Trustfund kids who call themselves "artists" because they smoke a lot of weed and ever make anything

>trustfund kids who call themselves "artists" because they smoke a lot of weed and ever make anything
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

I wish I was that basketball

At which point does the term "artist" become something you can call yourself OP?

God i wish that basketball were me

you realize without rich kids. art would be dead right?

w-what happened to that basketball

I wish that basketball was a basketball

Gallery owners are ok because they have no illusions about their wealth. They revel in it, if anything.

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*were

would u guys smell the ball

I wish I was that ass

Do you need to ask?

You know who has it!

No because i's gonna smell like shit

That guy is so soul-shatteringly ugly but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't take his place for a year.
His nose has 100% touched Mikey Cyrus' butthole.

>Mikey
Whoops

>>poorfag kids who call themselves "artists" because they smoke a lot of weed, mod their Squires, and never make anything other than shitposts on Sup Forums

I wish that basketball was my face.

You don't know shit.
Either of you.

Fucking seriously now. Somebody give me the name of that model or else

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David Lewis pls.

To be fair I wouldn't date anyone that wears dark red lipstick. Degenerate.

>literally "2/10 wouldn't bang" fat man with a fedora meme

Thanks

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>taste so shit that you would date someone that looks like the mother from adams family
kek, really desperate I see.

post this in the choa thread

kek

*blocks your path*
>'sup, nigga?

P-please don't take m-my lunch money...

I wouldn't mess with her.

the art bubble needs to burst

You know that when you make a statement like that you need to justify it right?

no

Nice shirt.

I'm not rich and I'm an artist, this dumb trope that artists don't really work and don't deserve money for their work is what non creative people say out of jealousy.

Does she seriously expect everyone to ask her out? Does she not think she ever has to make a move herself?

>he wouldn't fuck the mother from adams family
/lgbt/ PLEASE leave

I'd marry her.

Are you so autistic that you don't realize lipstick comes off? Yeah, I wouldn't date the model/actress either /s.

Fucking neckbeard

Judging from interviews she's quite introverted. Not shy or socially anxious, but just an einzelganger.

The arts are dominated by the middle class, not the rich.

To be a good artist, training helps a lot, and that training often isn't available to the working poor. But to be good, they also need drive that often comes from economic pressure thar the rich don't experience. There are of course lots of rich and poor artists, but the middle class dominates the field.

I'm starting the no porn thing, and all I can think about is that girl's anus rubbing against that basketball's bumps. I'm 28, and my mind is like a dirty teenager's

>mod their Squiers

that hit me user, really hard

nice blog faggot

this is believable desu
there's a certain point in female attractiveness where guys, even desirable guys, are intimidated to approach

Thanks, friend

Am I gay because the the thought of a girl's anus scent has never appealed to me or am I just [spoiler]normal[/spoiler]

Being hot doesnt mean they are interesting

It's not the scent that's appealing about it, so since your mind jumped to that you might be gay. Or maybe you're normal and my mind's just become too porn-warped to tell

lel

no it IS dead because of them

>middle class suburbanites who are jealous of rich city kids for having money and easy paths to success but also jealous of poor city kids because they have "authenticity" and "aesthetic", so they try to play garbage indie rock on their squires and fuzz amps while singing apathetic songs hoping to look cool and aloof, but really end up spending their days shitposting on Sup Forums and wishing they could be cool

b a i t o r s t u p i d

This.

God I wish I wish that girl with a basketball in my ass

Don't dream it, do it. Find a basketball and sit on it.

post abbey lee gash

Listen to this guy Get in the GAME
Don't spend your life as an NPC

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

with enough coke and direct flash, you too can stalk modelmayhem debutantes

>implying the rich support authentic art
>implying the elitist barriers set up around the art world don’t limit authentic creativity by trapping the resources and means within a set of strict conformist standards that lack perspective
Bohemian “artists” are nothing but naval-gazing trust fund dorks who receive praise from other naval-gazing trust fund dorks.

This is too fucking accurate for me and everyone I grew up with. The suburban model was a mistake, it poured bleach into the American cultural pool and led to what we have today.

thx, i have to go inflate my basketball now...

>tfw coastal elite

feels fantastic, i must say

I will rise from the working class, join your inner society, and fuck all the women with my minority brothers.

after all, it's the only thing you can do

Day of the guitar is coming for you, coastie.

That would be a good thing. Maybe we'd actually get some people with integrity in that industry then.

This desu. Rich assholes are the death and stasis of art, not it’s caretakers. As long as the human brain is capable of imagination, crafting, music, painting, and anything else that requires a soul, art is alive and well.

kek

This desu. Rich assholes are the death and stasis of art, not it’s caretakers. As long as the human brain is capable of imagination, crafting, music, painting, and anything else that requires a soul, art is alive and well. It’s an expression of what lives inside the creator.

Fuckin rights

>go out for some b-ball with some friends
>dribble the ball across the court
>wipe sweat from brow
>catch pink eye
>friends all make fun of you for picking your asshole with your hand

This.

They should give their money to the poor so that we can have better art.

>Bohemian “artists” are nothing but naval-gazing trust fund dorks who receive praise from other naval-gazing trust fund dorks.
Fucking this.

I'm a poorfag artist who doesn't have the money or resources to make anything but lo-fi sheiße.

Name literally one worthwhile composer from a poor background.

Lies from PR to make her appear more 'relatable.' I wouldn't even say she's stunning or anything, but any moderately conventionally attractive chick is gonna be swamped with propositions.
>tips fedora
Sure, but tell me I'm wrong. You can't.

seriously any asshole with a camera and some floodlights can shoot this shit

>see her at a house party
>remember that article
>pic related happens
Thanks, Sup Forums. She did say that article was misleading since what she told them was that she doesn't go to bars much in general and isn't looking for a relationship anyway. It was a great night!

How do you get to just "see her at a house party" btw? What party was this? Do you have famous friends?

>not hoverhanding
Alpha.

What did she smell like?

Nice index ring homo

Not OP but you should never call yourself an artist, only dickheads do that.
Even if you actually make art. If like Pierre Huyghe called himself an artist it would be alright, but it's still be a smug, cocky dickish thing to do.

maybe you should stop trying to be an authentic countercultural you know, you don't have to want to torch down everything to be an artist, its a myth that the artist is supposed to destroy everything that came before him

its not pretentious to say you are an artist if you work on making art, the really smug cocky dickish thing to do is pretend like art is an elevated sphere of human production so fucking elevated among the unwashed masses that even calling yourself an "artist" is a sin against the world

fuck you morons, get your heads out of your butts

I wanna be that basketball.

>its not pretentious to say you are an artist if you work on making art
Not sure where you plucked that adjective from.
I work in art. I show in galleries. Everyone I know who calls themselves an artist is legitimately bad and irritating. The general consensus is that if someone calls themselves an artist then there's no need to waste your time looking at their shit.
I've never heard someone who actually makes art call themselves an artist. In fact when people call me one I don't like it. If someone asks "are you an artist" it's a guarantee that they most recent artwork they can name is Van Gogh's self portrait. Just speaking from experience here.

What are you then?

>Not sure where you plucked that adjective from.
Let me give you a mirror here:

I work in carpentry. I sell my shit. Everyone I know who calls themselves a carpenter is legitimately bad and irritating. The general consensus is that if someone calls themselves a carpenter then there's no need to waste your time looking at their shit.
I've never heard someone who actually makes carpentry call themselves a carpenter . In fact when people call me one, I don't like it. If someone asks "are you a carpenter " it's a guarantee that they most recent wood-work they can name is four-legged roble table. Just speaking from experience here.

>To be a good artist
???

Depends. Videographer director, musician, writer, creator, author, art-maker, dog-walker the list goes on

What does that have to do with your asspull adjective?
Plus, it's not a fair comparison putting a trade against a philosophical pursuit of presenting ideas to an audience.

>art-maker
lol, i suppose this is the evasive way to say what you do when you do visual art but don't really paint so you can't say painter?


> putting a trade against a philosophical pursuit of presenting ideas to an audience.
:^) hey man, are you saying art is superior than carpentry??

what is it so superior about art than anybody else can says what he does but not an artist?
lets talk about medicine, i don't suppose you believe saving people's lives is lower-tier than doing funny noises with your guitar, so, should medics call themselves healers and cringe whenever somebody says "im a medic"?

I don't really see a problem with saying "Yes I am an artist" if somebody asked me, but at the same time I would never refer to myself as one whilst making introductions etc.

He's not saying art is superior that's you being weird.

None of my favorite musicians have ever referred to themselves as artists. I would never refer to myself as an artist despite producing music, sometimes drawings. At a certain level, the people involved in the arts realize they're just fucking making shit reflective of their emotions at a certain point in time. After it's released, it's out and that's done. That's it. To call oneself an artist when the aforementioned statements make up the bulk load of music, drawing, paints, etc. carries an air of pretentiousness that people who create just don't want to associate with because they know more than anyone that it's just stuff.

Why are you imagining tiers now?
Calling your own work art is patting yourself on the back. It's art if it's successful and you can't decide that.
Calling yourself an artist is like saying everything you make is inherently art which is bullshit. People have earned that distinction, but I haven't and either has anyone I've shown with outside of maybe 2 or 3 guys.
There's nothing superior about art - it's the act of materialising an idea so an audience can understand it. It's a self-righteous practice. Most of it is shite too - you'll get maybe 3 notably good shows a year in a decent sized city, if you're lucky.
What I'm saying is: don't call yourself an artist, it's like calling yourself a cool dude.

>Most of it is shite too
What's your yardstick for this? It's puzzling that you say this while posting on a music board, which probably has the most variance of opinions in the world regarding what is and is not bad.

>carries an air of pretentiousness
it only carries that air because you have decided its the most important thing in the world

>It's art if it's successful and you can't decide that.
so there's no good art or bad art in your view, it magically becomes art when is good?

so basically, to you, if i take a good shit thats art?


Music might not be art, but visual arts is literally art


>What I'm saying is: don't call yourself an artist, it's like calling yourself a cool dude.
You keep saying this, but it only shows how much you think of your trade

You produce "aesthetic stuff meant to highjack emotions/sensibilities through the senses", aka, art. Your trade is the sound/visual equivalent of cooking, you can add a lot of philosophical dimension to its consumption and production processes, but it is what it is.