How to be a Japanese citizen in the shortest way?

How to be a Japanese citizen in the shortest way?

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dubbed anime is good. also Rosetta stone

sorry I'm an Asian

Probably by being born there

Good fucking luck.

resources.realestate.co.jp/news/getting-permanent-residence-in-japan-new-rules-announced/

make really tiny steps and bow your head saying "s-sumimasen" every 2 seconds

kill your self and hope to be reborn as japanese
not recommended though

>first, take flying lessons
>while you're taking lessons, work hard and make enough money to buy your own small craft
>find a large shipping harbor populated by brave Americans
>fly your plane into the biggest, coolest boat
Now you are rike a japanese-sempai!

The shortest way? Japs are already really short but you want to be shorter?

Kill yourself
Reincarnate as Naruto
Stop being a fucking weeb
Repeat step 1

no
cause there's a high probability to be born in Africa as a nigger or born as a chink

kek

this is useful
thx

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Becoming an official Japanese citizen can take months to years, even if you marry a Japanese woman you still aren't an official citizen.
You can't have equal citizenship in Japan, once becoming a citizen you will no longer be American or Canadian or whatever.

This is now a Hot Asian thread.

moar!!!!!

>hot
>asian

GTFO

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