Day 109 of No Fap

>Day 109 of No Fap

my best was 2 days so far

Maxilian dood!

Day 7091 for me my Christian brethren!

Apply yourself next time

Yes indeed it is

H... How?

Prove it; show your testicles

THROUGH THE POWER OF GOD, CAN I GET A AMEN?!

No that's gay

AMEN

>I don't understand how balls work

You need to fap... You're starting to look like Nickelback.

No fap is great, just lost my 2 years streak and trying to start a new one.

I don't know what that is supposed to mean, but I can't fap... my goal hasn't been met.

Why would you start a new one after not fapping for that long?

Cool. I'm going to tap now

I just broke my 36 hour streak and had a huge cum blast

Will I have a huge cum blast when it finally ends?

¿What's exactlly your goal?

Why would you? Your body isn't over producing because you're not expelling it.

Finding a new high-quality pic of my favourite fetish

>Why would you?
Same reason you would?

If you get cancer and die in 6 months you'll feel stupid for missing out on so many orgasms

If I get cancer and die in 6 months I'll feel stupid for missing a lot of things...

Best I did was 3 weeks. Ended up focusing better and nailing a job interview.

Nice, user! How'd it go?

i havent done it for 5 days now, purely because my entire sex drive randomly died.

its annoying, i look at girls and feel nothing. i want to fap to hentai but my dick is proving yet again that its in control of my life

Maybe you could try looking at different fetishes to see which do it for.

*for you

Implying eyaculate is an orgasm

Whats your fetish

No bully... right?

Okay... it's hyperscat.

nah its all the same. Ive been on porn websites and ive trying looking for different shit and none of it does anything for me right now

usually i watch blowjob/facial kinda stuff, but yeah. im not into asians and shit. i dunno.

Cutting your hair would do a lot for you.

Octoboy is for you

>mostly gay pedo stuff
Nope

You have sound like you haven't even tried to look deeper. You tried furry porn?

That's not me, kek.

>not getting off to gay pedo hyperscat
What the fuck is wrong with you

Hey max why the fuck do u use a smurf account to play SFV u fucking fraud.

No way its max otherwise show me benny wit timestamp u faggot masher.

but of course

i have TONS of hentai of all different types. i prefer it over 3dpd porn and even that does nothing for me.

i think i may be ascending friends. either that or i have evolved to live in the friendzone.

...

You're flat lining, happens sometimes with no fap.
Go increase your testosterone through another means, do push ups like 3 times a week if you aren't willing to go the the gym.
Watch porn, you don't need to do anything, but seeing sex increases your testosterone.
Get some good fats in your diet and maybe zinc supliments

Uh... I like women and I like them to be adults?

Do you serious think I'm Max for using a reaction image?

>elf ears on shark
RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What about... weirder fetishes? Like mine.

i also like watching animals eat other animals whole while theyre still alive. its a shit fetish to have i guess, most girls get really apprehensive when i tell them. whatever.

This is how i know you're a shitty max fan.

>Put out decent 5/10 bait
>Faggot user takes the bait mashes DP
>DP whiffs
>Crush Counter Reply

Shiggy diggy

Why would you tell them that? And do you just mean vore or do you mean IRL too?

Whut?

both. i told my ex and she went along with it, that was fun. she let me play with her mouth in public and stuff.

the other 2 thought i was some kind of animal abuser and that i just liked watching animals suffer.

i only tell them because i dont like having to hide shit in relationships. id rather they know and not like it than keep it a secret and be all awkward about it.

>and that i just liked watching animals suffer.
Technically speaking, they're right.

I wouldn't ever tell a girlfriend my fetishes. Not even the tamest one.

well i can tolerate being alone, so if i tell them and they fuck off then so be it. ill go play some more rust.

Okay, you do that then. Thanks for stopping by my thread, user.

Day 110 now

i can never last past 2 weeks

Ive never felt a benefit anyway
enlighten me?

>enlighten me?
There really isn't much benefit to be honest. I only did it because I was fapping too often (like, daily). I wish I could fap now but I'm sticking with my terms.

then why bother abstaining?

Because, like I said, I was fapping daily (sometimes twice a day) and decided to do No Fap September as a way to take a break from it. Then I decided I didn't want to end no fap over any old pic and decided to wait until a new high quality pic of my main fetish was drawn. And now it's December.