ITT: We post music jokes

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window

It's an 8ball. And where are you from?

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what is an 8 ball but a bag with cocaine in it?

It's also the last ball you try to sink in a game of pool.

What did Jerry Garcia die of?
Acid indigestion!

How many "Dead Heads" does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just wait for the light bulb to burn out, and then follow it around the country.

How do you know The Rolling Stones were British and not Scottish?
The song is called "Hey, You, Get Off of My Cloud", and NOT "Hey, McCloud, Get Off of My Ewe"!

an 8 ball is specifically an eighth of cocaine you fucking retard

can you explain the last one for me? i get that it sounds scottish when you say it but whats an ewe?

Why does Thom have to be in the middle

I get he’s the singer but that such an ego fueled thing to do
Same with all the Radiohead music videos with him acting in them

Why did Bob Dylan run out of gas?

The pumps don't work 'cos the vandals took the handles.

>The song is called "Hey, You, Get Off of My Cloud", and NOT "Hey, McCloud, Get Off of My Ewe"!
Haven't heard this one, nice.

An "Ewe" is a female sheep

How many lead guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them. One to actually change the light bulb, and the rest of them brag about how they could've done that 1000x better.

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

How does a musician turn on the light after having sex?
They open the car door.

How do you get a musician off of your front porch?
Pay for the damn pizza already.

If your having sex, how do you know that the third party entering the room is a bass player?
They have no sense of rhythm or timing, and always come in at the wrong time.

Now we know. Thanks namefag!

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Musicians don't die, they just diminish!

lol what

hes the frontman you fucking autist

Did you know Curt Kobain had blue eyes?....

...one blew left, and one blew right

What do you call when Peter Brotzmann uploads his music for download?

Free jazz

>lou reed teaches his child how to go to the toilet
>"daddy, what am i doing?"
>"you're a-peein' son"

Heh

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
>Their last big hit was The Wall

What did Courtney Love think after hearing Kurt Cobain shot himself with a shotgun?
>Hole will be huge

Must admit I did heartily kek

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this was probably the photographer's decision and not thom's.

>Cobain
>Not murdered
Wew lad that's a funny one

what do grateful dead fans say when they rin out of weed?
damn this band sucks

I had a good chuckle

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