Sup Forums I need help! I was here last night

Sup Forums I need help! I was here last night...

Shit's fucked up!

Anyone here from last nights thread?

I'm either fucked or I'm awesome... I need help though.

I tried to do the right thing...

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Bumping for interest

Show us her tits OP

No tits sent...

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Just fuck her, nobody's going to find out. She wants. You want it. Simple

The fact that you've continued to talk to what is obviously a Chris Hansen kinda guy is troubling. Just say "Naw, call me when you're of age" and dont even open any more of "her" messages.

>murricans willingly turn down 16/17 y/o pussy
Fucking faggots. Oh and by the way, it's legal from 16 in most states, so long as you're not in a position of power (i.e. teacher).

>be me
>38 year old single father
>not dating because child, school, career are priority
>old booty call moved away
>looking for new booty call on OKC
>match with 6/10 18 year old slut
>give her number
>tell her to text me if she wants to fuck
>texts me next evening
>SEE OP
>we chat
>she says she is 16
>17 in 5 days
>age of consent in my locality is 17
>play it cool
>itcanwait.jpg
>get phone call from number
>dude on phone
>says he's her dad
>sounds pissed
>I know I haven't broken any law
>rants about me being a pervert
>says he understands though
>says he doesn't want cops involved
>says wife is more upset and wants to call cops
>says he just wants to make it go away

>dude says the 16 year old lost her shit and broke computer and window
>tells me it's my fault
>says his wife is crying
>says if I don't fix this he is gonna have to call the cops

Meanwhile, this entire conversation I am in chipotle, calm as a muthafuckin cucumber because I know the law and have not done anything wrong...

Lmao OP you think you've done no wrong but with that pussy pic you're now in possession of child porn.

Enjoy prison you fat nonce

>I tell him I am sorry his family is going through this hardship
>ask him to give me his address so I can bring him some money for this situation
>empathy, yeah, empathy...

>obvious nigger text and nigger voice
>gets anxious about money
>says to use paypal

I can't help but laugh...

Are you actually autistic? Giving money and believing story? Your first mistake was not just blocking her as soon as she said was 16 if you didn't wanna fuck.

CP alert.

OP is going to prison loool

Taking pictures and distributing it is still a crime.

I didn't give them any money... Muthafucker catfished me.

Big Surprise.