HOL UP

>HOL UP
*starts shitty thrash band*
>YOU BE SAYIN
*develops cocaine addiction*
>WE SOME KINDA
*starts equally shitty doom metal band*
>SOME KINDA MUHFUGGIN
*gets cucked*
>UHHHHH
*gets clean but then gets fat*
>EMOS N SHEIT?
*dies*

I would have sucked his cock. (Look up the nude)

>Starts Black Veil Brides
Damn I love black metal

>tfw have the exact same body
>exactly the same length black hair
>same facial structure
>tfw[spoiler]5'5[/spoiler]

just strive to be Danzig instead

Danzig went back to The Misfits. Fucking sell out.

Type O will always be one of my favourite bands.

And I will always be bitter that I was dissed on Facebook when I posted Peter Steele's death.

Fuck this dumb planet.

>Facebook

There was your problem.

Carnivore was good you faggot.

at 5'5 you should have a far better body
keep lifting manlet

hi, JD

JESUS HITLER

>in all the nudes he's clutching the base to gain inches

small

TO RID THE EARTH OF ABOMINATION
I PROCLAIM MY NOMINATION
AS THE THERMONUCLEAR WARRIOR

Slow, Deep and Hard [Road Runner, 1991]

"Unsuccessfully Coping with the Natural Beauty of Infidelity" *choice cuts*

World Coming Down [RoadRunner, 1999]

"Day Tripper (Medley)" *choice cuts*

I only like "Everyone I love is dead" , do they have any other songs that are similar, because I skimmed through their discography and only heard doom metal droning.

World Coming Down and Bloody Kisses are their two best albums.

>in b4 good music has to be fast all the time

ALL THE DRUMS IN HALF OF THEIR RECORDS WERE PROGRAMMED!

I never understood whether or not that's a big deal? Not every band needs a drummer, personally I find them to be a waste of space considering you can program any drum sounds or patterns that you'd like without having to deal with that uppity ass drummer. You can't program vocals, bass or guitar as easily or as smoothly.

Are these suppose to be reviews?
He didn't even write anything, what a lazy old faggot. Why do people take him seriously?

GOAT musician and vocalist.

*looks up*
Oh my..

>Why do people take him seriously?
they don't