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Beat you to it again edition.

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>P*pists
Fuck off with your romanist mummery leb cunt

Fantastic edition Aussie lad, God bless the Catholic Church
Bit gay

Is it just us that bang on about WW2 when the topic of the Germans comes up? It doesn't seem like anyone else does it. Do you reckon it's because it's the last time we were really relevant?

fast cat

First

imagine being aroused by poo

Might buy a tub of Ben and Jerry's and downn it all havent had ice cream in a looooong time

>there are people itt who believe that there should be an intermediary between man and god

howling

HOWLING

it was predestined

South Bristol

>I changed my religious loyalty because my king wanted to divorce his wife.

Probably because it's the last actual war we fought and were an island so we don't see enough to Germans to associate them with anything else

Ah yes

>>>/cum/

>white people

remember when this country used to build shit?

youtube.com/watch?v=hRsYIiUxZeQ

now everyone just sits in cubicles on the phone like fucking robots.

Then what was Jesus?

You keep trying to do this, just stop

Professional victims:

Muslims
Jews
Scots
Irish
Women
Poofs
The Obese
Feminists
Scousers
African Americans
Palestinians

off to chat to the ol' head of course, anyone want owt?
even if it is you shouldn't off yourself, it can improve

catholocism > pootestantism

just went into my prossie sister's room to check if the cat was in there and she was wearing my turtleneck looking at a picture of our dead uncle, to make thing's worse the phimosis is playing up again

It makes us sound like tards when we keep bringing up shit from 70 years ago when everyone else has moved on.

>Be catholic
>Wipe the priest's salty cum from my pink, boyish lips, sob at home in bedroom
>Go to church on sunday
>Confess to same priest, he forgives me
>Die
>Go to hell

...

doing a (me)

At what point in your life did you stop dating white women?

superb post

...

Lovely

there are more black versions of this than white per capita in the 'ates

a man

'sticles scan was clear lads, no ball cancer for me

AYO DAE WERENT REAL MUSLIMS MANE WE'RE PEACEFUL N SHIET DA WHITE KUFFAR PROVOKED US

WE WUZ ALGEBRA N SCIENCE N CIVILISATION N MUH GOLDEN AGE N SHIEEET BUT THEN DEM MONGOL KUFFARS SACKED BAGHDAD

you improved upon my post from yesterday so I'll let you have it

>no Moto Razr
>no LG Chocolate
poor list

>Be a Protestant
>invite over hordes of unwashed islamists
>let them fuck your little girls to death
>ask them for forgiveness
>they bomb you instead
>die
>go to hell

They support glorified fetish marriage through?

what an incredible post

bellend absolutely reeks of Skips flavoured smeg

don't get what he's talking about with the women's rights

gf having an afternoon snack

Not racist, just don't have a preference for dark skin

Simple as

>hospitals
Literally invented by the Crusaders

Reminder he hasn't done a swipe down selfie for a few days

Ah yes le ebin Romanist pope fuckers would never stand for such antics

>The whole world vs Anglos

it feels smug to be an islamophile rorke
I read these comments and feel no provocation at all

/brit/ is a right-wing echo chamber

haha monkeys really love bananas x

>Not racist, just don't have a preference for dark skin

>Simple as

can't fathom what thought process makes girls able to suck a knob, but I'm glad they have it

would feel properly daft doing it myself

She read but didn't reply lads

makes me uncomfortable that you can make a post somewhere on the internet and elsewhere someone will see it and repost it to a different site and they'll all be laughing at your stupidity.

We need to shut this down. Vote Tory.

Francis is a Jesuit and thus, not a Catholic. He's a good lad on other issues though, bit of a mixed bag

kafkaesque picture

How can you vote Tory while knowing that Theresa May is an unashamed bold faced liar regarding policies who lied about calling an election which was only called because she thought it would increase her bargaining position after a facile win?

sandniggers, I...

here's the story of Rhodesia
a land both fair and great

Lived for 2 years in a muslim country and can confirm that everyone I met was pleasant and didn't hate me for being a white Westerner. They also drank a lot.

>He's my pope and spiritual liege until it's inconvenient for me

>facile

no, i am not your mate, m8
no. i am not your la, la

John McCain is evil

Feel a bit sorry for me da. He's been trying to learn to play guitar for like 5 years but he can still barely play any simple songs. Hasn't got a musical bone in his body. Yet, he gets enjoyment out of it so I can't shit on him too much. At least he has a hobby unlike me

He's still my Pope and I'll heed every piece of advice he has to offer, but I am not expected to agree with the man on everything

He will defeat the Jews.

didn't know tim had a son haha

1 rouble has been deposited into your account!

on the 11th of november
an independent state

>normoids who go on weekend holidays

Dunno how they can be arsed. Mum is just back from a weekend at Centre Parcs®; she went on the Friday, home today. That's several hundred quid, several hours driving for what amounts to little more than 2 whole days in a lodge.

Even worse for people who fly to their destinations. No idea how these people can get comfy when they're away for 2 fucking days.

IMAGINE my shock upon learning that the Grauniad wasn't quite as batty when I was smol

all of you hating on Francis have probably not read a single thing by him or listened to him talk beyond media soundbytes
I found his Laudato Si to be good if a bit socialist

BECAUSE I REALLY WANT WANT THE RAILWAYS TO STAY PRIVATE REEEEEEEE THE PAKIS THE POLES REEEEEEEEE *shits my nappy*

>other religion

Wait, I thought we're always being told that Labour have the muslim/sikh/hindu vote? They only managed 3rd place.

ahahaha waheyy!!!!

Enjoy that cognitive dissonance, bootlicking heretic

youtube.com/watch?v=Vms_6_TSQuc

*bends over and shakes my arse in your face*

good post

Jews vote heavily Conservative in the UK

THIS
Don't understand why Sup Forums love the tories when they're supposed to hate kikes

Corbyn truly will drain the swamp

its all true though...

>Protestant calling anyone a heretic
Your arsepain brings nothing but joy

a short break in a B&B is perfectly fine

if you're going properly abroad though I hate spending less than a fortnight.

wrong

good post

*taps your tailbone with a hammer, shattering and causing you to lose control of your lower body*

*a torrent of shite suddenly drops out of your loosened anus*

oi runtos, dinners ready...

Sikhs and Hindus love the country too much to vote for its destruction

Thinking about moving to Britain (Ireland).

Doing a think 'la

...

>going on a staycation

Why bother? I'll never understand this when you fly to probably 20 or so countries cheaper than it costs to go to some shithole caravan park and it'll probably be cheaper once you get to most of them.

>Yet, he gets enjoyment out of it
its the concentration on the movement of the fingers, it allows the mind to be without thought. gives the old conciousness a rest whilst awake. i file rusty old metal tools back to new from scratch by hand for the same reason, keeps the old brain healthy and its a hobby regardless of how pointless it may seem to others.

Found a description of you fags

>Let me tell you about your cunt

Mummy May loves pakis

ahahahahahhahahahahahaahhaaha

good posts itt:

list of people who were infallible:
Jesus
Gautama Buddha
every Pope in the line of St Peter.