Back in 1th grade

> Back in 1th grade
> Teacher ask to write my name
> Draw a banana
> Gets a F and public exposure

I hate my life

>1th

You deserve what you got op

>public exposure

Just because you drew a banana doesn't mean you have to whip it out, user.

Is your name actually banana?

>back in 2nd grade
>didnt do homework
>told teacher my mom put my homework somewhere I couldnt reach it before school
>she calls mom

And den??

Nothing exciting, mom talked to me about it from what I can remember. Her and teacher had a laugh. Didnt get in trouble

> back 3rd grade
> teachers ask class what should we enact for summer recital
> kids be like "Cinderella", "Tree piggies", "Beauty and Beast"
> rise hand
> what's you pick user?
> tell them a made up story about a fish becoming a welder and making friends with a monkey working in a nightclub or something.
> everybody laughs
> teacher call parents
> user's fader was a welder...

But why did she put homework on high shelf?

wat

She didnt lol, It was my bad excuse as to why I didnt have it

I would have fell for that

>be me
>in 6th grade
>poetry lesson
>make poem
>"There one was a man from Iraq, he strapped a bomb to his back. he threatened to explode if anyone told where osama bin laden was at"
>teacher thought it was good poem but it was not allowed
>called my mom
>mom thought it was good poem also
>nothing came of this

everything would have been fine but she just HAD to call my mom and ask

i believe that.

Fucking hell, I hate this post.

>I hate my life
kys

> back 2nd grade
> used to stick buggers under chair
> teacher switches places
> girl sits on my chair
> grabs it from the sides to move it forward
> disgust.gif
> teacher tells her to flip chair on desk
> bottom fuckin covered in green hardened gooey buggers
> there's when I started just flicking buggers around so they just got lost somewhere in the room
> be watching movie with class
> picking nose like hell
> got big juicy one out
> those mischievous buggers reaching far inside your nose with long gooey tail
> build a huge sticky projectile
> same girl as before turns around for some reason
> flick the builder
> it sticks right on her forehead
> she throws up

>be me
>6th grade
>recess
>friend has to take a dumb
>thought it would be funny to climb into his cabine while he shits
>Climbed inside
>he had diarrhea
>threw up in front of him
>teacher finds out and calls my mom
>i'mfucked.wav
>got suspended for 3 days
>whole class finds out
>became an instant outsider

I used to eat them

I had a similar experience climbing into the cabinet of a friend who used to take shots every morning. But somehow it was him throwing up, I could never understand why did he throw up seeing me climbing the cabinet.

why would you get wasted in school?

Your disgusting

Dunno he stole em from Dad's closet

>5th grade
>messy asf desk
>Teacher took a picture of the desk in front of everybody
>sent it to my parents

>10th grade
>history class, taking test
>teacher sitting on her desk monitoring fags for cheating
>feel fart coming
>can be a silent release
>do it.jpg
>teacher decides to start patrolling the room EXACTLY when I finished farting
>goes between my line and the one next to mine
>leans over my shoulder to read my bullshit
>hear her sniffing very quietly
>moves along
still bring a smile to my face when I think about it

It's not a good poem, they told you that so you'd stop kek, generic first line + touchy subject bet you thought you were a genius

Checked

So was mommy a stripper?

>me on a trip to France
>called over with my two friends
>we prank called everyone else's room in the hotel
>even some random truck driver and a teacher
>walk over after drinking water and French food for a few days
>start to get told off with my two friends
>GIANT FART FROM ME
>everyone goes silent
>see my friends trying not laugh
>I smile
>they laugh
>they're asked to stay whilst I was told to go and they'd speak to me later
>heard female teacher say 'yes I know what he did' as I'm walking away
>still laugh to this day

>year 6
>children in need day
>loads of activities to do at your own leisure
>really need a piss
>lego set is out
>on my own
>empty my bladder into the sandpit full of lego
>noone knows anyone pissed in the lego
>I see the lass I was wanking my prepubescent dick to playing with the lego later in the day
>fetishism for piss is suddenly developed
still no idea why I didn't walk to the bathroom, it was literally like 10m away