Why do americlaps fart and shit their pants when they shop at Walmart?

why do americlaps fart and shit their pants when they shop at Walmart?

are americucks that degenerate?

Same reason that Brits lose their fucking minds at a socc...excuse me, "football" match and have to be fenced off from the other team's fans so there isn't bloodshed.

don't judge user, it's hard for those Walmart customers keep it in went all they eat is McDonald and chipotle.

im glad im not a shitskin amerimutt

Can we all just start killing eachother please?

it's walmart, people don't care. If you shit your pants there, you go to the underwear aisle and buy new drawers (If you're embarrassed about it)

America is huge
There are Wal Marts everywhere in America
A good chunk of the people going there are gonna be gross as fuck

I'm glad my country isn't cucked by sand niggers. Also, you are poor. You don't even own a car that's why bike paths and bike riding is so prevelant there. Because it is a lower standard of living on average. Stay poor. Stay mad. And suck that Muslim dick cuckboy

> americlap wishing he was white

stay mutt americlap

I am white. next

being a mixture of spic, redskin, nigger, jew and white doesnt make u white you filthy amerimutt

I'm not any of those. Retard. Next.

the United States is at deaths door.

the union will break up at some point or they will just collapse altogether. Their government dosn't even control their country, big businesses do, the US is basically a failed state run on a psudo ancap system.

>Amerimutt
>white

LOL

I shop at Target, FUCK WITH ME

Femanon?

Are you retarder? That's the real football do your "football" play with the feet? ....that should be called armball but of course North mingoloidmericans can't, they put stupid names to everything

> average amerimongrel

lul non-amerifag detected. enjoy your shit life.

That's just being alpha user, you guys have guns we just like beer and orchestrated violence.
It's quite fun

> enjoy being shot at by your next mass shooter ameriburger

I think the main question is why is America comparable to other 3rd world hovels

Why do Europeans enjoy being raped and brutalized my migrants, or being leeched upon by socialist Spain and Greece?

No lol, I'm a dude. I said I was an intellectual so that wouldn't make sense
What made you assume such?

enjoy being run over by a sandnigger eurocuck lolololol

>Enjoy not being able to shoot back

Of course I'm not and you think being an north americunt is great?! PPFFFFFFBUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha....oooh hilarious

Go be happy being fucked by niggers cuz that's what your people loves

> implying ameriburgers actually shoot back whenever mass shooters attack

stay deluded amerifuck

You phrased the question as if you believe Walmart is the cause of the farting and shitting. In reality, Americans who fart and shit themselves are usually in the demographic of individuals who frequently shop at Walmart.

>saying nigger
>claiming to not be american
way to sell yourself out

You see, mass shootings occur where the targets aren't allowed to carry, such as schools, workplaces, theaters, and concerts.

>unable to comprehend why mass shootings only occur in liberal states with heavy gun laws

Yeah. Like Nevada.

Oh, and Texas.

see

see

Police officers are american, so technically every shooter gets shot back at.

I'm yurop master race I can talk shit of your country bc is true even central and south america is better than your race mix hole where you live they have traditions they know two or three lenguages but your people only knows murrica language and claims that you're the dope shit in the world....do us a favor and nuke your people

...

But they don't? If you are claiming this, you have no knowledge about the situation about mass shootings. They happen all over 'murica.

>They happen all over 'murica
Yeah I can't leave my house without wearing my bullet-proof vest

Alright OP I'll bite, you have a lot of shit in this thread.

Do degenerates exist? Sure? Do they shit themselves? Probably. Is this a regular occurrence, not from what I know, but as you're not from America, I'm pretty sure you have no idea either.

You seem to really hate America, when you yourself have such a great life that you spend it on Sup Forums complaining about Americans, seems to be you're jealous.

kek spic detected. hope you survive the train north to at least mexico before starving or being beheaded

OP

Nice way to dodge when someone calls you on your bullshit. =^)

>happens all over America
I've never been shot at or witnessed a mass shooting, so your argument is wrong.

Better?

The Texas one was in a small town church where I guarantee you there was no legal prohibition against carrying guns.

Anal leakage due to the typical murrican diet.

Yeah yeah sure pal you're the best around here cuz you're murrican go to sleep and keep dreaming oh and dream about how net neutrality will enrich your experience in the internet pfff btw a sand nigger fuck you up...how did that happen faggot? As I said what a shit hole where you live

This is how European people form "sentences" lmao!

You shouldn't really be that insecure that you can't admit being wrong, user.

Lol I don't what are you guys arguing but the other guys isn't European and you are mister butthurt for some reason

>dream about how net neutrality will enrich your experience in the internet
>doesn't understand that net neutrality was repealed
Lololol wow eurofag, at least comprehend what your countries media feeds you.

Not the guy you were replying to, but you kinda failed there yourself as well, buddy.

Don't know* guy* sorry I'm high

Let me guess, English as a third language?

Can someone translate this shit to English please?

at least our women arent getting assraped and by muslims. you wont even be a majority in ur own country for a hudnred years.

>Stop

Wow samefaggin so hard today

picture of OP

I fart and shit my pants in wal*mart. I'm 56% white, but my life is worth twice that of a europoor... look it up!

Don't you guys have some tea to make or some other gay shit?

Embarrassing really.

Yes, we actually MAKE tea. With the kettle, not the American oven (also known as a microwave).

No one uses a microwave to make tea you stupid commie

>Kek dat photoshop

look at that interpunctuation. Look guys, we have a smartass over here

Alright mate, I have no idea where you get your information from, but over here we usually use a hot water tap from what we'd call a water cooler, which also has a cold tap for cold water. Shits not difficult and you don't have to wait 10 years for a disgusting kettle to boil it for you, it is just ready. Secondly, nearly every house has a coffee maker that does everything you'd ever need for any hot drink (fancy I know!).
Coming from a Brit, England is a backwards country with no real infrastructure or ability to move forwards. Saddens me really.

There's literally no difference, you autist. A kettle just takes up that much more room. Hot water is hot water.

FOOTball right? FOOT. Where is the foot in your shitty game with gay-looking college shites with shaved bodies lol?

Your first four "samefags" were arguing with OP, insulting OP (Fair, kinda?). trolling and then OP insulting Americans.

Are you saying this entire thread is one person arguing with himself?

This

>using a coffee maker for tea
>calling a water heater a water cooler
>getting this mad because you can't afford the most basic of appliances

>Confused that a things main function is not it's only function.
As I said, backwards. Both of the appliances I mentioned are capable of doing a job that replaces the kettle entirely. Both of them heat water AND do something else, both make a kettle obsolete. Yet you can't wrap your head around it. Sucks to be you.

I'm also weigh 40 stones, have 2 tentacles, and think this is okay as well

Europeans are so far behind they still use rocks to measure shit lmfao

This may come as a shock to you, but your tea must taste like shit. I doubt you can tell, considering the beer you drink. It's sad, really.

A broken clock is right twice a day. The man who arrested the shooter retrieved his firearm from his vehicle to do so.

Remember that time we dumped all of your shitty grass water off of your gay boats?

I actually don't drink Beer. Weird right.
Also my tea tastes great, I pick up extra PG Tips whenever I visit, and have family bring me over some when they come over. I mean murder me for liking PG Tips, but I do. Guilty pleasures mate.

Americans are so far behind, they can't use more than one system of measurement, and so stupid that they say things like "lmfao". What is it with that? They're probably not laughing at all. If they are, it's at their own joke, and why must they tell everyone? I don't care about your ass, or whether or not you've laughed it off.

>we wuz tea dumpers

>Thinks coffe machines makee GOOD anything

>On Sup Forums
>Upset at l33t 5p34k
>Believes it's an "American" thing
>Probably is 80 years old.

Go drink some tea poorfag

actually, why are burgerlards so stupid in general?
I mean, their education system is shit, people are fucking stupid in general, politicians are trumps, and all they watch on tv are other retards do retarded shit

what is with this self-delusion of being great?
wat?

>mfw watching/hearing/reading burgerlandians talk about the "greatness" of their land

Better thrown in the lake than heated in the coffee pot

>Being this retarded

>Thinks they don't
I dunno, maybe you only used shitty cheap ones. I can't say otherwise. I like it. I also have hot water without a kettle, seems to blow minds around here.

You sound angry, is it because your girlfriend and mother were raped by Muslims?

Technically not self-delusion, more not understanding the rest of the world.
Though if you don't think America is great, you still have to contest to their world influence. From military and politically to culture and industry. The world is where it is because of America.
Also the American Dream is still alive and well, I'm living it.

Those trips don't lie, baby. He mad.

Trips of truth

If only you knew the pleasures of taste and aroma...

Yea you like it because in freedom land the coffee pods has a hidden 3 pounds of suger and corn. Americans have probably never eaten anything without corn or suger in it

Their suger actually comes from corn. They drink 2 litres every day.

How? Ww2 was worn because of British intel and now your "political influence" is lower then Chad or mali

nice trips tho. but lolno
I wouldn't know. I live in switzerland. lardland doesn't even exist as a concept lmao

it's even funny how "great" you think you are. with a clown for a president

Not a clown. A Russian marionette.

Did I mention coffee pods faggot?
I pour coffee beans into my machine and it grinds them for me. Easy as fuck and still tasty.