Best pickup lines Sup Forums let's go. I'll start

Best pickup lines Sup Forums let's go. I'll start

"Hey girl, are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're way too hot and I'm starting to get nervous.

more tendies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

mommy comes in and tells me i'm such a good boy.

Hey hoe, can you ride horses ? Cause you sure as hell can ride that D

3/10

are you a dog, cus I can make you cum

Hey girl, are you a professional gamer?
Cause you're setting me to hard.

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>pickup lines

You fucking dick head

Not bad, 6/10.

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Are you harambes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

The did you just see the guy on the horse line from Black Mirror.

Save water, shower with a friend!

Hey your cute, I'm x.

Irishfag here.
>'scuse me love...do you have any Irish in you?
>Would you fancy some?

Do you mix concrete for a living? Cause you're making me hard.

Can't speak for anyone else, but I use pickup lines to catch girl's interest over the internet. They're funny, not overtly sexual, and almost always get a positive response.

In person, "Hey you're cute" works fine.

hey u like candy?
i got some in my van

I lost my phone, can you call it really quick?

Are you a slip n' slide? Because you seem really plastic and childish.

"Hey, you're in luck! I happen to be a certified Ass Mechanic and, because yours doesn't appear to be twerking, I'd be happy to take a look at it for you."

under rated

that
the best way to start a conversation if u try to pick up a girl is making her some complements.

I am gay, i wonder what a vagina feels like

Is your name Mao? Because you'd have to squint at Zedong.

Do you know what was in the suitcase ?
It was my pulp-fiction !

Hey girl are you ضرطة باللغة الصينية

hey gurl, Do you love chocolate and flowers? Yes? Well, so here's my dick
SUCK IT YOU FUCKING SLUT

Are you a bomb? Because your parents are terrorists

Hey bb are you columbine? Because I'd love to shoot a bunch of kids inside you and hope none come out alive

Hi, my mom said I have to talk to girls or else she won't pay for my cellphone bill. How much would it cost for you to come back home with me and pretend to be my GF so she will shut up?

Try this:
Are you a grenade? Because I'm gonna regret it if I let you go.

Is your name Autumn? Because you'd look better seasoned.

Big breasts

Fucken?

I KILL YOU FUCKEN

Ayy bby, are you chicken? Cause your breasts look delicious.

Did you fall from heaven?
...
Cause your face is really messed up.

is your mother a seashell, cos u sure are a pearl

Oi babel u gibbish cuz u sund bter snseless

10/10

I want to eat your liquid diarrhea shit

this actually worked for me over a dozen times. started out innocent though i had legit lost my phone.

Holy fuck guys. Dont ever use those cringey pickup lines. Stay virgins.

The guy who said hey youre cute is the only guy getting tail.

>this is commander riker of the starship enterprise.
>lower your panties and prepare to be boarded.

bitch lasagna

Hey are you a dodecahedron? Cuz I'd like to see you at from angle.

>Stay virgins.
Says the virgin hahahahHahhaah XD

REKT

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I run faster horny than you do scared.

What as 42 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? MY ZIPPER!!!

This one legitimately worked for me, been happily married for 3 years.

Me: Hi there, I'm user
Her: I'm Paige
Me: Huh, that's weird...
Her: What?
Me: Pages normally have numbers, I seem to be missing yours

I believe that, because I believe you and your wife are both cats.

cringe

10/10

Hey baby im almost as fat as my wallet

...

You've lost your phone over a dozen times and each time it's got you laid? Pretty fucking impressive for a moron.

You don't need pickup lines when you got Q for a nigga

Is it cool if I call you dear? Because you have the fashion sense of roadkill.

I mean, she does give me a lot of pussy

Would you fuck me??

I broke up with her recently this hits right in the feels.
I'm gonna fuck her up man.

id fuck me

Hey does this smell funny to you?

Which do you want to fuck first: me or this knife?

"Did you know you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits? "

The knife
Edgelords dont deserve puss

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

fuck you shes mine see

No it smell liek cum

LoL xD

Does the barrel of this gun smell like chloroform lmao

No but seriously get on the floor and don't say a word

ayy lmoa you sure showed him xD

Keep up the good work user!

>goodbye horses

"The password is: G34572"
"For what?"
"The Wifi when you come over"