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Anglo Literature edition.

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How fucking old are you just tell your mum to turn the adult filter off or move out.

awoo

>sorry lads, i don't think Sup Forums's existence is as important as the fact that labour would demilitarise us, open our borders to the world and break bread with terrorists

Hitler

might vote UKIP even if they're a dead party

don't really want a mass surveillance totalitarian or a crypto-communist as leader

BIG MOTHER IS WATCHING YOU

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the tories will not ban an anime image board

>33,000 views
>#1 on trending
ah yes, the ol' (((tube)))

Shan't be reading any non-British posts in this thread

I can't think of a way to ask her to do it that will make it sound like I need it turned off for anything other than porn reasons.

>not just voting UKIP for their flawless manifesto

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may is an idiot and doesn't know how the internet works

>moving out just to browse Sup Forums via the home internet
What?

South Bristol

Is this another one of those gimmicks to trick gullible tourists???

>millions
rorkes actually believe this lol

le reddit army is here

and people want to keep her in charge

mental

your imagination must be terrible. just say its blocked other adult non-porn sites that you use. she wont fucking care.

and anyway, she already knows you wank to porn. what kind of healthy male doesn't?

in a coma for few years?

why the fuck is the adult filter on anyway? so your dad can't watch porn when she's out?

is it gay to walk around your flat in long johns? cba to put on trousers before i leave my room every time

This man intentionally made himself look like a terrorist. To the point that the police had to search him before he was allowed to film that. They are normalising terror and everyone is clapping and cheering as they do so.

websites may might ban:

>a lot of Islamic ones
>Stormfront
>Daily Stormer
>Russian fake news sites

Sup Forums? extreme doubt. if i'm wrong, feel free to tell me you told me so. but i'm pretty sure we'll still be posting here five years into the next Tory government.

>what kind of healthy male doesn't?
A strong, Christian one

>millions are raping them even though most are women and children and old people
ok lol

>None of your "mocking" statement was incorrect. All of it was fact. Strange attempt at a discouraging argument.

Government mandates that all ISPs turn on content filters by default. You have to actively opt-out.

Such is life in modern day Britain.

its only gay if you get aroused by the idea of men seeing you wearing them.

the chon has more use than a lot of people realize imotbh

Professional twats:
Rorkes

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Welcome back lad. Glad you survived whatever knocked you out back in 2013

no

>most are women and children and old people
prove it please

Sup Forums has more users and is more influential than stormfront. It's pretty likely that Sup Forums would get banned

they unironically would

they already banned the production of face sitting, squirting, spanking and other vanilla as fuck porn production, so why would they keep the scary hotbed of paedos, racists, hackers and murders known as Sup Forums?

this isn't true (most are men) but there's about 2-3 million refugees arriving, not illegal immigrants
illegal immigrants get deported ;)

wanking to this as we speak

Wrong.

if Sup Forums gets banned then reddit does too

would be alright with that

is this guy's job really to sign for bbc all day? lmoa what a wanker

there is nothing about banning porn or sites like Sup Forums in the tory manifesto

>they banned face sitting
will NEVER forgive them for this one

>supporting censorship of any kind

you're a dumb twat

look at the demographics

>not illegal
The second they move past the first safe European country they arrived in, they stop being refugees and become illegal immigrants.

nonce

then provide them to support your assertion.

reddit will be banned except for select approved sub reddits

can anyone here who speaks dutch translate:
"In Nederland kies je je partner zelf"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_blocking_in_the_United_Kingdom#ISP_Default_network_blocking
>Internet customers in the UK are prohibited from accessing a range of web sites by default, because they have their Internet access filtered by their ISPs. The filtering program has applied to new ISP customers since the end of 2013, and has been extended to existing users on a rolling basis. A voluntary code of practice agreed by all four major ISPs[48] means that customers have to 'opt out' of the ISP filtering to gain access to the blocked content.[49]

Wow that was easy. Don't ever reply to one of my posts again you mindless peon. You're not on my level.

the dublin regulation is no longer in effect

because one is a discussion board and one is pornography

bit gay

google.co.uk/amp/amp.timeinc.net/time/4122186/syrian-refugees-donald-trump-young-men/?source=dam

>civil war in UK forcing millions from their homes
>Ireland, France and Netherlands all nearby with no war and all have similar cultures to the UK.
>millions decide to walk to Egypt instead which in this hypothetical scenario isn't a shit-hole

does that make sense to you?

hate: sheeds, blacks, gays, women
love: england, wetherspoons, millwall

want to spunk on your tummy x

In the Netherlands, choose your partner yourself

>Contrary to what is often stated, under the Dublin III Regulations, there are no obligations stated for asylum seekers themselves, and in particular no direct obligation for them to apply for asylum in the first EU country they entered.

why do you have no idea what you're talking about?

post bum x

*discussion board known for sharing pornography, extremist ideas, and other criminal activities

I'd nosh your nob

like jerking off to gay public hook-up vids like in cars and shit even tho im 100% straight

oh lol
some political party had it on a poster of a white fella kissing a woman in a hijab and it's made extremists angry apparently

FUCKING hot

it would make sense if Ireland, France, and the Netherlands were oppressive shit holes and barely had enough money to keep their own citizens warm and fed

>jerking off
fuck off yank

>he didn't have Internet until AFTER 2013
HOWLING

Except it is. Merkel chooses not to enforce it. Because she is a criminal.

good lads

>like jerking off to gay public hook-up vids like in cars and shit even tho im 100% straight

wewwww more x

good night /brit/

8 solemn hours until the toil begins

Rorke keeps saying the euro and EU is a failing project. So when is it actually going to collapse?

the manifesto focuses on the government controlling what is shared, redirected, and posted online

if you're a spazz who can't see how that would affect sites like Sup Forums, streaming/torrenting, and porn then you're cretin tbqhwy

>barely had enough money to keep their own citizens warm and fed
yeah those arab states are going through some tough times aren't they mate

oh okay x

They're under no obligation. They stop being refugees if they don't though. You should go back to wanking off pakis.

sylveon is great gf material unlike materialistic white women

ah yes the british serf is going to vote against his own interests

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chatting with the 51 year old japanese milf I met on niggerpals. very comfy

had an ephiany about life lads.

I have a friend who hires a £200 PT at his gym. he goes to an expensive gym near his house to use the machines and follow his PT's instructions. He eats ready-food eg uncle bens rice, M&S ready meals etc etc

I by contrast learnt about exercise and lifting from reading books and information about it, I also made 2 excel sheets to track progress. I travel 2 miles to go to a cheaper gym than the nearest one to me, because its also better for strength training. I also force myself to eat porrdige, mackarel/sardines/sprats and rice/chicken/veg every day and track my nutrition on cronometer.

I just realised a weird sort of irony about all of this. My friend opts for convenience, he goes to gym, doesn't think about what he's doing just pays money and fits it into his working life so he feels healthy.

I on the otherhand, reject convenience so that I feel I've done a proper job of it. This entails me awkardly eating porridge at work, trying to eat sardines when I know I'll have no social interraction (because of the odour), spending my freetime reading about lifting or nutrition or cooking big meals. work hampers my ability to lift, but i press on and try to work around it. I lift at 6 in the morning, i take food to work, i try my hardest to simultaneously do a complete job of lifting and working, refusing to cut corners or pay for someone to do part of the job for me.

I think my friend has basically come to terms with work and I haven't. he accepts that you can't do both, so he pays a lot of money so he can at least feel healthy. i am deluded, i foolishly think you can work and develop yourself in meaningful ways simultaneously, even though its an awkward balancing act.

made me think

>telling flat out lies

see
try and keep up mate ;)

no, they're not refugees until they've been granted asylum by the country in which they've applied lad. They're asylum seekers up until that point, and they are allowed to apply for asylum anywhere. Please get your facts straight, it's sad to see the right wing so poorly misinformed

>Why yes I'll vote for the tories
>isn't rich
why do this?

you're perfect xx

Imagine a world without you

youtube.com/watch?v=4iXx96DVHX8

shall not be reading this post any time soon

lots of benders on tonight
*goes to the shed to retrieve my shovel*

why's there so many gays in /brit/ right now

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thanks :3

things were simpler a year ago

desuarchive.org/int/thread/61216312/

>>he didn't have Internet until AFTER 2013

See: :
>and has been extended to existing users on a rolling basis.

Seriously do not reply to my posts. Your small crustacean brain is not up to the task of comprehending them.

now WITHOUT pants please hun x