This weekend will be the Libertarian National Convention. The only reason this thread is a thing is that the libertarians have been polling very high, and may as well play a factor in this election.
>"Where we're going we dont need roads" "we won't need roads in the future we will have jetpacks"
>"We should fund the army with bakesales" >"Millions died on Hiroshima" >"We should hire pirates to fight Isis" >"Criminals don't follow the law" >All candidates want to ban drivers licenses >Only candidate who didn't as booed >"You shouldn't be able to sell heroin to a 5 year old" >Gets booed What other retarded shit was said?
Does everyone there actually think they aren't just sperging out?
Landon Hughes
I'M DYING
HOLY KEK
WHAT A TIME TO BE A LIVE
Nathan Stewart
...
Leo Morgan
>THAT ZIONIST LIBERTARIA
Samuel White
kek i can't wait until we get that kike's rant on text and make it into a new lolbertarian copypasta
Aaron Thompson
who /closedborder/ Libertarian here?
Parker Thomas
>please listen
Christian Robinson
>This debate
Hunter Walker
Has every time in History been so ridiculous for the people living in it?
What the fuck is going on...
Leo Hughes
I have witnessed actual autism in physical form with this debate.
Dominic Johnson
OFFICIAL TIER LIST OF THE WINNERS
>MEMERSON > JOHN " TONY STARK" MCAFEE > GARY "THE KEK" JOHNSON > ELFMAN > JEW
Gary would be lower, but he is in some parts actually sane. Elfman would be lower, but the memes were too good.
Gary will probably win, which is fine since it guarantees a win for Trump.
Nathaniel Butler
I can't handle this meme overload right now lads
Grayson Foster
I can't believe I just saw this.
Josiah Harris
FELDMAN JUST WENT FULL EYE OF THE JEW
Ethan Morgan
Has the stream ended?
Eli Nelson
What kind of libertarian are you, Sup Forums?
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Michael Kelly
WHOOOOO HOLY SHEEEIT LOLBERTARIAN
Andrew Bennett
AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN
Nathan Hill
Say my name say my name
Landon Myers
GARRY WAS REFUSING TO DO GROUP PHOTO
MEMERSON AND MCAFEE BRO TIER FATHER SON RELATIONSHIP TIER
Cooper Cox
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Josiah Lopez
gib state of israel fucking statists
Chase Gutierrez
It hasn't
Bentley Morales
THE LIBERTARIANS TOOK DOWN JESUS CHRIST OH NO
Eli White
>Sanders and Feldman both lose their party's nominations going off the rails every time >they refuse to accept it, run together as independents >they trade off between debates and nobody notices
Easton Baker
Jesus photobombing Holy kek
Joseph Price
>Gary will probably win, which is fine since it guarantees a win for Trump. Plis explain
Evan Price
God bless our freedom to be as retarded and autistic in public as we dare
Anthony Howard
someone PLEASE make a top libertarian cringe debate moments video
Brandon Jackson
closing statements
Asher Nguyen
>now sit down >fuck you nobody tells me what to do >ok stand up if you want
The memes don't end.
I'm not going to be able to sleep after this shit.
Luke Foster
Somebody needs to compile all the ridiculous shit that just happened during this "debate"
That was too hilarious
Caleb Brooks
He'd take votes from Hillary
Levi Jenkins
Jesus this is painful
Jaxon White
>Libertarians >Relevant K E K
Christian Cruz
It will be almost 2 hours.
The boos for no heroin for 5 year olds and basic competence to drive cars have to make it in there. Also the sperg elf rage and the Jew rap.
Jason Rodriguez
>has to sell art work to pay for convention What the fuck
Andrew Jackson
>Taking lolbertarians seriously
Camden Sanders
After watching this debate, I want to see a Greens Party one.
No wonder America is a two party system, the rest are absolute meme tier. Muhh open borders, selling heroin to children and allowing blind people to drive.
Kayden Cox
someone make a video of booing giving the 5 year old kid horione
Luke Robinson
Oh fuck, they are auctioning off the sign they all signed
Caleb Perez
THAT SOCIAL DARWINIST, LET'S GET HIGH ON HEROIN AND DIE, THAT LGBIDK LOLBERTARIAN WOOOOOOOOO SHEEEEEEEIT !!!!! 1! 1!!one!!eleven
Adrian Torres
Gary is extremely left. He will not appeal to Trump voters at all. He is a democrat in disguise. He will steal tons of common sens dems that despise Hillary. Even stealing 2-10% of the vote would make her lose, and Gary has a real chance of being in the debates greatly increasing the chance of him being voted for.
Joseph Roberts
THEY'RE LIKE A CULT
Brody James
What is the party for those of us that believe in limited government, personal freedom, and fiscal responsibility? I don't give a shit about gay marriage, abortion, or chicks-with-dicks.
The Republican Party is big government, reckless spending, and "we're going to install cameras in your bedroom to make sure you and your wife aren't having anal sex since that's a sin." The Libertarian Party is just... no.
Ian Jackson
T-The libertarian party will rise this election\ I-I swear
Colton Fisher
pls
Robert Anderson
Oh fuck, they are auctioning off the sign in bitcoins
Kayden Nelson
>LIBERTARIAN DEBATE ENDING WITH AN AUCTION TO FUND THEIR CAMPAIGN >IT'S IN FUCKING BITCOINS
Jeremiah Brown
>He'd take votes from Hillary How could a dem consider voting for Johnson? Because weed? I don't get it
Alexander Lewis
>2 BITCOIN
Ethan Collins
It needs to have toaster licenses and Feldman's entire closing remarks.
Wyatt Myers
The Green candidates are even less qualified than the Libertarians. Gary Johnson was a governor at least.
Jayden Miller
And tomatoes.
Lucas Walker
Gib monies
Robert Anderson
What time does the true autism start?
James Taylor
Looking at the libertarian party, I can only conclude that they are the party of turbo-degeneracy and autistic retards.
They're actually buying it for 6k...lolbertarian intellectuals everyone.
Evan Foster
>$6000 for a fucking sign signed by literal whos
Owen Wilson
faggotarians failing again?
Bentley Morris
The only green candidates are a doctor and a black woman
Ryan Hall
>THE MOST AUTISTIC DEBATE IN HUMAN HISTORY >ENDS WITH A FUCKING ART AUCTION >PAID IN FUCKING BITCOINS!!! I FUCKING CAN'T HANDLE THE AUTISM. I NEED A FUCKING DOCTOR.
Aiden Allen
>being a libertarian >being a good goy servant of the multinational jew
Jack Ross
The Green party debate was a shitfest (aka boring and flat)
Chase Moore
>time to pay the rent
Christopher Wright
Basically what this user said
Alexander Butler
SOMEONE MAKE A CRINGE VIDEO!!!!!
Zachary Cooper
>$6,000 >there's only one of them, guys >please bid
Isaac Clark
the winner takes all system makes it useless to come in second or third
It's a good question why these people are even trying.
Juan Thompson
This makes me interested to see the Green Party debates. I bet there would be even more cringe.
Or, oh god oh jesus, the Communist Party USA debates.
Austin Davis
>people support Gary Johnson >People consider themselves as libertarians
Xavier Murphy
He is pro open boarders, pro gay/trans shit, pro bathroom equality, pro no discrimination jews must make nazi cakes / Christians must make gay cakes. Hes not against getting rid of certain programs like welfare, or destroying the milatary. He is also against 2nd amend, his VP is a gun grabber. Basically a dem, that will suck in dem voters who know how much of a liar hillary is.
Cooper Walker
GUYS GUYS
BAKE SALES
Angel Lopez
Thank you Lord Jesus for guiding me away from libertarianism years before I would have to own the embarrassment of any association with the autistic faggots I just saw.
Juan Barnes
>guy doesn't have the money >"sire that was a verbal contract to buy the sign" >"AM I BEING DETAINED?"
Chase Murphy
Support freedom, buy our products, goy.
Owen Butler
Any Constitution Party debates coming up?
Evan Carter
Can someone PLEASE make a compilation of the autistic moments?
I know it would be half an hour and my computer is broken so I can't do it but someone please
Ian Cruz
Did any of those old men break out a twix?
Jacob Lee
I am Independent but registered R for Trump.
I don't put my faith in Parties, though.... and I never will
Hunter Brown
I agree but fuck off with your smug anime faces you cancerous turd.
Lincoln Sanders
>we should hire pirates to fight ISIS
this would actually work
Benjamin Brooks
>yfw libertarian party biggest party behind Democrats and Republicans
Liam Collins
its like watching Sup Forums sperglords circlejerking in real life