Hi,
I want a Russian passport. There was an user on here a while back from South Africa saying a bunch of them were helping each other out and he got his in like one year.
In return for any help in making some connections to acquire a passport, I'm happy to answer whatever questions you have about my life here.
30 years old
Live in Saint Petersburg
Work online daytrading
Been here for 8 months
bump
Numerous people form post-ussr republics can't get Russian citizenship, even if they know russian as native language and work here for years. Find gf and get married, easiest way to get citizenship in most countries in the world.
Yeah, of course the thought occurred to me, but then I have to give up my sexual freedom. I also need to find a woman I can trust because otherwise she could take half of my money if she wants to get a divorce, right?
>I want a Russian passport
no you don't
stay home
Vlad if you just tell me what I need to do I promise I will save some women for you.
marriage contract and fictitious marriage
just pay any russian whore and make citizenship
gg easy
Just become famous
Anyway, getting a passport via marriage takes three years.
Some South African user in here said he got his Russian citizenship within six months of arrival.
Is it true that in the 90s there were ads on the metro to buy a passport for like $200?
You can get a pretty good set up in Russia if you're American. I've seen videos of brand new apartments with security in Russia with state of the art infrastructure and and wall mounted touchscreen to look at cameras around the building, let people through etc. All for $120,000 dollars which would you get you a shitty house in the ghetto where I live.
>six months
i think it's some illegal way, maybe...
too fast
>Is it true that in the 90s there were ads on the metro to buy a passport for like $200?
yes it's true
in 90s there wasn't russia or russian government at all
stay home and suffer
all your nation deserve this
I like Russia though. The collapse of the Soviet Union was a bad thing in my perspective.
>I like Russia though.
You look like a very tricky western spy.....
how can i trust you?
Would western-spy have this saved on their hardrive?
hmmmm.......
okay i trust
you may go to russia)
Thanks tovarishch. Have a cosmonaut qt.
>my sexual freedom
I don't agree. I
>Numerous people form post-ussr republics can't get Russian citizenship
Good, Russia belongs to Russians, not churkas
Do you think it's possible to make connections with people from passport office and help them to help me?
>russian lady
That girl is named Elizabeth Zaks, she's American.
Don't just try to go a bribe and office clerk, that's a sure way to get kicked out.
Maybe you can contact some big shot in informal environment, but you can never know, cause bureaucracy is just too massive and they are all generally shitty individuals there and you don't want to mingle with them.
Your best bet is still marrying a russian slag. The divorce laws are not nearly as faggy here as in the vest and prenuptial agreements actually matter.
You can surely arrange some mutually-beneficial terms, like you marry and she gets her green card or whatever and goes ot USA to flip burgers or dance on a pole and you get your residency permit and eventually passport legally.
lmao yes ofc its possible but not for autist who has to ask on fucking Sup Forums, just go home
How easy would it be for me to get a Russian passport just for fun?
My mother is Russian and still has Russian passport while my father is half Russian with German passport
very easy.
just marry on one of many whores from this hell.
why do you want the passport?
Пиздeц, eбaнaт ищeт cпocoб дaть взяткy... нa фopчe
Russian has a great tax rate compared to the US, which charges me regardless of where I live.
Russia has better travel visas to countries I care about.
shto?