Hello children of /b, this is jesus christ

Hello children of /b, this is jesus christ.

Ask me anything.

Hi Jesus, how you been?

why are you on the right hand side of that picture ? its kind of bad style

It's because im in the right ofcourse!

Why do you like sucking cocks

can u bless me with good fortune and happy days ?

where is the holy sproot at?

May you be granted happiness and fulfillment in your ambitions my child.

Prove your the REAL jesus

Will you please answer my short list of prayers? Thanks bro!

I'll submit the form again.

thank you

Were all atheist and hate sandniggers now.
Go away jezus, your not welcome here.

You need to believe im the real jesus. Be blessed my child.

What do you think of the abrahamic religions?

Are traps gay?

I welcome you into my arms.

If it true you're a cuckold

Yes, undeniably so.

Why do you let retards and blacks exist?

How good is the ass in heaven, and how much of it?

you're wrong and YOU are the one whos not welcome here

you dad touches you. are you gunna tell anyone jesus?

what's your middle name?

go away sheep

The hand of heaven touches us all.

Can you post a timestamp? I need to prove to my Jewish friend beside me that you're real.

Same story here Sup Forumsro.
We welcomed you sandniggers in our western society's too. But didn't pack out as we hoped it would.

Jesus, will you grant me trips? I will preach your words if you do and kill all the infidels

We know where you're from. Please don't blow shit up kthx.

Can I jerk you off for the 2nd coming?

Does Jesus approve of killing?

Why did you create the subhuman species called Nigger?

Then how come god hasn't been banned from /b yet?

Do not waste your seed for it is a sin.

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Apparently not.
Fucking cuck

Jesus Genesis Christ

Can you admit you fucked up by playing life on hardcore mode and only got one revive?

Are you into crypto mining jesus?

No, Jesu's middle name was Harod.

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samefsag

Fuck off space nigger

still hanging around?

Ofcourse.

Hey, Nazareth! I'm calling you out. Why did you make NIGGERS? No ignoring the question. Answer!

The word of god says it all "Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ. (Ephesians 6:5 NLT)"

The children of god needed slave labourers, not my fault you freed them.

No one NEEDS slave labourers.

I thought it was "Fucking"

What does this mean?

What was "F***ing"?

miracle and timestamp or gtfo

What do you think about demonic work of femonic demons: Harry Pottar?

Absolutely heretical.

God demands a 10th crusade, take back Jerusalem from the heretics. The pope is under the yoke of satan!

Thanks for answer Jesus

Be blessed

i'm not buying it. and if you are, you are a kike.
also, you look like a leftist dumb hippie. with a spark of pedo in those glassy eyes.
and you may look at the right of the pic, but in your view, you are on the left.
so, kike, leftist, hippie and dumb. and pedo.

Atleast im not a muslim :)

You fucking fake.
THIS is the real Jesus.

ok, you go your point.
but anyway, miracle or gtfo.
and i'm not going for a cheap las vegas trick, or something uncertifiable as my uncle curing from her gastritis. i want the whole deal, peace in the world, you coming down on wiv}chever capital of the world with media AND ME pres

the oaf that is jesus, and the historical chronical of his consequence. fagtopia

still waiting for the miracle, but i know OP ir not going to deliver.

Why did you plagiarise the story of Horus? Are you too stupid to make up your own bullshit?