ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH

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not fbi bread

I'm married but I go to massage parlors for hand jobs and stuff. Feel so bad after. I know these old Asian ladies are forced to do it. But I can't stop. I also know I'm going to get caught sooner or later

bmpz

I like cheesy pizzas

I like pineapple pizza

they can move back to chinkastan if they dont llike it here

reported you disgusting inbred pizza destroyer

oh no

OH NO

jk hawaiian is pretty good. sometimes i like it with cherries.

sometimes i bump threads

Sometimes I feel like I missed out on a lot in college because I met my girlfriend in freshman orientation and I've never kissed or had sex with anyone else.

and sometimes I bump other things

You mother fucker, you.

If I lost my virginity, I would be dead already

I have regular Sex with my sister since 5 years

my gf taught my niece, who just turned 11, how to shave her pussy

been fapping to a vid of my neighbor giving head to her bf...

Just how much bush was your niece sporting for that to be necessary?

when i was in1st grade my mom couldn't pick me up after school. my first cousin and her boyfriend at the time were roughly 18 years old. i lived in nyc and my cousin lived in nj so we took the trip. all i remember is me and my cousin being naked in her shower alone and she had a cup collecting piss while she was next to me. and she showered me with it along with the normal shower water.
must be why im such a perv today.
pic not related.

I know what my dad's balls taste like.

My gf has just showed her daughter how to do this properly because she tried to do it secretly by herself and made a right fucking hash of it.

I suck strange men's cocks.

she keeps it trimmed pretty short so it's not really necessary but now she knows how to do it if she wants to which she will probably do at least when she wears a swimsuit/bikini.

yeah it can be tricky the 1st few times, it's not easy as shaving legs

I administered my Aunts Estate. I told everyone she was penniless and lived in a rented house. She owned her house and was rich. I kept every penny.

how old

12.

I am at an airbnb with a female host laying completely naked in bed. How can I get her to enter the bedroom?

have u seen her shaved pussy? ive seen my niece's quite a few times

Ive been enrolled in college for 7 years and havent attended a single class. Managed to get an associates degree tho and only like 20 credits from a bachelors but I only have a 2.0

Yeah we live together so we're all in each other's pockets. Not much privacy in our house tbh. I've seen it on a few occasions.

Slept with the wife of a friend of mine several times...

fapped before

i fucked my brothers wife while we were on a skiing vacation together.

I've lost a bunch of weight since I got married. I was able to put on my wife's wedding dress and I loved it.

Sometimes i want to kill myself, other days i feel like i'm on the top of the world.

I have almost 1 month without a cellphone, i don't get out of the house, i don't talk to anyone else but my family, sometimes i don't give a fuck about other people, other times i wonder if i should do something about it.

its normal dont feel bad, and dont no matter how bad you feel tell your wife

Kek. I bet you looked lovely mate.

was drunk ate out a dirty asian hooker, next morning made out with my fiance

In college fixed a laptop for a guy in my class. I was Lesley, he was AIB art school. He used our mutual friends as models. Lots of pictures. Stole them off his comp and spread them around the internet. Still jerk off to them.

Can’t stop perving over my younger half sister. It’s sending me crazy

I can't either

Posted this in another thread but here goes: My wife's niece has been hitting on me since she was 16, kept saying stuff like she loves older white guys with fast cars like me and always flirting and shit. I would pick her up at her place and take her to our house and the mall etc. She keeps flirting every time and I tell her I don't like it, IRL it makes me hard as diamonds every time. Fast forward to a few months ago she's still doing it and I say I'm flattered but she isn't even 18 and I'm married. 2 more weeks go by and she gets dropped off by her friend to hang with her aunt/my wife. Wearing short, slutty skirt and a crop top, they hang out for a while and she asks for a ride home, grab my keys and hop in the car with her. Just after we leave the neighborhood she pulls up her top and practically screams "I'M 18!!" She has nice tits and I get an eyeful before telling her I can't. She grabs my dick which is carved out of stone at this point and asks if I like blow jobs cause all the boys she knows do. I say yes but only if you swallow (figured that would be a deal killer for her) she says she loves it and unzips my pants and starts sucking! I can tell shit has gone to far but figure its too late so I find a spot to pull over and slide my seat back while she just sucks away like a champ. Tell her to play with her pussy while she blows me and she just goes to town on herself. I get close to cumming and tell her that I am going to blow but she better swallow it all. I let loose in her mouth and hold her head in place till I'm empty and she just swallows every drop like a good girl. She sits up and lets out a cute little burp and laughs. Drive her home and every time since then I pick her up and she blows me on the way from and to her place. I haven't fucked her yet but probably will soon and since I had a vasectomy I can just bust loads inside her without worry.
Kind of awkward cause most of the time after I get back my wife is either giving me head or wants to fuck.

No, I did not. I'm still hairy as all hell, I looked like a sausage with the casing about to rip, even after significant weight loss in still a tall guy with a broad chest... There is just no redeeming qualities of me in a dress. I look horrible in a dress but dammed if I don't love putting one on.

I have 20 years old and my lover have 38 years old, and his husband is friend of my dad

Haha yours or mine?

Both

In what context specifically have you seen her pussy..?

Let’s see yours

I have sex in the missionary position
with the only purpose of reproduction

I get hyper aroused around men in uniform and I don't understand why

wanted to kill myself since 14 years back, only reason im still alive is that i want to make sure my little sister has a brother her whole life. So basicly i simply live for my sister

I bought 0,4 btc 6 month agi, made 3,4btc thoughout trading altcoins. If I manage to gain 10btc I will live the dream. Heroin addicted on hawaii.

If I'm alone in my car driving anywhere there is a >95% chance I'm masturbating. Hands down my pants or skirt, over my panties, rubbing flicking with my middle finger. Usually to the beat of the song on the radio. It's an absent minded thing so I've never cum but I usually get wet.

Is she hot? Post creep

Bullshit, no females use Sup Forums

I'm a 28 year old teacher and I fuck a student.

storytime

Lurk moar.

I seek depressed girls and make them hurt themselves even more. Finish by dumping them when I get bored.

I often cum in my stepdaughter's panties (pic related, before), and recently i purchased a spycam and i'm waiting for an opportunity to plant it in her room while she's in the shower.

I played Doki Doki Literature club and it's going to haunt me because it played on my biggest fear but she shall never know even though I live with her

she sounds like she does

Yeah. I've heard that before. You'd be surprised who comes here, user. I saw a 70 yo who posted here with timestamp once.

My wife keeps dropping hints about wanting to try the open relationship thing. I fear that she'd have dicks flying at her left and right while I'd be sitting there with no luck. Told her Id be down to try threesomes and couple swap to ease into it. Been together for 10 years and am now 30. It'd be hard to try and get back into the game, i just dont know

I fantasize every day about how i would abuse the hot girls i see.

> be me 28 year old male
> Meet qt at local hockey game thinking 18-19
>Exchange snap chat info because she didn't want number (ok I guess)
>Talk lots on Skype and snap throughout the day
>Then she starts getting sexual just talking at first but then full on touching herself on Skype audio chat.
>Thinking this is awesome to find a girl like this is my small town!
>I say why just talk over phone when we can go out.
>She says can't because parents.... (Oh no)
>I say what do you mean?
> then she tells me she's 15 turning 16 next week (16 is age of consent in Canada)
>I now have no clue what to do or how to feel.
>Mfw

HS teacher. I creep on my students daily. Try to look up skirts while walking stairs, look down tops while they're working. They're so slutty and hot

Wanna fuck my stepdaughter, not old enough yet ..sleep in same bed tho;) ...she always gets too affectionate ..innocently ..I may perceive it wrong tho...I’m probably just messed up in the head...

are you taking pics at the same time?

I wear a chastity cage and butt plug to work.

I showered with a 8yo girl earlier today

greentext this
are you a kindergarten tacher?

Have any creepshots to prove?

Most HS girls nowadays get wet just teasing men like this you know

Same with me. Except my wife (because she's so damn interested in everything in life being 'fair') would probably stop fucking while the guy was in mis stroke to make sure I was getting some for me. But I'm not into it so she quit hinting.

pics please
both her and 9yo's niece
remove exif and face and it's ok

Your wife is already cheating on you. She will not stop. Divorce now.

She walks around half naked mate, I see it every few days.

Same here with my 14 yo stepdaughter, it's so hot

I'm a HS teacher too. Shitty job but the amount of chicks I get to see kind of worth it.

No pics. I want to keep my job

I'll bet they do

I've done my fair share of vandalism in my youth.

Same here, i have kids. I constantly cheat and make my own porn with lots of women and have it all in my HD.

I am 21 years old & I met this older lady (39 yrs) in a Jokeroom on Facebook, anyways we decided to go to a hotel and we had hit the town for a couple of nights.

Are u latino? Thats a santeria. Typical witchcraft used by lots of caribean hispanix cultures...

Yeah it is to be honest. Never know where to look. Thought she'd be more shy around me when I moved in seeing as she's not my kid.

I tried to fuck a hedgehog when i was 11

Used to jerk off in the freshly washed panties in the laundry room in my dorm back in college

Details please

Secret number 4.

> be 16
> little sister is 11

> tell sister we are going to play doctor
> bend her over my bed and stick it in.

> thrust a few times and cum all over her ass

Sophie. Filthy name 2

Mine has been getting a little bit more reserved while growing up, but she still changes with her door open, and she's still as cudly. And she likes me to scratch her back, always asking me to go under her bra. Plus she has the body of a 18 yo.

A few days ago she was cold when getting ouyt of bed, she cuddled me and put her hands on my chest under my shirt to warm then. She was wearing a really short pajama bottom and a really thin pajama top, with a large cleaveage, no underwear. I started to get hard

Well, it's an alias , tbh

This is going in my "best of secrets threads" journal, along with the guy who gave a blowjob to the local dog catcher.

>two years ago
>be me, new at that school
>get the "horror" 6th grade class because fuck the new one
>I teach a language and history, so I got 7 hours a week with them
>most of them are completely underbred
>cute little girl, lets name her Jessica in front row
>dark blond hair, hazel eyes, evolving body
>only one thats kind of interested in anything else than playing FIFA or Call of Duty
>always sitting alone reading during breaks
>talk to her a few times when others are gone, because she seems lonely
>her mom is alone, they have no money at all, so she could barely buy new books
>she is so thankful and sweet, tells me how much she likes class
>tell her I really needed to hear that
>she smiles at me
>awkward moment, decide to leave room

>cont.

Wait... And fuck away

Her age?

> last three secret threads
> banned each time for sharing
> tfw you cannot have a good secret thread