Going to see Star Wars VIII tomorrow

Going to see Star Wars VIII tomorrow.

Spoil it for me, Sup Forums. I will read every message here.

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luke dies

It is soulless.

Darth Vader dies

get a refund OP, the movie makes no sense at all

Space skype

That's been the case since Episode 6.

truth

don't support that jewish feminist garbage, give your money to someone else

literally just watch random scenes from empire and return. same experience

Neat, how?

spoiler: its shit
if you must see it wait for torrent

Han Solo kills Luke

spock dies

it's a terrible film, OP. even outside of being a Star Wars film. it's badly shot, badly edited, badly written, and makes no sense. there's no story at all. it just... exists.

Wrong movie.

He just kind of dies for no real reason.
After force projecting a hologram of himself to the big final battle to buy the girls some time.

goes poof like Yoda

You're saying that the pretty girl with the glowsticks being able to telekenisis stuff doesn't make sense? Really?

Now that you have your stupid out of the way, explain why.

this. he force projects to trick Kylo Rea, and then just... dies. for no reason. he just vanishes like Yoda. it was fucking stupid.

also, Luke looks like a Just For Men commercial or one of those creepy school principles who watch the children a little too long.

It's just fifty minutes of Donnie Yen Cossack dancing with an ad for Ip Man 4 flashing underneath

Would it have been better if they had Space Discord?

There is something a lot of people are missing and that is that these new movies are trying to show us that the try villain isn't the empire, or first order. The real enemies are the aristricrats that are briefly shown on that casino planet. The arms dealers there are the ones that have been perpetuating the wars between the sith and the Jedi for literally thousands of years so the can get rich from selling them just enough weapons to keep fighting.

The mouse owns everything now. There is no one else to give it to.

pointless movie, shitty plot, bad acting, lame FX, resting on the laurels of a movie from 40 years ago.

somebody post the leia webm

It would have been better if they had done anything remotely close to what a star wars film is supposed to be.

So, you're saying it felt disjointed.

As bad as Episode 1?

by far

for all the reasons to hate that shitty awful movie, this is the stupidest and most cringe inducing.

Be warned

Millennials are soulless. That's why they love it so much.

Already got 2 nastygrams from my ISP for that. Need to setup a seed box in a first-world country before I continue.

Dude the sith and the jedi have been around for so long that they predate most civilization. The aristocrats dont control shit about the jedi or sith, they are part of the machine the force users are manipulating around them.

HAHAHAHAHA. omg that was one of the dumbest side quests ever. 20 minutes just to preach to people things they have known since world war 1.

pointless.

Worse than episode one. Only good thing about 8 was the cinematography.

Carrie Fisher does coke and flies.

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Here's a list of some stuff I don't like
1. too much silly shit
2. The casino scene looks straight out of 1920s
3. Luke acts wayyyy too childish
4. The whole movie is a prolonged space battle with giant ass ships and rebels keep coming up with new "last hopes" randomly.
5. Leia becomes marry poppins and flies to a spaceship in space with no explanation

Millennial here. It was a shit movie.

How, by finally falling on him from the sky after his body was ejected by explosion?

>implying autist neckbeard George Lucas had soul

If only, those few lines set up a better movie than what we got.

Neat.

Oh, so it's French?

this is how the rebels win. this is how star wars ends

Literally just got home from the theater. I enjoyed it.
But I haven't taken Star Wars seriously my whole life.
I just like cheesy sci-fi, really.
It's on par with the Farscape movie, just with more money.

Dumbledore dies

That's gayer than doing interior decoration while sucking off men at a glory hole in a truckstop.

He didn't imply that at all you dumb shit. How stupid are you to not have even basic cognitive abilities? He said that particular movie is soulless. And you immediately jump to some conclusion that includes everything star wars.

Holy shit you're stupid. How do you live having access only to that tiny brain of yours? Do you buy your own tendies, or does mom help?

Would have made a better ending. Han solos mutilated corpse rocketing into the atmosphere from the force of the explosion of starkiller base obliterating luke and the temple with yodas ghost sparking a blunt "fucking nuts, that shit was" roll credits.

You already know that Han Solo died in TFA. This time Luke dies. Here's the kicker. Leia who is dead IRL is still alive in TLJ. So they killed off two white male actors that are still alive IRL and kept the IRL dead white womyn alive. Also she somehow developed some crazy force powers even though she didn't train for shit. Like Rey. Basically its feminist bullshit. Recommendation: don't watch.

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Indeed.

>implying star wars is good

The Force doesnt really Awaken

>Pretending he's superior for not understanding the difference between suspension of disbelief and legitimate plot holes

Star War: Social Justice Feminist Win isn't bad, its just not great. It kind of shows that they didn't really have a story before they declared a Trilogy.

So, it's ditney pulling the same shit they pulled with Tron Legacy?

I.E., tron is about freedom of information, yet ditney is all about the mpaa and extending copyright to forever and such.

snape kills dumbledore

Rosebud is his sled from when he was a kid

Is it 'turn your brain off' fun at least?

The marvel movies are just dumb at this point, too, if that's your only gauge.

Star Wars: Epidsode 9 - The force goes back to sleep.

hmm?

wtf happened there? she actually survived that?

walked back into rebel ship like nothing had happened :/

I enjoy the now-dead extended universe stuff, but I see it as it's own 'separate' thing.

Silly, turn-off-brain movies can be fun. Was it at least that?

It sucks

She can't handle a plane ride but the cold empty vacuum of space and a rather large explosion hasn't got shit on this stronk womyn.

Charlie Sheen actually does a good portrayal of a con man in the movie. It's a shame he double-crossed the good guys, but his subtle yet memorable approach of his mannerisms gave a good performance. I hope he will be in the next episode.

Why?

1. Will agree on silly shit, although after watching back V and VI today the amount of humor hasn't changed, just the quality.
2. Casino scene was unneeded and didn't drive the plot other than the 5 seconds of space children and "equality" shit.
3. Watching Yoda in V and VI compared to this, Luke acting as he does isn't complete shit. Again, they tried too hard on humor.
4. Scale of the entire new trilogy is kinda shit. Hope there is a time skip between VIII and IX. Need a reason to kill off Leia and set up a better sequence.
5. Guess it was supposed to show her power? Not a good scene but better than a lot of the shit the prequels threw at us

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Star Wars: Epidsode 10 - The force stays up late playing video games and eating junk food and gets a tummy ache and is tired and cranky the next day

No it was disappointing. Imagine youre going to this really nice steakhouse and they are only serving salad. Then they proceed to villainize you for wanting steak in the first place. Thats the kind of disappointment you can expect from this movie.

why even use ships if the force can propel you at light speed

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Star Wars: Episode 11 - The force Identifies as female

If that had been luke, it woulda made sense.

I always saw leia as very force sensitive, but on the 'humanities' side. She's a damn fine diplomat, a warrior of words, and the force explains why she's superhuman at it.

I'm still gonna see it, of course. Good waste of a day, i figure.

That's what i'm going for, right there. Turn brain off, have fun for a couple hours.

orly?

I wish someone would buy my tendies.

Being an adult kinda sucks sometimes.

You make a good point. People love it for the universe and action, not much the super good story or amazing acting.
I liked the movie, and I also like how they didn't jarjar the fucking bird things. I like how it was two and a half hours, because it made you care just a little more.
If you wanna take anything from this, it's better than the "meh" of 7.

Well, i know there was a huge payout to the mouse when she died. they took out life insurance on her or some such shit.

I assume they wanna play computers with the corpse again, too.

omg, i wish that had been luke, it would have made his death a million times better. instead he dies hidden on a fucking planet, not even on a fight, a dreadnought shoots it from affar.

Neither did he for episodes 1, 2 and 3

He seemed to wing it for ep6 as well.

Underrated

orly?

nowai

why?

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Was it a perfect 5/7, or just like a 3/7?

I still feel remarkably unspoiled.

Sup Forums was never good.

Maybe a 5/7, yeah. It's for people that like action and cheese.

I'm not drawn by 'action' alone, cheese can draw me, depending on the 'style' of it.

Is it self-aware of it's cheese, like episode 4 was?

Like Mad Max. At some points it's a little aware.

Explain.

Like, it keeps cheese balanced with cool and there's twists and you know it makes you feel good at the end because it's a fuckin' Star Wars movie.
It's a beautiful movie, as well. A lot of work was put into the visuals. Some of the stuff they did with sound was interesting, too.
People are being way too hard on Star Wars now just because it's new and Disney.

I fucking hate feminist bullshit as much as the next guy, but is it really so unreasonable that they kill off Luke before Leia? They’re most likely going to kill her in the next one (or in between because they don’t want to pay to resurrect CF) and if they left Luke as the last of the old cast standing it would be way too predictable

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