IMMA NEED TO EAT THOSE FUCKIN HAMS IN MY KITCHEN

IMMA NEED TO EAT THOSE FUCKIN HAMS IN MY KITCHEN
IMMA NEED TO EAT THOSE FUCKIN HAMS

NOW IF I EAT THIS TACO
AND IT AINT HAD NO SALSA
BUT IT HAD AVOCADO
DOES THAT MAKE IT A TACO

ALL OF THE LIGHTS IN THE FRIDGE

kanye.. easy on the croissants

GOD SHOW ME THE STEAK BECAUSE THE DEVILS MAKING VEGAN CHOW

HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS

No man should have all that flour

300 BAGELS
WHERE THE DONUTS?

cheesy season approachin

THE BEST TYPE OF BURGERS ARE BURGERS THAT DON'T TASTE LIKE BURGERS

wait...

Them french fries had a plan.

I DRINK A BOOST FOR BREAKFAST AN ENSURE FOR DESERT
SOMEBODY ORDER PANCAKES I JUST SIP THE SIZZURP

I FEEL IT FADE
*shit plops on toilet*

I gotta testify
Come up in the spot lookin' for extra fries

but that that that that don't fill me
it only gives me hunger

BIG NIGGA SEASON APPROACHIN FUCK WHATEVER Y'ALL BEEN EATIN

fore the die i die
immaa eat the pie

i need you to hurry up now
cause i just placed my order

AWESOME THE FISH AND MCRIB BACK IN STORES
DAMN THEY DONT MAKE EM LIKE THIS ANYMORE

I PUT THAT PANINI IN MY ESOPHAGUS

My Aunt Pam can't put them hamburgers down
So now my little cousin eating them hamburgers now
His job try to claim that he too obese-ish now
Is it cause his body thiccer than elephant now
I can't figure it out, I'm sick of it now

Underrated post.

Please baby have more pizzas in L.A

WHO WILL STIRFRY IN AMERICA?
WHO WILL STIRFRY IN AMERICA?
WHO WILL STIRFRY IN AMERICA?
WHO WILL STIRFRY IN AMERICA?

EAT NO SALAD
ALL DESSERT

i'll ask cause i'm not sure
you think you gonna finish that or eat anymore?

MY FRIEND SHOWED ME PICTURE OF HIS KIDS
ALL I COULD SHOW HIM WAS PICTURES OF MY RIBS
HE SAID HIS DAUGHTER GOT A BRAND NEW REPORT CARD
AND ALL I GOT WAS BRAND NEW STOVE NOW

I'm eating' in that 21st century
adding some lean cuisine to it
Eating it better than anybody you ever seen eat it
Cheese from the bakery, got a nice zing to it
No one microwave should have all that power
The clock's ticking', I just count the hours
Stop nibbling', I'm eating every hour
(21st century schizoid man)
The systems broken, the schools closed, the papa johns open
We ain't got nothing' to eat, ma' fucka', we going
Huh? Ma'fucka', we going

>The systems broken, the schools closed, the papa johns open
holy kek

Man I promise.
I'm so self-conscious

Excuse me, was you saying something?
UH UHHHH, IM GONNA EAT THESE MUFFINS!!

>Kanye just has to eat the muffins twice
Pottery

>deleted post
what did he mean by this?

CHURROS IN THE HOUSE, STUFF MY MOUTH

I am a croissant.

>what did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?

LA LA LA LA, WAIT TILL I GET MY THUNDER THIGHS

I keep it 300lbs, like the romans

Second fillings just to get by
Stack your pizzas til' they get sky high

...

I'M BOUT TO WILD THE FUCK OUT
I'M GOIN' TO THE BUFFET
I KNOW THAT DUMPLINGS AIN'T FREE

WHAT YOU DOING IN ARBY'S ON A THURSDAY

EATIN FOOD, YOU WOULDA THOUGHT I HAD HELP
BUT I WASN'T SATISFIED UNLESS I ATE COTTON CANDY MYSELF
YOU SEE IT'S THIN NIGGA RACISM, THAT'S THAT "PLEASE EAT SOME MORE"
AND IT'S FAT NIGGA RACISM, THAT'S THAT "YOU SHOULDN'T BE EATIN' NO MORE"
WHAT YOU WANT? A BURGER, FRIES, SOME PLANTAINS?
ALL YOU FATS WANT ALL THE SAME THANGS

IM SO SELF-CONSCIOUS, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING IN IHOP

>Kanye's going to drop his 'MM FOOD' album soon
hype

I EAT MCDONALD'S ON A TOUR BUS
I EAT MCDONALD'S ON A PRIVATE JET
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, I'M LOVIN' IT

FUCKING keek

mcdonald’s man
mcdonald’s man
the french fries had a plan
the french fries had a plan
the salad bar and the ketchup made a band
cus the french fries had a plan
the french fries had a plan
mcdonald’s man
mcdonald’s
I know them french fries have a plan
I know them french fries have a plan
the cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band
to overthrow the french fries plan
I always knew them french fries was evil man
smelling all good and shit
I don’t trust no food that smells that good man
I don’t trust it
I just can’t
mcdonald’s man
mcdonald’s man
mcdonald’s, man
them french fries look good tho
I knew the diet coke was jealous of the fries
I knew the mcnuggets was jealous of the fries
even the mcrib was jealous of the fries
I could see it through his artificial meat eyes
and he only be there some of the time
everybody was jealous of them french fries
except for that one special guy
that smooth apple pie.
>tfw he tried to warn us

...

Baby I made a flan, I ate it straight the pan

TURN UP THE LIGHTS IN HERE BABY

EXTRA FRIES I WANT YOU TO SEE THIS

THAT THAT THAT THAT DON'T FILL ME
IT CAN ONLY HUNGRIER

hey it my post. i am humbled

NOW IM JUST FOUR FIVE HELPINGS FROM DYING

I MISS THE OLD KANYE, NOT SO MANY ROLLS KANYE

I HATE THE NEW KANYE, THE ATE ALL THE FOOD KANYE TAKES UP THE WHOLE VIEW KANYE, THE "BRING ME THE MENU" KANYE

Jesus christ, my sides

best ITT

I'M EXHAUSTED, BARELY BREATHING

wtf is that hopsin's face??

ye really needs to follow his workout plan...

EAT YO SALAD NO DESSERT

ITT: Weird Al

NO MAN SHOULD HAVE THAT BATTER.

Bring up the fries in here baby, extra large I want ya'll to eat this

bring up the fries in here baby, you know what you need, want you to eat everything
want you to eat all of the fries

Fast-food, drive thrus
all of the fries
all of the fries

DID THE MAN WHO INVENTED FAST FOOD GO TO FAST FOOD

MMMM, OFAY DEM.

I hate that image so fucking much

Y

Funniest Sup Forums thread in long time

this

I GOT
THINGS TO EAT, TH-THINGS TO EAT
I GOT
THINGS TO EAT, TH-THINGS TO EAT

does fat kanye mean his musics better? also hes probably fat off the coctail of drugs the kardashian doctors have him on after his psychosis breakdown.

He's not fat. Well, not fatter than he already was.

what? hes fatter than that pic. hes the fattest hes ever been now.

WHO WILL EAT FRIES IN AMERICA
WHO WILL EAT FRIES IN AMERICA
WHO WILL EAT FRIES IN AMERICA
WHO WILL EAT FRIES IN AMERICA

if the artist is too fat then it holds the music back. You can hear another layer of fat in the music holding it back just like the real person.

WHO WILL GO DINE IN AMERICA
WHO WILL GO DINE IN AMERICA
WHO WILL GO DINE IN AMERICA
WHO WILL GO DINE IN AMERICA

It's photoshopped poorly and looks like it thinks it just dropped the greatest roast of all time.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*huff huff huff*
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
*huff huff huff*

>I WASNT SATISFIED UNTIL I ATE COTTON CANDY MYSELF

Top kek. My sides

but not super duper fat.
take a look at the OP, its actually photoshoped

I WASN'T 'POSED TO WEIGH 325.

JEROMES IN THE HOUSE, I DOWN SHAKES
JEROMES IN THE HOUSE, I DOWN SHAKES

WHAT'S YOUR ADDICTION? IS IT HONEY? IS IT SWIRLS? IS IT FEED?

I'VE BEEN AFFLICTED BY NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT ALL THREE

ye.. easy on the croissants

Fucking lost it

He's gone full on Orsen Welles mode.

>He's gone full on Orsen Welles mode.
/thread

I know I ate way too much mcdonald's

kanye is the new bowie

I'd do anything for a Klondike
And I'd do anything for a blond dyke
Yeah, I'd do anything to make my pants tight

under fucking rated

Says she want diamonds,
I took her to Ruby Tuesdays
If we up at Fridays
I still have my 8 steaks

I HAD TO LEAVE BEFORE I ATE THE CAKE
WELCOME TO HEARTBREAK

Just gonna slide this in here

ON YOUR MARKS

>, THE "BRING ME THE MENU" KANYE
Fucking hell you guys are funny

MY FRIEND SENT ME PICTURES OF HIS KIDS
AND ALL I COULD SEND HIM IS SOME PICTURES OF BBQ RIBS