>be me
>22
>thinking about killing myself
>mom walks in my room
>"what size shoes do you wear"
>size 10
>"wow you have really small feet"
>"realllly small feet don't ya"
>takes my cat off my bed and leaves
How the fuck do I just kill myself without blowing my brains all over my family home
move out of your parent's house
there, you've regained the will to live
Go outside and do it?
what the hell? you want to kill yourself because you have small feet?
Had to move back in to my parents house because my landlord found out I had the god damn cat and evicted me.
Cat is only thing I care about.
Jump off a building you retard, you're old enough to go outside on your own
drive your car into a tree
From this sheit greentext i would say you are a really selfish moron....
move out of your parent's house again
there, you've regained the will to live
Many other reasons but shit like that happens all the time. I'll be in the fucking dumps and she'll come along and say some shit like that.
Hell not even just her. Anyone. I'm a 5'11 Manlet with small feet. I haven't had a gf in 3 years. My company closed down and I have no job. I have no skills. I didn't even finish high school.
I want out.
Nah, just drink poison for safe
Where do I get poison and will it hurt. I'm also a fucking pussy.
Christ you're pathetic. You sound like me if I had completely given up. Maybe get on medication or some shit. Suicide's never the answer, dumbass. And think of your cat, you can't leave him/her behind without you.
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if you are cute you can be my butt-friend
Take all sharp instruments out of your car. Drive into the middle of nowhere. Toss your keys away. Put a black plastic bag over your head and secure ot over your neck with many, many layers of duct tape. Gorrila taoe if you can, even sticker. Make otnso difficult to take off because your will to live will overcome your desire to die and you'll definitely try to take it off.
I tryed anti depressants last year and it made everything way worse. Until then I thought the side affects they had to advertise were just legality.
Fuck 'em. Paint the ceiling and make tbe suicide note involving them
user, wanna hang out and do something? we can watch a movie or whatever before you kill yourself.
Yo boi, i know the world keeps constantly telling you, that you have to get a car and have a job, get a girl and have kids. This is just stuff to get you bussy, so that you can't think about the real Problems and making them profits. This path simply isn't everyones cause and so maybe yoirs not too. Don'tbe so whiny and think about the "problem" outside of the box. Just "Hakuna Matata"
5'11 is two inches above average male height in America.
Just call your mom a bitchy old woman and move on.
I just can't...
I've seen other anons recommend helium or something, know anything about that?
And worst of all she stole the cat out of your room!
lol dont kill urself wtf
nigga that sounds just like me except i havent given up yet,im also around 5'11-6" and feet a bit bigger 10.5
you know that your like a bit taller than the average guy in america?
your fuckign stupid
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>Cat is only thing I care about.
Your cat will almost certainly be put down if you're not around to look after it.
At least you have parents willing to take you in. If you want to have a purpose in life, try to find ways to make their lives easier.
Dude you don't know this guys cat. Cat probably gets laid twice as much as you.
Kill the cat. He's the source of your problems.
>haven't had a gf in 3 years
GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
An Hero OP ignore this pleb
I mean besides that your body can't tell the difference between it and Oxygen? If you want, ill get the method from my PC
Op here. Nice trips faggot.
My three friends who probably hate me are all 6ft2 of taller. Whenever we go out I'm the faggot who looks like a child.
Yes exactly. I'm interested if you have it.
are you in the EU? if so then sure, you have tiny feet. are you in the US? then you have massive feet.
>overdose on LSD, that will kill your current self
show cat
I'm US. I don't think you you know what you're talking about if a size ten is "massive" 14 year olds have bigger feet.
Bumping cause I want to know a quick way to kill myself without hanging or a gun
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knife yourself to death clearly, pain won't matter when you're dead. ps post pic of cat pls
yeah ive also got 2 friends that are taller,one of them like 6ft5 and i also got ultra manlet friends that are like 5ft9 5ft8 and one of them even 5ft6 stop being a faggot,also if you think it has any corrolation with dick size or something,it doesnt, ive got the biggest dick in our group of friends and the 6ft 5 guy has a baby dick
Already did faggot
Thanks for ur shit advice
I'm a size 7, your feet are just fine. but seriously though, before killing yourself take a monumental dose of lsd, or dmt, or shrooms. that will kill your current self
Here you go Sup Forumsro
faggot
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What the fuck do you mean that will kill my current self.
I've done acid dmt and mushrooms before.
Everything was cool except acid.
Thanks user. Honestly.
I don't get it. Isn't a size 10 a European 40? If I wore size 10 people would call me Ronald McDonald. That's how big this size is for women.
You have a good shoe size for a man.
I can't remember the last time I turned down a man because of their shoe size. What the fuck man.
If you are this emotionally unstable, maybe you should see a psychiatrist.
anytime m8
It's not really about my shoe size necessarily. It's just something you don't want to hear in your weakest moments. It fucking hurt ya know? Like why say that to me?
we shall now post cats for the sake of our own happiness
i wonder if amazon has a trigger for certain combinations of orders
ronald mcdonald doesn't actually have big waist/thighs... his dick is wrapped around his body
>Like why say that to me?
let you know she knows your dick is small
They might but what can they do?
>Vest+fertilizer+preassure cooker
Try it
Unlikely. They make money from it so it isn't in their interests
Cute cat user
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My thoughts exactly. Although I'm average. Just like everything else in my fucking life.
>Whine about depression
>Not wanting to be depressed
Seek help fuck face. If your mom is a genetic dead end to the level where she ignores you if you tell her you are depressed. Just go to psych e.r. by yourself.
Call a help line. Don't fucking ask half chan for help, newfag.
I asked how the fuck to kill myself and it worked you dumbass.
Ayy here is my cat, Eclipse
Scared to death of heights.
Yeah, I get it. But if you are that low on serotonin, just remember you are not thinking straight. Wanting to kill yourself is a product of not thinking straight. Try getting treatment and help. If you still feel the same way after the chemicals in your brain are in balance, then maybe you should kill yourself. But not before you try to help yourself. Truly help yourself.
Take it from me. I'm 26. I'm in my second year of medical school. My school is a private school and due to economic issues, I can't afford it anymore, because it's 10 grand a month.
So I had to drop out of medical school and apply to a public university, which is a lot harder to get in, because there are a lot more people applying for it 225 people per 1 spot out of 125 spots total.
I got my exam results, didn't get in, spent the next couple of months playing games on steam, feeling like shit. Didn't talk to my friends, didn't leave my room. Literally threw my cellphone out the window in a rage fit because my phone was ringing and I didn't want to talk to anybody. Then I decided to tape a plastic bag around my head and take some sleeping pills.
I got everything ready and just as I was about to do it I had a thought. How come all the things I would advise a patient to do, I wasn't trying to attempt myself? Why wasn't I asking for help. I knew I was burnt out and I wasn't thinking straight.
Moral of the story is: Don't do it until you look for professional help and commit to it. I'm on meds right now and I'm not suicidal. I'm still sad, but I don't want to kill myself anymore.
Anyway, I hope this helped you in some way.
I appreciate the unusually empathetic reply user, but I don't have insurance, I don't have a doctor, I'm such a fucking child I don't even know how to go about getting help without being institualized(friend got put into a blank room for 3 months because of something similar)
I took some antidepressants I found in my parents house for a couple of months and it just made everything worse(I understand this was a terrible idea but I was desperate)
I haven't been to a doctor since I was 13.
Cute cat user. Cats are so fucking pure.
Which part of the world are you from? I'm sure I can find a public health psychiatric clinic for you on Google. You don't need to have insurance if your life is at risk. That's inconceivable to me.
No doctor will turn you down. Even if you camp outside of a private clinic and wait for a doctor to come out, if you tell the doctor you are desperate and suicidal, they will most likely help you for free. I swear. All you gotta do is make the effort, even if you don't have the will right now.
From Michigan, USA.
There are free clinics in the most diverse neighborhoods but honestly I think those are just for junkies looking to get their fix.
Tits or gtfo
Go fuck yourself.
Doesn't matter if junkies go to those clinics. Doctors are not there for the junkies. They are there to help people who really need medical attention, like you. Don't let that stop you.
>make effort
>get put in mental hospital
>now unable to kill myself
>situation is even worse
All of my fears.
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Dude I was under observation for 24 hours when I did the same thing. Did I want to be there? No. Was it a pleasant experience? No. Was I eager to be the patient when my goal is to be the doctor? No. But I needed to swallow my pride and help myself.
There is no shame in asking for help. If they don't see the need to keep you there, they won't. They will refer you to outer patient treatment.
Thank you user. Your empathy is honestly pretty uplifting considering where we are.
I'll consider it but I'm not sure how well rolling up to a free clinic and saying "I'm suicidial please help me" will go over.
I tryed talking to my only good friend about how to get help and he just tells me to shut the fuck up so I stopped asking.
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you have a cat. If you cant kill your cat the same way you plan to kys then dont kys faggot. Kudos if you do tho
Exactly. How did you get to be under observation? Was it because you told them what you wanted to do?
It's law here that if you tell an official that you want to hurt yourself they take you in and keep you for up to several weeks/months. Just seems like that will make everything worse. Especially since it's almost Christmas.
I'm in a similar situation as you are.
I don't usually talk about my personal issues, but I have an appointment with a social worker coming soon, so I'll use this opportunity to vent out a little bit.
I live on my own in a city not so far away from my hometown, but I've decided to stay alone. I've had exactly four IRL conversations with someone friendly in the last six months.
I quit going to school and I've never had a job, so my self-esteem isn't so good. Never had a gf, though I really don't care about such.
I think I have some sort of an eating disorder, because sometimes I don't eat for days, maybe some form of aspergers and perhaps a slight depression.
I do have people who still ask me to come visit them or join a party, but I don't think I'm that good company, so I politely refuse or produce an excuse not to go.
Getting out of bed seems to get harder. The only emotion I feel is the constant desire to commit suicide.
I think the way out of this kind of a situation is to ask for help.
I know how it works. I told the truth and that's how I ended up in observation. However, I was referred to outpatient treatment as I was clearly looking after my best interest.
Usually what happens is if you attempt to kill yourself and fail, you will actually be locked up for months. If you ask for help before you do anything stupid, you won't, because that means there's still a little bit of reason left in you to think straight.
Just be honest. You are an adult. Don't talk to your friend. All your friends are powerless when it comes down to it. The only people who can help you are those trained for it.
Atleast people will ask you to come out.
Take it from me user, if you keep refusing the invites will stop and that will make everything even worse.
Go out and party with your friends user. Have a good time.
Fuck off you cunt. I have size 14 feet and it FUCKING SUCKS. I can NEVER find shoes in my size. Stop being a little bitch.
What happened in outpatient treatment?
Also can you give me the lowdown on what exactly happens in observation in case I'm forced into it?
Do it in your mom's bed, she sounds like a fucking cunt size 10 isn't that small.
Tfw its 2017 and all you have to do to get size 14 shoes is order them online.
theres really not too many bigger sizes lol. I'm a size 12, how can anyone over size 8 complain? when feet only get marginally bigger.
Bruh I wish my feet were smaller. My dad is taller than me and wears size 9, I'm size 13.
If your too fucking stupid to know how, then you deserve to be alive. What the fuck does your ass think your gonna learn from a buck of retarts with no jobs online?
Well, I can only speak from my own experience. I don't know how it is in Michigan. I walked in, gave my documents at the front desk. Was escorted to triage. There I told the nurse what my problem was. She referred me to the psychiatrist. I walked in the psychiatrist's office and I told him exactly how I was feeling and why.
Then he told me he was obliged by law to keep me under observation. I told him I knew it and that's why I asked for help. A nurse escorted me to a different ward.
There I had to give them my belongings and put on a goun. I spent about 40 minutes in that room, I'm guessing because they were processing my admission, getting my bed ready etc, but also I suspect because there was a psychiatrist observing my behavior through the glass mirror.
After that I was taken to my room, which I was sharing with another patient who was already asleep. I was so emotionally exhausted I slept.
There were checks made by nurses all night (because I was a new patient) every hour. Nurse would basically open the door and look at what was going on in the room.
I woke up at 8AM. A nurse woke me up. Told me it was time to have breakfast. I had breakfast with all the patients. Difference was they were wearing their clothes and I was wearing a goun. Don't ask me why, because I don't know.
Around noon I had a psychiatric appointment. I told the psychiatrist what happened. By 5pm I was called in his office again. He told me he had called a family member and was discharging me, putting me in outpatient treatment. Gave me my referral, I got my stuff and left.
You're 22 and you still live with your mom?
good for you buddy
You can't get everything in size 14. Even online. A lot of shoe brands limit their products to a certain size.
Oh, one detail I forgot is that when I was escorted to the psychiatric ward, before I gave them my belongings and changed into the goun I had to sign a document and when I left I had to sign it as well.
Trust me, in-patient treatment is not like a horror movie or anything of the sort. It's fine if you are mature enough you are there to get better and it was your decision.
Before this thread dies, you gotta promise me you are gonna look for help. I am genuinely worried, even though I don't know you.
I really hope you do take my advice. Get your mind stable again and then make a decision about what to do with your life once you are lucid. Please.
>get mushrooms
>eat mushrooms
>take a walk on a highway
Highway, you get it?