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Goddess Alexandra Snow edition

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>A 17-year-old, Daniel, sits on a sandy mound, flip-flops on his feet, eating a meal of rice and stew on a paper plate. Daniel tells me about how he tries to sleep on the forest floor at night. Like the other teenagers I speak to here, he says he's unable to. “At midnight the police come running through the forest, they zig-zag from every direction. I don’t sleep each night.

>“The police burn sleeping bags every day, every day. No sleep at all.

>“Every day beat, every day [they] spray [us with pepper spray]. Life is bad. I want a date [to transfer to the UK].” Another young person joins the conversation, saying: “Everybody – too much stress. We need freedom. What’s the solution? What’s the solution?"

the frogs took down the jungle but some of the 'fugees still won't leave

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wow 3 day weekend with bank holiday that is so unusual for me

[spoiler] oh wait i'm a loser NEET[/spoiler]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Just did one of these

hot

Something off about her nose

jellous of NEETs to be honest.

I'm in a prestigious job but i feel like as much of a wagecuck as call-centre workers, but probably more stressed than them. even though i'm better paid, because i have to work in london, i'm basically materailly worse off than them/

I can see his right bollock peeking out

>17
bet he's like 33

The so called gf

Lads

The gf trying a new dangerous look .

really unimpressed with this lad desu, stealing my post from the last thread

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFPTT*
that's for you, janny

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>how many stars on the american flag?
>we got 13 colonies so 13 minus 50... 47.

hope they all die of sleep deprivation

The state of JFs

work in 11 hours
>upset_brendan.png

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Thailad there's a NEW THREAD
Go there

You a barman?

hey fellas

found $20 in gold coins lads so i went and bought a cheepy couple of 750ml beers

never ask a fella that, or you'll get a good hiding

laughing beardy man made me laugh

toil in 12

I'm alright here, thanks

>a good hiding
Aye you hiding from the deadly force I'd inflict upon your delicate face if you declined to answer in person

No, fuck off

a fool and his money as they say

You're telling me people don't celebrate the queen's birthday with an additional day of rest?

For shame

its even a holiday here in America

at least my culture isn't based on being the fucking niggers of europe you fucking mick bastard

dun wana

morning lads

morning nonce

slut shaming the proto-gf lads

slavs are the niggers of europe imho

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*buries your uncle in the peat bogs*
In a few hundred years he'll be heating some fenians home hahahaha

>down the salt mines in 33 minutes

alri thailad

alri

doldrums in 23 and a half

nice image, mind if i save?

my heart hurts
3 day mdma binge

Any of you lads done jury duty? I have it tomorrow, no idea what to expect as no one I know has done it. Hope it doesn't last for ages

THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Lets see

Irish
>terrorists
>religious fanatics
>claim muh persecution
>WE WUZ CELTIC
>can't speak a celtic language
>starved because they can't farm their own land and then blamed it on the Brits
>entire culture proceeds to get merked by a root vegetable

Sounds pretty African to me

morning lads. fuck off nonce.

upon the morn's early light

my alarm clock signals the birth of my plight

out of bed and into the shower

i'd better be quick, i've only got half an hour

leave the shower and go to the kitchen

a ham-cheese sandwich should tide me till din-dins

finally out of the door and off to the station

to catch the train that will lead me to damnation

>nothing to do at work
>just keep making coffees, taking smoke breaks and reading the paper
>getting paid for it
Noseberg: 0
Little ol' me: 1

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yea
I said guilty because he was a darkie

always thinking this is turtlemong

Russian gf

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Go for it

Thailad.

thairad

This aussie is SEETHING

'ai 'd

slavs aren't real people

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MY Russian GF
Do NOT steal

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im part slav

Oceanic man, take me by the hand, lead me to the New Zealand
that you understand

See if you can make it to the end without going tingly and grabbing your sword (tableware allowed) for that final battle.

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alri

its only the english that we wuz about not being celts
the welsh, scots and irish embrace it. The english like to think they're (((germanic)))

Are Russians the true slavs? If so my boyfriend's part slav

Business Idea: Do stand up comedy in the USA, telling the Yanks how great the USA is.

>The english like to think they're (((germanic)))
I don't think that's true mate

oh thailad...

gaybo

Is #bookz a thing anymore?

Remember using it a few years ago, was really useful

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>stayed at the parents' house last night
>family all got a bit pissed
>ended up in a blazing row with my dad over stupid shit
>fucked off to bed early cos i couldn't be arsed with it anymore
>awkward af this morning
never argue with my dad like that. should probably hang around and sort it out. might just bugger off home though.

Ordered a mouth fedora today it's been shipped but I don't know how long it will take to get here :c

Corbz desu

what flavours

dunnae what bookz is but goodreads is quite good for finding a book to read

*nicks your parcel*

If it was stupid drunken shite then just forget about it

*nicks the parcel nicker*

Love boozing
Hate hangovers
And thats it

2 different green apples, applie pie, candy apple, fruit rollups, bubblegum, cheese cake and 'churro'
Genuinely worried about this :c

oi put me down!

if jack the dog helps you would you help jack the dog

Pints?

think im still coming down from the pills i took on saturday

can't even enjoy the bank holiday because all I can think of is the looming toil

reddit

am very intelligent lads

working on bank holiday is half comfy lads

hardly anyone around to stop me phone posting:p

if a bender jumps on yer back would you leave him on or toss him off

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