ITT we share weird threesomes experiences

ITT we share weird threesomes experiences

>Girlfriend was always bi, she even had "official" girlfriends
>One day we met this hot German blonde on Tinder
>she delayed our meeting for a month or so, we even lost contact/interest
>We even believed "she" was a guy trying to get lesbian stories or something
>One day she says we should meet
>Drive to the Restaurant, she was already on her second glass of wine
>Solid 9/10 body, skinny type, tall as fuck, long blond straight hair
>Face not bad at all, 5/7... a few age wrinkles, like most europeans after 30
>I bet she was stupidly hot on her teen days
>Icanworkwiththat.doc
>We made a little small talk, work, travels, you know the drill
>She just kept asking for more glasses of wine, I think she just drank the whole bottle
>Fine with me, she gets a little flirty and touchy, we hold hands a few secs
>When I felt it was time I suggested we should get an hotel room
>She immediately agrees, we found the nearest one. Not so cheap but fuck it
>She only needs get rid of the faggot friend she was supposed to visit that afternoon
>As soon as we get to the lobby, she fucking orders another bottle
>She was blushed and had some trouble coordinating, I dont think she drinks that much
>We get to the room, she starts kissing my girl. I get to hump her from behind
>She is fucking horny, she begs me to fuck her doggy while she eats my girl
>I came with the force of 2 Suns, and went to sleep instantly
>She orders another fucking bottle and even broke a glass.

Cont?

shameless self bump

>get drunk at bar with gf
>black and supposedly native American starts flirting
>hands all over her
>we all leave together walking arm and arm
>gf makes me drop her off after shooting down a 3sum
>cry and apologize

>After a while I wake up again, somebody farted but not a big deal, I ask my girl if she did it
>She says no, so we asume it was the german girl
>During the night she gets up to the bathroom, I get to fuck her again and sleep again
>Next morning she rushes as she needs to get to some train or who the fuck cares where to
>I get to the bathroom to take a leak, thats where shit gets real
>A really strong smell hits my nose, holy fuck, but I cant tell what it is
>I open my eyes and see a fucking towel covered with shit on the floor
>There are a lot of them, like three or four
>This fucking girl just shat and found no toilet paper so she used the fucking towels
>I go and wake up my girl and she does not seem to understand what the fuck is going on
>We get to the bathroom, saw the toilet paper still sealed, a bunch of dirty towels
>apparently she took a shower after, but fuck man
>We panic as we remembered the Hotel has our credit card number stored
>get the fucking towels on the shower and try to was the shit off
>Of course is not fucking working, they have been stained hard
>We rush out of there and prayed they dont rape our card
>Never met the girl again.

I never heard anything from the Hotel nor got any penalties or charges from them
If interested, I have a few more experiences

Jesus Christ OP. I had a totally random unplanned mmf with two people I met at a pub one night. Went back to the other dudes house. Started off hot, stupid me crossed some gay lines because she insisted, no encouraged it. Never did anything like that before. She was hot AF but it all went a bit meh when the realisation hit me that I did gay.

Have a greentext of it somewhere on a device. Can find it if someone truly wants, but be warned, contains homo stuff.

>If interested, I have a few more experiences
Yes. Yes I am interested.

post it faggot

Baaammmping while I find my shit

Random unplanned spontaneous mfm. I posted this couple months back. Weirdest sexual experience ever had, still unsure what to make of it. Don't think I'm bi, but I willingly crossed that line

> big night drinking at beergarden
> getting late my friends bail
> Im still up for shit, make some new friends. Sit with a guy and girl, none of us knew each other
> Getting along fine we keep the night going, girls giving me signals, hands on knee, tickling me
> pub closes we all go get kebabs
> Guy asks girl if she wants to go back to his place
> im real put out, think to myself fuck off mate, shes my fucking territory
> she says jokingly in real cute voice 'no I can't trust you, you'll do bad things to me, I'll only go back if user comes too.'
> She puts her arm round my shoulder
> us guys do bro fist pump, fuck yeah brother we are getting lucky tonight
> walk couple blocks arms around each other singing bon jovi and foo fighter songs
> get to this guys place, he pours us some drinks
> room is spinning
> shits going down straight away
> she crawls over to him sits on his lap and they start kissing
> i like where this is going
> i go over rub her back and shoulders
> She pulls me down so I'm sitting right next to him
> she stretches out puts her legs on me
> naturally my hands go between her thighs
> takes turns kissing us guys
> our hands are all over her
> she opens her legs and I work my way to her pussy
> feel her up
> she lies back
> so its now just 2 sitting next to each other and a girl lying across us
> one leg on the floor, panties pulled aside so her pussy is fully exposed and both of us guys are exploring her
> slip her panties off
> we are almost fighting over her cunt
> both of us work a finger inside her
> finger bang her together, both get a bit too excited and she tells us to slow it down coz we are hurting her

Cont...

> Shits awesome but i got whiskey dick
> fark
> she gets on the floor, in between my legs gets my dick out
> I look like a shriveled up mess
> she doesn't care gets to work on me, awesome but skills
> goes over and pulls his cock out, he's up and ready to go
> she sucks and faps us both, goes from one to the other
> spends more time on my dick, is trying real hard to kick start me but im feeling too much pressure to perform
> yeah it feels great, but I can't ignore a cock right next to me, and its putting me off
> am stressed- the more i wanna get it up the less its gonna happen
> no probs, ill just chill a bit, focus on something else
> we strip her off, lay her on the ground
> great body, cute little tits, she looks amazing
> i get between her legs, open them up and admire the sight
> get busy eating her out
> he kneels beside her head and facefucks her
> awesome af but a couple times i have to stop, am really spaced out queasy
> fapping myself hard but its not working
> seeing her sucking on his boner makes me feel useless and under pressure
> Get hard 50 times a day, now im in this situation i cant
> focus on getting her off, face buried in pussy
> she's got an amazing puffy cunt. A landing strip, little but of meat hanging out
> she's juicy, almost gushing
> tells me to get on top of her
> she wants the D
> i lie on her but nothing doing
> shes got her hands between my legs looking for a hard dick to grab hold of and slide into her
> just got my floppy peen flapping around
> how embarrassment
> try to stuff it in, almost get there but no, too much pressure
> says she'll help me get it up
> gets him naked and sits him on the sofa
> she stands in front of him, legs apart facing me as i sit on the floor
> she gets on the sofa and straddles his lap
> hes holding his dick still, she sinks down and impales herself on it
> has to work a little, her face looks like she's in pain but gets him balls deep
> shit, this is hardcore viewing

Cont

> sliding up and down
> amazing watching her ride him
> Stares at me
> kisses her own tits, Gives me a first class show
> i move in, want part of this
> kiss her
> then work my way down
> am actually in between his legs, resting my arms on this thighs but shes in between us so its not gay
> get as close as possible to her, put my hands on his knees for support
> suck her titties, shes going off
> work my way down to her stomach
> mouth near her pussy
> Lick her clit a bit
> conscious that there is a cock only an inch or two away so stay as far north as possible
> mostly focused on licking her, im starting to get hard so this is promising
> All 3 of us are real worked up
> I'm eating all over her puss now
> my tongue briefly connects with his dick a couple times. Not intentional, just happens as she bounces on him
> they stop moving and I take over. really getting into her, just worshipping that pussy
> nibble chew suck all over her cunt and thighs
> im getting hot and bold put my tongue down flick around her hole
> which meant he was getting it from me too
> try see if I can stuff my tongue inside her alongside his cock
> yeah I know, weird thing to do
> lick up and down his shaft
> Give his balls some attention too
> then lick from his balls all the way up to her clit
> repeat x 50
> i think there was a point where it was less about them fucking and more about me going at them both with my mouth
> I've got my hard on going, my dicks finally in on this shit
> I don't mind if I'm tasting as much of him as her, am just rolling with whatever happens
> she sits up a little and he slips out of her
> she holds his dick, points it towards me 'go on user, suck on it'
> fuck, why not
> lick the tip
> he puts his hands on my shoulders and massages, damn That feels good bro, real tension release
> Decide fuck it i put my lips around him
> suck it
> bring my mouth forward and get as much of it in me as I can
> Cock filling my mouth while staring at pussy. Weird

> She is in between us so he and I can't see each other
> I don't care about shit anymore, its not what I planned but might as well run with it
> while she keeps his cock in place I give my first bj
> he's pumping his hips up meeting my mouth, things are starting to go off
> realise I've gone full gay
> not as bad as I thought it would be, doesn't taste bad at all. In fact doesn't taste like anything now I've cleaned all the pussy juice off it
> he's got his hands on my head trying to get me to speed up
> tell myself don't think about it, you don't know these people, none of your friends will find out
> take my mouth off him and bury my face in pussy
> she says 'nah nah nah you get back to him'
> OK then, no biggie
> do what I think is a pretty good porn star chick effort
> I've now got four hands holding onto my head helping me out
> mouth is sore, i need a break
> i sit back
> hold his dick up fap him and stuff it back in her
> my cock is up, watching them go I want in. I want to fuck her now, my turn
> she sits up again and holds his dick
> ok ill do it once more. I suck him again, just briefly, then lick her
> she says 'no get back to him'
> look up, see her staring at me, I suddenly feel real cold
> this hot chick has been watching me sucking cock
> uggh what am i doing to myself?
> tell her I'm starting to freak, I don't do gay, 'wtf have I done'
> They BOTH said keep going, she added 'this is SO hot to watch and you can have me next'
> I sit up get back to kissing her, put a hand on him and fap him a little
> he says 'dude, come on, PLEEEEEASE'
> OK just a little longer
> go face down in his lap again, get back to work
> His hands hold me down, he's getting rough
> something's changed in my head, dunno if its alcohol, regret or what
> seems I'm not all that keen on blowing this dude afterall

One more coming

had threesome with wife and ex gf ....

Cont dude

> Chicken out and say 'nah, that's enough, let's do something else'
> feel regret and go to the toilet
> spend a few minutes in there looking at myself in mirror feeling like an idiot for getting so drunk and screwing up like this
> walk back out, they're fucking
> missionary on the floor
> I sit down and watch
> he's holding her down, pounding her hard and they're sucking each others faces
> she is wincing, sounds like she's borderline in pain
> Looks hot AF, ive got a great view of his cock sliding in and out of her
> sit and fap
> its a hot scene watching her get owned but im not in the mood
> Move in and kneel beside them, just put my dick out there, she sucks me
> He's hovering just over this, am wanting him to get involved too
> Pull my dick out and it springs up near his face he pulls back. Oh ok, he's not gonna return the favour
> She gets back on it, sucks my cock again while I fap but...
> can't explain it, I'm just not feeling it anymore
> Realisation that maybe crossing over and him not doing it to me makes me feel like an idiot
> Stand up
> i put my clothes on
> they pay no attention to me
> head to the door
> leave
> 20 mins later nearly home
> walk thru the park a block away from my flat
> sit at the playground. Pull my dick out, it's raging hard
> firmer than its been in ages
> contemplate walking back, but nah too far
> fap myself, there and then, on the kids swing
> really hoping someone comes by, m or f don't care
> I'll offer them whatever they want
> start fantasizing about the dude, cum on the ground
> go home confused

So this happened last year. Its in my wankbank and gets pulled out all the time. Would love to relive the night, would totally do it properly. Do kick myself, sometimes think I should've taken it all the way and gone with whatever was gonna happen. Other times just cringe i did gay.

Lmao nigga u gay

You think I don't lie awake at night going wtf?!?????!!!! I mean I got my dick sucked by a real hot chick that night but everything else makes me wanna an hero. At least I can share with Sup Forums
Half the people reading this are fags and have already done similar anyway, the other half are jealous and wish they were me that night.

Shit happens. It only has meaning if you give it meaning. Go fuck someone else and move on.

What was really throwing you off was that it wasn't two dudes.
You wanted one in your mouth and one in your anus.
Find an appropriate bar and make it happen.
Feels even better with aids.

Alternatively, work on your self esteem, improve your circulation and lift weights. Don't drink so much either. Next time, you fuck the girl and leave the other faggot at the bar by himself.

Ty anons. See this is why we need b. Can't share this shit with our irl friends

damn dude :/ good luck living with that burden

>everyone is a faggot that wants dick in their mouth like i do

Keep thinkin that bruh

Well this is Sup Forums so he probably has a point there

Ok needs more greentext. I have a confused boner right now and I want to explore what that's all about

>foo fighter songs
Good choice. Somewhere out there Dave Grohl is pleased.

Actually wouldn't be surprised if he's reading this right now

It happened. You don't need to find a reason for everything. If it felt good and you weren't hurting yourself or others in the process don't worry about it.

STOP WATCHING PORN

A friend told me he got propositioned in a bar one night. A couple in their 30s asked him if he wanted to go back to their hotel room with them. Said he pretended to think about it because he didn't want to be a cunt, but the answer was always gonna be no. The chick was ok but the dude ave off creepy vibes. Friend reckoned the deal probably would have included his arse being explored. He wasn't down for that. Said thanks but no thanks. Apparently they were pretty persuasive but.

lmaooo naw nigga you aint gay, just bi. its ok, everybodys a lil bit gay, some more than others

Wow. So basically you were their fuck toy and when they were done with you they tossed you to the curb like a used condom.
Seriously, I'd rather not get laid at all then go through that shit. Hell, you had to bust your own nut. What a fucking loser

>Be in long term relationship with very much straight girlfriend
>Have attractive mutual female friend
>The two of them make lesbian jokes for years, including some kisses and joke gropes
>Attractive friend had admitted to being into me (if single then blah, blah, blah) but strangely didn’t impact our relationships.
>Girlfriend was always uninterested in the subject of a threesome.
>Eventually she started to come around to the idea of it was with our friend.
>Girlfriend asked friend if she’d be into it sometime, friend said yes, but I was skeptical it would ever happen.
>Months go by, one night friend is sleeping over on couch with girlfriend and I.
>Friend falls asleep on couch, girlfriend and I still awake on couch watching movie.
>Bring up threesome to girlfriend, expecting her to be not into it. (Thought she was just talking big before)
>Amazed that she is open to it.
>Girlfriend somehow agrees + friend who has agreed in past and wants me = actually gunna happen.
>Girlfriend wakes up friend by kissing her and talking suggestively into her ear.
>I am in disbelief.
>Friend is very sleepy/groggy and rejects girlfriend’s advances...unbelievable disappointment.
>Somehow managed to get my somewhat shy/conservative straight girlfriend to commit to it and yet the horny friend who wanted my dick and was down for a threesome is what went wrong.
>Mega threesome blue balls.
>Threesome never happened, no longer friends with her (not because of this), girlfriend is nowhere near close enough with any other girl to consider threesome ever again.
>Tragedy.

don't be ashamed that's hot af

Damn didn't expect all these (you)s. Thx anons. Appreciate the feedback
Get your point but nah I'm the one that fucked up. Was really feeling this girl and would've had a great time with her if I wasn't so drunk. Couldn't see things getting any better, so decided best to call it a night. I'm 100% certain if I was sober i wouldn't have touched him, and I would've fucked her into next week. Oh well, learnt a lesson that night. Beer and whiskey combo isn't good if you want to hook up