Today is day of Clássico, boys! You know what that means!!!!
It's time for shitposting and memeing around!
Who will win it? Sporting or Benfica!?
Will Benfica win the Tetra, or will it choke and give it to Porto?
Will Bas Dost be Golden Boot?
Will you watch our league!?
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does Benfica have to win or they can mantain leadership if they get a draw?
If they draw they remain at first, with Porto at second with one point less (if Porto defeats Feirense)
benficawinslol
then it will be a draw, 1-1. Rui Vitoria won't take many chances, I think.
If Benfica does win, it's all over
Porto still has 3 away matches after this weekend, they're bound to lose points with their form this season.
Will NES be fired if they indeed fail?
no
I have season tickets and I'm not sure I'll go watch it live after what happened last night.
I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself if I see a benficuck near me. Not even kidding.
Who lifelong /Belenenses/ here?
BUUUUU
Bongs?
20h30
Thanks, João
The Moors are killing Spaghettis that make illegal business with the other Moors:
The real classico is tomorrow silly
Tomorrow there is also Gala-Fenerbahçe.
why do I enjoy watching jesus lose?
What does Sporting expect from Jesus? One league title? Complete dominance over years?
one title this next 4 years
>be fiorentina supporter
>go to lisbon to do shaddy business
>pick as a crowd the fans of lisbon's cuck club
>die
why is reality such a stereotype?
because he is an arrogant cunt, like Mourinho, but without the results to back it up
>Vitor Perreria
Kek. He was based.
Fenerbace fan?
Nah. He rekt Fenerbahçe's most expensive squad ever kek. Fenerbahçe was playing like a mid-tier defensive team with him. He got sacked this year. He was a funny af guy tho. Always creating memes.
what shady business?
Fiorentina and Sporting fans are friends, cunt. There arent shady illegal business
Yeah! Sure! The ultras are really just friends!
HYPE AS FUCK
P.S.: FUCK THAT ITALIAN FAGGOT KEKE
who knows? probably drugs. you do understand those ultrafags in their 40's are all criminals don't you?
>Always creating memes.
I miss him solely for this.
That's awesome
what did reddit mean by this?
nunca tenho motivação para fazer a versão porto desu um dia
Hoje de manhã mal acordei
um b**fica gigante mandei.
E mesmo com o autoclismo puxando
a casa ficou toda enjoando.
Em Portogal dizem ser 6 milhões,
e sem dúvida todos eles uns cabrões.
Com o porco guerra a se humilhar
e o mongo gil a chular,
só me apetece vê-los definhar.
São sempre levados ao colinho,
com filiais de Belém ao Minho;
com o Miguel Rosa a assistir,
o António Salvador a consentir,
com o Setúbal a demitir,
e com o Pepa a sorrir.
Com um objetivo comum,
todos juntos não valem um.
Era fechá-los numa valeta
e dar-lhes de comer só à punheta.
Espero que o Sporting foda esses bois,
seja aos vinte, cinquenta ou noventa e dois.
Este ódio que não se explica
só se sará com o fim do b**fica
AI QUEM ME DERA
QUE O AVIÃO DA CHAPECOENSE FOSSE DO B**FICA
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>Espero que o Sporting foda esses bois,
>seja aos vinte, cinquenta ou noventa e dois.
It was actually ok until here, after hoping for Sporting's success it just became cringe
>Sporting wins
>Porto chokes anyway
You know it will happen.
>Porto ends up finishing 3rd
noice
11/10
q giro. sabem rimar
Esses cabrões que nasceram de um respingo
são nojentos de segunda a domingo.
Do mundo inteiro não há história
de que haja pior escória.
No campeonato só vivem de mama
e quando perdem viram-se à dama.
Os telemóveis das mulheres sempre ocupados
ajudam a explicar a alcunha de encornados.
Aceitam levar uma enrabadela
em troca de mais um roubo do Capela.
Pode até provocar-lhes um edema
desde que lhes ajude no Xistrema.
Seja de quatro à canzana ou à coelho,
tudo fazem por um Ferrari vermelho.
No estádio, o António Bosta
a fazer o que mais gosta:
aproveitar o seu lugar
para ao b**fica tudo perdoar.
Com o ministro das finanças a compactuar,
quando irá esta merda acabar?
Não há maneira de contactar o ISIS
ou mostrar amarelo a esses Pizzis?
Era só fazer que a Luz exploda
e irem todos para o caralho que os foda!
I'M READY
Fuck off you fucking idiot cuck.
Fucking nigger.
What happened last season, you ask?
I'll tell you
the trio that saved Liga Nos
...
...
"Estou sim?"
my body wasn't ready for this
What's there to see in Lisbon mid May?
Wanted to catch a benfica match but they're out of town.
can Sporting pull at least a draw from this ?
Which Moor will cry tonight!?
The Red...
... or the green?
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God I hope my favorite lisbon moor teams wins.
Fucking do it for the memes, benfica
A fucking bird shitting on a wheel.
is there a manure version?
It's nice of you Portuguese to post in English in your own threads so that we can understand. It makes me want to watch your league.
whatever happens porco will cry in May
>imlpying the refs won't have our back again
Fucking hillbillies from Tondela are cucking based Nacional just like they cucked União da Madeira last year :(
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Madeira is too small for more than 1 team anyway
Are you madeirense?
DUDE FOGGY WEATHER LMAO
Yes
You only need 1 team to represent you, and Maritimo is doing great, i think the future is bright for them.
Is the rivalry among the top 3 madeira clubs so fierce that stops you from joining forces?
>dat comfy stadium
EVERYONE GIVE HIM YOUR POWER TO SPORTING
\O/
agradecia que não levassem os meus memes para o pt chan. eles não os merecem.
>ir ao pt chan
Eu não voto PNR, filho
>ele não vota PNR
>eles votam
Eu ouvia quando dizias que o hip hop era só para
escumalha gentalha africana que só emporcalha e não
trabalha fornalha e insana que só trabalha e não
desencalha nos bolsos a marijuana mortalhas e navalhas
agora o teu filho também grama e anda de baggy. jeans a
toda a hora declama Valetes e Halloween's namora com
uma angolana anda nos bairros de má fama vive a vida
sub-urbana por mais que a incrimines o hip hop
ensinou-te só o sangue é que tem cor o Homem sem
interior o resto é só vapor o resto é incolor o resto
não tem valor o resto é resto é ilusão exterior o hip
hop ensinou-lhe a cultura da paz da liberdade da
verdade tirou-lhe do alcatraz mental ... rapaz,
E hoje o teu filho é um Homem com dois H's!
É irónico man! Tu cuspias no Hip Hop e agora o teu
filho anda de baggy jeans e a ouvir o Viriz! Ahahah!
What did Valete mean by this?
>eles pagam impostos
>niggers in our thread
>portuguese thread
>white
>in-xaroca-we-trust. tumblr.
g-guys... i can't stop fapping
Para mim, é o Pedra Fria
Motherfuck Sporting Fistfuck Benfica Buttfuck Porto.
Who lifelong /Academica/ here?
O quê?
R8 my chant for Academica.
Obrigado!
Obrigada!
Brigada
Academica!
I hate them desu
*Ó brigada
12/10!!! ABSOLUTELY GREAT!!! GREATEST SONGWRITER SINCE MCCARTNEY!
Why mate? Are they a scum team? I actually like Sporting from Portugal because of muh green but Jorge Jesus is impossible to like.
Académica and Setúbal rub me the wrong way. Big cities but the stadium is always empty. I rather not see this desu.
Damn sounds like you people also suffer from bandwagoner syndrome. Here all Anatolians root for İstanbul teams kek. We have million+ towns with empty stadiums because their people watch Gala, Beşiktaş and Fener on their tv screens.
Of course they're empty, everyone bandwagons the big 3 clubs in this country.
Guimarães is really the only notable exception.
>inb4 braga
they still don't put enough people for the size of the city and for the success they've had in recent years
>muh green
Islamist scum
I blame centralism
>this is the power of islam
But we have smaller cities (if we can even call them cities) showing great support for their local teams.
>Braga
>Guimarães
>Chaves
>Paços
>Marítimo
>Feirense
>Famalicão (2nd division)
Hi, user!
Will we celebrate today?
de litle cate die todei
Or will it?
F
When was the last time they were in Segunda?
who /hype/ here?
(x) me
( ) you?
Acestream link, I'm begging.
>>Paços
>>Marítimo
Yeah, it's always nicer to watch football when you have a new/remodeled stadium.
Bonfim is more than 50 years old. This old as fuck stadium drives away a lot of fans. I definitely know what I'm talking about.
>Chaves
little moneyball club
>Feirense
lmao you could even count their supporters with your hands when Benfica played there
Famalicão is another notable exception, I admit. As for Braga, I've stated my opinion. Before they were this successful, they rarely filled their stadium.
Maybe dont come to our stadium to vandalize cars you degenerate. Besides it looks like he was run over by some random guy who didn't want to get his car attacked.