Be me

>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet guy off tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>we go to a restaurant
>he seems to have his shit together
>well dressed, smart, funny, knows the good places in town to eat
>i notice he only eats with a fork in his right hand and no knife
>"ah yeah, my left arm is fucked"
>so we're talking and i ask him what he does for a living
>he tells me he's on disability benefit
>"oh... i didn't realize. maybe we should have gone somewhere more modest"
>"ha don't worry user! I was working on a construction site two years, "fell" off a ladder and got a massive settlement!"
>"oh... cool."
>mfw

and?

and?

Are you bored of the "Oh america, how could you let it come to this?" threads already?
Gotta post it some more, we don't have that thread often enought.

i thought he was a possible bf and he was just a loser who commits insurance fraud

>be you
>kissless virgin
>RP grill on 4chin
>cant even story
>remain kissless virgin

Tits and timestamp or gtfo

what's your problem bitch expecting a richer man or some shit?
what if this happened to you and guys judged because your arm is fucked
your personality is really fucked.

he did it on purpose for a settlement

insurance fraud, ha!
how do you know thats what happened?
if my arm got fucked from an accident i'd want compensation too.
>all women are pretty much heartless cunts
thats why i'm gay lol

good luck finding your 10/10 you roastie faggot

luckily for you my left arm is fully functional

no tits+timestamp requests, i am dissapoint

kys retard most of Sup Forums is married by now it's not fucking 2005 anymore

this, only im not gay :(

Are you retarded?
Its new b, new generation of losers,
Tits+timestamp is still relevant

Kys faggot

google + dot com
type in tits
click images
all the tits you can want, thank me later

and this wont give me a virus?

both of you kys

you kill yourself edgy retard

Every one should kys for replying anything but tits/timestamp or gtfo

sage goes in all fields

WHAT ABOYT TIMESTAMP,
fucking retard kys

Total bitch.
I've been on a few of dates with dudes on benefits/settlements. Most do something on the side, and are pretty driven. I can't imagine you're much of a catch if you're posting here. And supposedly female.

Compelling and engaging greentext m'lady however
Breasts or begone

Was he already injured before the fake fall? If he gave himself a lifelong injury for the purpose of scamming disability, he is a moron.

fake fall