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Hi Sup Forums
Have you ever been in a porn-like scenario?
Please share your stories.

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My brother used to smuggle people through the SD/TIJ border back in the early 2000's, made a lot of shady connections.

For my 18th birthday, he took me with him to Tijuana to celebrate it at his other friends mansion party (Who also happened to have his bday that weekend). His dad supposedly owns many businesses and is pretty wealthy, 3 story mansion, 2 pools, 4 private jacuzzis.

I get there with my bro, and I meet some of his friends and +50 random dudes, and there are literally 100+ prostitutes walking around serving beer/liquor and cocaine.

I looked around and I saw guys fucking chicks at every corner, some gangbanging them, some chicks using dildo guns with each other, some real crazy shit.


Crazy fucking night, I lost my virginity to a hooker, joined in a gangbang with my bro on this 18 year old hooker and other strangers, while his valet recorded the whole mansion orgy with a professional camera so my bro's friend can look at it for memories (he turned 32 that year)

lol where's the tape?

I deliver pizza. I mean it's my job.

greentext?

>I deliver pizza.
>It's my job.

i came

One cannot be racist towards a Jew because the Jewish race is non-existent. Let's look at another example: Muslims. They are not a race, but a group of people who (wrongly) follow Isram. Muslim is not a race, so you won't be racist when you say, "you fucking Muslim! I'll make your children feel how bad I am whooping your ass!" You also won't be a racist if you say that Jews should burn. You might be called anti-Semitic, but that is a whole other issue.

well I guess thread is over now...

Amazing story, great plot twist.

Thanks. I'm really proud.

how many chics did u fuck?

All of

I don't fuck chicks, i deliver pizza.

what kinds of pizza?

sausage pizza

cheese?

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r u ham banana

hab you seen alien?

lemons cry lemon juice

uncut

Was in the living room of a female friends home. She was blowing me while we were watching. Her roommate walks through the front door and to my surprise she joins in. Oddest experience I've had.

What happened after that?

I once was building a trampoline outside and my neighbor came over to have sex on it.
Couldn't make this shit up if I tried, she never revisited and never even so much as knew her name.

Wasn't me but my friend has super bad autism and he was too autistic to say no to a prostitute, so he ended up paying £200 for a lapdance and blowjob he didn't want

reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=T0G8znfy_hs


Which is based off a porn in case people didn't know.

sauce?

requesting uncropped

There was that time when I fapped to a video of myself fapping to a video of myself fapping..

Oddest experience Ive had, would have been more odd if I videoed it

that's uncropped already

lol
how did you do that?

Took a few weeks to build up the collection of me fapping vids.. Need to use different camera angles so I could see all of the videoed fap sessions.

To this day Ive no idea why I did it

>when I fapped to a video of myself fapping to a video of myself fapping
lol

UR GAy

Its not Gay if its just yourself

True.Otherwise masturbation would be automatically gay.