook page?

Heading into my place of occupation

retro memes

>not having the day off