Will he ever face justice?

Will he ever face justice?

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check the news tomorrow

He never did anything wrong

his dad wss a top jew of course not

No it's because he's a good guy

Who is this guy?

Hi Dan. How are you tonight?

Of course not

Yes, but not in this world.

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Touches little kids, and has enough money to hire the best Jewish lawyers in LA.

Depends if evidence goes public or someone double crosses him or if he runs out of money.

I'm not Dan

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Don't call him that

US related i guess

He's never done any of that he just makes TV shows what's wrong with that? Nothing! You guys are attacking him because you're jealous of his success

No, unfortunately.
I heard normies talking about how Josh Peck was exploited by being the butt of fat jokes, and that was jimmy rustling enough to think about, but then I was reminded of Miranda Cosgrove's gaunt, sunken-eyed thousand-yard-stare, and had a bad feeling the rest of the day.

I hate that Schneider scumbag.

The man who brought you scenes such as this

What's this guys name again?

He's a very successful writer, lots of his TV shows are very popular

What's his name?

Why would you hate him? He's never done anything wrong, maybe you don't like his shows but that's no reason to hate someone
Dan Schneider

Nickelodeon is fine programming

>it's this game again
For fucks sake Dan last time you got fucking found out. Stop talking about wanting "political discussions".

>Dan "In-Sup Forums hider" Schneider

Dan "if she's a fighter, hold her tighter" Schneider

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Dan "large hymen collider" Schnieder

Hi dan

Dan "Large Hymen Collider" Schneider

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I'm not Dan, and yes I'm tired of all this shitposting it's annoying leave the poor guy alone he never did anything

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Don't call him thatI'm not Dan!

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Someone get Lord Kek to punish this hethen.

Howdy Dan.

How's the weather in Canada this time of year?

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He could also get caught if they find all the severed feet he keeps, of all the little girls he ever murdered.

They are probably preserved somehow.

This NEVER happened

For all who missed last thread, Danny Daycare got found out since he's hiding in Canada or filming some abhorrent film

Dismembering homeless children relly doesn't count as "nothing"

Just stop Dan. We know Sup Forums abused the shit out of you, but you don't have a home here at Sup Forums.

I'm not Dan and it's really hot 86 degrees today

Pedos going to rot in hell

This site is purely satire.

Y'all leave Ricky alone!

Dan "open wider" Schneider

This is just stupid
I'm not Dan I just come here for political discussions and I don't like these shitposts he never did anything wrong okay?

Delete this, it's stupid and fake

erik?

A real Canadian would have said it in Celsius. HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY IS DAN

Jesus Christ Dan take up a healthy deviancy that doesn't hurt anyone else like cross dressing or something.

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It took like 40 years to catch up to Bill Cosby and over 50 to catch up to Jimmy Saville.

Some Canadians use fahrenheit

Thou dost protest too much.

For those who know - 21 Proxies.

Dindu nuffin

and this one of course. he can't help but defend himself every time

Dan "no older than ten" Schneider

Yeah, Americans in Canada hiding from their states based pedo acts.

>I don't like these shitposts
> so i'm goin to sit here for hours an activily contribute to them
Kill thy self

Huh?
He didn't
Wow you stalk me or something?
Stop

Dan "Hold her down, this one is a fighter" Schneider

I'm not American I'm just a guy from Canada okay?
I'm not shitposting you guys are with these dumb memes Dan Schneider never did anything wrong he's just a writer okay?

Your legal representation going to appear in this thread next?

Stop that

How much time do you spend defending Dan "warmth provider" Schneider?

Fuckin hell man

I don't even know what you're talking about

>fetishizing children and teens
>did nothing wrong

Dan "No easy feat to lick that many underage feet" Schneider

Dan "I'll stick it in the brown, you'll be a star in Tinseltown" Schneider.

Classic Australian shitposter :^)

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>Schneider
Every time.

Dan "get in the van" Schneider

I know how you feel Ireland

>This Canadian that always shows up in Dan threads

STOP THAT

To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.

>American tv

No seriously, do you have a bot that notifies you everytime someone makes a beer can Dan thread?

You losers have no life
There's lots of Canadians who like and appreciate the witty and thought provoking writing of Dan Schneider

I'm not stalking you i know who you are and i am here to protect the young family members of Sup Forums and the feet of any and all user females. If you are not Dan tell me, DO YOU LIKE FEET?

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>Credits
>Dan Schneider

No you need to get a life though
I need protection from your shitposts

Didn't you claim to know Dan Schneider?

I see the Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Internet Defense Force has arrived on the scene

What the fuck

>dan "sell you to the taliban" schneider
>dan "shipped you to europe in a cargo can" schneider
>dan "last seen on the streets in uzbekistan" schneider
Human trafficking is a very real problem and not a joke. Over 20 FUCKING THOUSAND children go missing from american run foster care each year.
Probably.

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No never I just don't like seeing shitposts I want to discuss politics this isn't politics okay?
Don't call him that

Wow now this is just insane can you guys get any crazier?

>you will never be the beta white knight who tracks down and eventually eviscerates Dan Schneider with a katana, freeing fifteen shoeless QTs from a secret room located behind a revolving bookshelf in his New York apartment

Why are we all so useless?

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>Dan "forget your kids, now their in my hands" schneider