Waifu thread

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Is not blown up...But there was some rust in the coolant so im just going to rip it apart and make sure its all still good.

Rem claimed

Winning Girl claimed

yep just you
wowow
how did you blow it?

Oops a lewd

Just use a lawn mower engine, if it's a Honda, it's basically the same thing

Sorry for the WALL

THE WALLS AREN'T HE BULLET HOOOOOOLESS


Now I want to WATCH JoJo all over again. THANKS.

>TFW YOU can beat up everyone in the thread.

I am also cold and I can not sleep most nights because of it. And winter has not even started. I am afraid to start a fire because it might burn down my house.

I do not think I want to listen to more music but I will anyway thank you.

Do you NOT like your family or something?

I was in utter shock and I kind of still am at this moment. I still cannot believe what happened.fr

like killed it?

that's a bit concerning...more than a bit to be honest

I think people sometimes get nutty about the whole giftcard thing..."it's not thoughtful" seems entitled as a response

I'm gonna slep soon probably

Whoops I forgot my picture.

why not check the radiator first? rust is probably in there

ayy

R.A.M. Claimed.

Yeah, I won't say you don't have room to improve regarding self-confidence, but I mean, it's better that way than being overconfident or conceited, to me anyways.

I think you were entertaining enough anyways.

Good night

I haven't been in good terms with my dad for years and I don't really care about half of my cousins and uncles.
That's all.

it's getting late but im still here to hang out with you all!

That's a really shitty thing to do.
If I were you I wouldn't associate with that person anymore.

Been awhile.

It is now in hamster HEAVEN or HELL. He was a bad boy.

You should ALWAYS sleep early and wake up late.

just be sure not to send nukes anywhere while you sleep

She got me drunk threatened me to throw me out of her house. There was a blizzard
So I did the fucc

ahw come on, I know you can be a man of culture as well

How are you today?

I'm allergic to cold weather so I need to tend to myself

indeed so, most indeededly

Not blown just preventative from blow up.
1600 Vulcan...
More than likely your right, Ill see how bad it is once I pop the valve cover's for the valve adjustment I was going to do anyways.

'Evening. How's things over there?

I agree, but thankfully my immediate family isn't like that. I'm the one that's hard to shop for since I'm pretty content with what I got. Half the time I prefer money to an actual gift. I've seen people fuss over it before though.

No problem

Well then probably good night

huh?

boops

Get an American football and play catch with your father. That's what I did and now we're TIGHT

THANKS

She lives right... THERE

*points to my bedroom*

If she doesn't have respect for her own animals then there's definitely something wrong with her.

Claimed

reply to last thread, my b

DO warm baths help some?

Oh I still have it in my HDD. This is great.

i hate myself

if it is, flushing it out should be all you need

i can't remember, is that the a v twin or a straight 4?

>indeededly
giggled

I don't know.
I've been awfully stir-crazy to do but it's super fuckin' rainy outside so I can't do much.

Yeah but she also killed a living being because she got bored. Priorities, mate.

I do not want to JUMP to conclusions.

not sure what you imply with this, but sure..
today went better than expected, so can't complain.
and you?
oh how wise.
I thought you listened to my upgrades suggestions and things went wrong
meatlover

People that torture and kill animals are obviously dangerous

I think I'm missing something

And now I'm flat out confused

That was terrible.
You should feel bad.

I cannot dump someone I have been with for so many years at the DROP of a hat.

(user)
Thank you kind sir

(Rory)
Man, but at least you got some meat out of it. Still a decent amount. It's been a lot of wild pig here, got a deep freezer full of sausages and various cuts.

I get like that every now and then, usually nothing a long drive won't solve. The rain though, can't do much about that. We have some moving in later tonight, but it looks like we won't get any of the wintry weather later this week like a lot of others will.

I don't like sports and neither of us would want to spend time together.

V twin.
Also
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BAP
Yeah ill see how far I dig into it once I get the heads off.

Don't think about it uwu

Forget about it then :(

I have JOJO in my computer!

I am in a state of SHOCK.

Yuri is the best girl
I love Yuri very much
Yuri is a bestest

They feel like I'm being burned alive if I let the hives get too bad.

That's great to hear, as for my days, I wish I had Benadryl.

This may be a bit of a PERSONAL question but why do you dislike your father?

well damn

not sure what else to say there

no buttons in the house

I'm like that too...I know what I want and am impossible to shop for

not that I am not grateful

wish i could take credit, it's a futurama reference

>800cc per cylinder
geez

Come back soon.

I'm sorry, my mind isn't always all there

Oh, you were the one that I posted music for
Yes, watch Jojo again

I thought I linked myself for a moment.

Okay Okay I did not know what was a thing, I learn something new every day. Being in YOUR body must be torture.

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houkie
cute
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and you probably haven't read them because it was pretty silly
ok :o
you're having allergies?

What are you DOING right now?

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nice eye, how are you today?

BEP did you talk to your isp today friendo?

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Hello waifus

Im sure there's an app on your cellphone to launch nukes

Neither is mine really. Don't even know why I told you this

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You think again.
Being in my body sucks, but at least I'm somewhat fit

To the cold.

More like
Living in Washington where it's always at least sprinkling.
I need to run down to the ATM later so that's gonna be fun.
>long drives
God I wish I had a license.

They took a lot of that show off of Netflix.
Really frustrating.

hello not autismo guy

I don't think I know anymore...

I think I get it now
Maybe...

That pretty much sums it up, but I won't complain if it's an actual gift. Food for me is always a good bet too.

Akame. Still feeling stable with things?

Hello, how's it going?

He's a good friend and excellent professional but horrible with family. Shifts into an horrible mood as soon as there's no one who doesn't live with him near, vents his frustrations on us, is never satisfied with how much housework I do or how I would perform at school.
>get 18 out of 20
>you're just doing your obligation
That was the last time I told him about my grades without him asking me first.

Talking with him is difficult and often ends in regret, also has a tendency to break things out of rage. My mom says she wouldn't be with him if she could go back in time :shrug:

doing ok and you?
isn't there anything else that's better for that?
more or less.
doing anything interesting for the holidays?

Is a fun bike, I do enjoy it.
That is a fun one! Its new to me.
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Read what?
I did, they supposedly reset something...But its still being a piece of shit so im going back tomorrow.
Hello

maybe
idk how I feel about this

who is this bel faimmu

oh i'm well, well aware of that, they took a bunch of my favourite shit off of there, fucking fox...

i need to get around to getting my bike license one of these days

Feel about what?
I'm getting that you were basically forced to do something you didn't want to

...
second part was meant for someone else but anything happening during that time?
more or less.
doing anything interesting for the holidays?
I like really like that band.
I meant the message i sent you on discord before you left
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is a better sword user than that ti gars

My hamster I am so sad now I don't think I can post for much longer.

Is it okay, I fully understand. Try to do something PRODUCTIVE so that it will not feel like a wasted day. Clean your room, mop, wash dishes, walk the dog, buy groceries. SMALL steps, user.

Your father sounds like he CANNOT deal with stress in the right way. You may have to have sit down with him and tell him YOU"RE GOING TO FUCK HIM UP IF HE DOESN"T GET HIS FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER.

No but seriously talk to him about it, if he does that listen just ignore him completely from then on. It is the only way.

I do not think I can post anymore.

im good, got max level black mage on ffxiv today, so thats fun

rip, what isp do you have?

Its well worth it between a good stress relief and saving money on gas in the summer months.
Ah got ya haha I thought it was funny but was confused at first. Is a good idea why not
:( Hope you feel better.
Vyve...

>busrider life
I'm sorry man. The crappy public transit here would be doubly insulting. I take it you're on the coast or somewhat near? I know the rain shadows make it a lot drier on the other side of the mountains.

Glad to hear. Things here are much better than they were last year so it'll be a pretty normal holiday. I'll definitely take that anytime. Aside from that, I might use the extra time off and go for a nice hike & drive in some of the nearby mountains.

Dropped the ball on that one...
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never heard of it, is it a local thing?

eh, I bought a car that isn't happy unless it's on 93 octane, gas isn't a huge concern to me

I want it more for being closer to the road and whatnot

Not bad.
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so is this legit? like she just did this?

considering Minutemen III are all analog based...likely not lol

food is always a win for me

What a pain, honestly.

Seattle, yeah.
I like it, though; the rain.
It's very comfy, and sometimes refreshing.

Our public transit isn't all that bad.
Sometimes it's shit, sometimes it's really nice.

Pretty much.
Coerced would be a better word, no?

You don't want to tesat that, tite gale
He's a strong and independent sword user who needs no team

I thought you didn't like rap
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damn

Yeah for here it is. And they are horrible but my only other option is worse.
Fair enough haha thats all that really matters. Just a perc.
Just found one you may like if you want to still explorer new tunes.
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It's already too late to be productive

Yeah, probably, but it's the same in the end

rip, we have kccoyote over here, its pretty potato

big fireballs?
is a horrible idea hehe.
nice collab
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what happened last year? discovered a last-minute plague in a restaurant?
That sounds fun, bring back some pictures
I thought he was like a bard or something

Any favorites in particular? Aside from actual food, I don't mind ingredients either- some spices or more difficult to find things are worth the extra cost.

Rain is quite nice, I do a lot of my best work when it's a steady rain in the background to help with concentration. Other times it's just good reading/napping weather.

Public transit here is pretty crap, but a lot of that too has to do with the urban planning. The cities here are pretty spread out- great if you love driving, but the commutes can be painful.

i will bite you, and you may or not like it.

getting comfy and watching someone else play vidya for a change.

how are ya?

Just Monika

yeah sorry...did you have a target in mind?

listening now. I'd say any time you see me is a good time for a music recommendation

All of yours have been spot on thus far

all depends

If it is something someone is buying for me then pizza....good Chicago style pizza...after that sushi

On the other hand if it is something they are buying for me to cook with, then yes spices are huge for me...I'm not a huge fan of heavier or thicker sauces. I prefer drier spices to sauces

I can second this.
Monika keeps me from complete depression.

...

Hey Lil mama come through get respected
She take off her shoe I take out my erection
I suck on her middle toe don't use protection
Kid call me Papi I teach her a lesson
I only eat ass it's the Pussy Oppression
You swear that she loyal your bitch in my mentions
I whip out my dick paint her face like Picasso
I suck on her toes then I'm out like El Chapo
I look at her bootyhole eat it like tacos
I respect on women she better not swallow
She touch on my cockpit I put it on auto
Suck toes and eat ass that's the DBongo motto

Yeah this state in general is potato with the internet...
Not if you do it right...
Im loving this playing style right now.
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Good how are you?
Woo hope you like that one.

I guess so
I feel ashamed about it really

He's a Rider-class uwu

You can guess how I feel about it my dudebro

my house

Monika keeps me focused on ending it all.

You, my friend, just gave me a good idea.
Thank you.

The roads where I'm at are sort of ass-backward.
They tried to plan them on a grid, but they didn't count on geography so some parts of the grid are wildly distorted.

It is legit.

wow that was really good actually
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now im almost certain of what that implies uwu

Monika is a sociopath

she done shit like this before? Any other behaviors like that?

Bird on the way

very good...love it

That's a bonus

Not really