>Needs to convene her council of aides and multiple focus groups to program her with an insult to use on Trump
wew
Daniel Ward
Their own parties forbid them from debating each other. The most you could do is call Donald a sick for getting the Bern victim's hopes up.
Bentley Perez
Who would donate a brick?
Noah Russell
>TRUMP >Hillary is a disease. Meet the Cure
Bentley Roberts
Con Man Drumpf claims he can defeat ISIS, chickens out from a debate with 2nd place Bernie. Lmao all the trump supporters though.... "trump will burn bernie" shit....where's your orange savior at now....gtfo! Bernie is the best at debates...no one wants to debate him. ;) and when trump said he would donate the money from the debate....just shows how little he cares about the people
Things Trump fears.
1. Megyn Kelly 2. Bernie Sanders 3. Facts
Lucas King
Oh fug, that is a thundering deathblow delivered to Donald DRUMPF.
That's it, I can no longer support this man. I've seen the light and taken the #HillPill. Who will join me!?
Benjamin Bennett
I'm convinced that Hillary's entire team is the result of affirmative action.
Kayden Brown
>Hounshell
How unfortunate.
Jason Thomas
>POOR DONALD >The nest insult money can buy
Jesus Christ, the sad part is it took people THIS incompetent to finally shake the liberal hold on America's balls.
Nicholas Moore
I find that amusing as well considering Trump does it all himself. Probably why his names stick more.
Andrew Hill
>TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY IS SOON. Tweet a picture of a handwritten/homemade Birthday Card message dedicated to Donald Trump here: >twitter.com/Trumps_Birthday
Tyler Powell
>dick fucking tablet autocorrect.
Nathan Long
Donald Trump lauded Bernie Sanders Friday — for providing him with the ammunition to go after Hillary Clinton.
The presumptive GOP presidential nominee described Clinton, his likely Democratic rival in the general election, as a “disaster” and told a wildly cheering crowd in Fresno, Calif., that even her voice grates on him.
“I can’t stand her screaming into the microphone,” Trump said, holding his hands to his ears during the raucous rally, where several hecklers were escorted out and protesters clashed with Trump supporters outside.
Although the real-estate mogul and the Vermont socialist Sanders are political opposites, Trump found one patch of common ground — their attacks on Clinton.
“Hillary is a disaster, folks. She has bad judgment,” he said, referring to the former secretary of state’s e-mail scandal.
“That was said by Bernie Sanders ... He’s given me a lot of my best lines. I mean, he has given me such great lines on her, and if I say it, they’re gonna say, ‘That’s not a nice thing to say,’ so I always refer to Bernie Sanders,” Trump quipped.
Why is it his fault a desperate, losing kike attempted to capitalize on a joke?
Cameron Howard
Reply with to him with this:
lol, bernie loses to hillary in debates.
Caleb Davis
Do you want to see your faith in socialism dismantled?
Nathan Wood
so, I think the question really is, when are you moving to canada?
Justin Brooks
Hi, Squilliam.
Jacob Stewart
Fuckin bumper sticker from our friend in the north.
Colton Turner
>socialism versus capitalism This was already settled in the 1900s. Just tell him to fuck off.
Gavin Phillips
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Joseph Gonzalez
The only thing I could make up of that text (with that atrocious colour scheme and typeface) is that Hillary is a lying traitor. Did I miss something?
Jordan Young
"Lol Drumpf. Bernie would destroy him in a debate! We can't let Hillary get the nomination now that we know only Bernie can stop him from reaching the White House! We must take action, even use violence if necessary to ensure Sanders gets the nomination ¡Sí se puede!"
Christian Rodriguez
>"Wow, Bernie beats him in the polls and has him on the run, how can Hillary still be the nominee?"
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
Cooper Evans
HOW CAN JEB EVER RECOVER??
John Williams
Wow they were only 6 months late on that joke, impressive, McFarlane must be so proud.
Tyler Watson
>105 posters in last thread >30 ITT already >only 4 birthday wishes so far
Austin Watson
>The system is rigged, folks. I would debate Sanders, but he is a second place runner. >REEEE DON'T CALL SANDERS SECOND PLACE WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!!! AAGH FUCK YOU TRUMP CHICKEN
Cameron Richardson
Trump knows that he would be destroyed, against Bernie.
Trump also knows that he would do well against Hillary.
Why?
Because Hillary is a weak candidate, with a lot of points of attack and Bernie has only one...
Trump would attack Hillary on her email and Clinton foundation scandals, Bill's sexual harassment scandals, Wall Street speech transcripts and her big money donors and Super PAC's.
All Trump can do against Bernie is yell "Socialist" and most people like Bernie being a Democratic Socialist.
People want change and neither Trump or Hillary are that change.
Jackson Rogers
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Wyatt Garcia
I bet you hate anime. faggot.
Dominic Collins
Good post, you convinced me, POLBFTO I'm a #HIllary_Supporter now!
Bentley Wood
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Isaac Hill
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
FUCKING KEK
Lincoln Gutierrez
PREVIOUS THREAD (For Archive Navigation Reasons)
Hunter Wood
HE BROUGHT DISHONOR TO THIS FAMIRY COMMIT SUDOKU
Levi Robinson
GUAC'D
Levi Phillips
Trump just wants you to think that Bernie will destroy Trump when it comes to a debate so you Bernouts will riot when the inevitable happens during the Democratic Convention.
Jackson King
I'm 90% sure that Trump comes up with his tags offhanded, like little marco or lyin ted, they don't seem to be something a focus group would produce.
Dylan Jenkins
YES HE DID IT!
Luke Baker
Its only going to get worse. unlike trump she will not take any heat from firing staff. So she will just keep them on board and hire a new team to avoid the bad press. What this means is that their insults/slogans will only get more watered down and stupid as they have to circumnavigate ever larger committees.
Nathan Miller
I'm dead I can't fucking breath
>I know what she looks like
Mason Thompson
Thanks for the ammo against Hillary. Are you sure you are not pro Trump?
Given the board you are and the fact that > that you are as much against Hillary in the presidency as we are > that the only other candidate still in the mix (Sanders) doesn't have mathematical or political chance of nomination
It looks like you are now #stump4trump
Welcome aboard!
Mason Walker
The best thing is, not only is this insult ridiculous to use on a man who shows up in his own private jet with his name on it, but it also implies sympathy. Why would you want people thinking that you sympathize for your enemy?
Jayden Stewart
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Kevin Reed
first time Family guy has made me laugh in a long long time
Luis Brooks
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Carter Murphy
this hence why he said in his statement that he'd wait to debate the first place finisher of the Democrat party
Tyler Morris
So is a big collage card being made? If so I'd gladly like, try to put it together and print it at staples and personally bring it to Trump tower in Manhattan
Might be cool
Charles Reed
What the fuck happened to Canada in the last year why are they easily the worst posters in these threads?
Leo Brooks
>Is worth several billion dollars >poor
nah, weak as fuck. Try again hilldog
Chase Fisher
Should we get together and make Donald Trump a birthday card?
Adrian Cook
They elected DUDE
Juan Murphy
>Even Seth Macfarlane is shitting on Jeb
Ryder Green
His rhyme of lyin Ted with his bible held high cracked me up so much I went from Gary Johnson to trump. I'd love to see the zany 8 years of trump next to Gary Johnson's stable yet Boring 8 years
Ian Robinson
Weed became legal
Kevin Peterson
I was going to get a Manhattan printer to make it. Thinking an enormous 4-6' one. Need someone in NY to deliver it though for sure.
Wyatt Bailey
Canada is a leftist shithole, and like all leftists, they fucking hate the U.S, naturally, they hate Trump.
They love string cheese bodies like Obama because they make us look stupid, weak, and ineffective, the U.S-haters wet dream.
James Clark
Already in progress my friend!
>TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY IS SOON. Tweet a picture of a handwritten/homemade Birthday Card message dedicated to Donald Trump here: >twitter.com/Trumps_Birthday
Isaiah Evans
LEAVE JEB ALONE
Jose Morris
Is... Is the point of that picture that the thumbnail resembles a silhouette of Hitler? Or am I seeing things?
Eli Mitchell
Got quoted by this twitter now bernouts are furiously arguing about the validity of the poll in my mentions, send help.
Owen Lewis
I can already see a movie based on him. >Jeb: The JUST Chronicles.
Ryan Stewart
I imagine a really big jpg file were people take turns writing on it. Like the hat stack game.
Nathaniel Flores
I could do that mate no sweat.
Justin Thompson
We start doing some designs during night threads and when nothing's going on during the day.
Oliver Moore
I saw it as well. It may just be mass autism.
Samuel Anderson
Wow, the most obvious Shillary post yet.
Holy fuck man, not even Bernouts are delusional enough to believe that "Shillary a good girl she dindu nuffin" horseshit. The Shillary emails are available online ffs, anyone can take a look and understand she committed treason against the United States.
Jaxon Watson
Bernie dodged the question that Trump left for him, the same way Cruz always dodged the question about whether he would support Trump.
Carson King
Yes
Jordan Robinson
MAKE OREGON GREAT AGAIN
Michael Ramirez
kek
Michael Hughes
Sweet. Send the twitter account a PM and I'll keep in touch with you. Would ideally like a few anons together to do it.
Still need an image for the cover, as well as some a design for the printed message inside.
I'm still thinking big red chubby letters.
Top: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRESIDENT TRUMP
Bottom: LOVE, YOUR INTERNET PEOPLE
Xavier Young
>only one Heres a few >amendment king, biggest accomplishment is renaming a post office or two Follow up could be I designed several my self >Socialist Follow up Socialism has never worked in a heterogenous community of significant size. >Wants to tax the rich The rich are how the people get many jobs, there the advancement of small businesses, where the mom and pap shop is bought, as are the staff, by a large company to extend their reach but still keeping a familiar face. >Infirm Obvious >Free college This would encourage people to live at college moreso than now, would remove competition and deplete the value of a degree, and generally destroy private instutions.
Gabriel Young
they elected a man who literally used "it's 2015" as an argument
Mason Martinez
Why did Megyn Kelly come crawling to him on her hands and knees?
Mason Smith
Like I said, she's shorter and uglier than that.
Andrew Myers
Will do
Jordan Carter
No, just good ol' nepotism. Trump picks people based on merit, Hillary picks people based on favors. Oddly enough one team is more competent than the other.
