Okay so I'm out of town, and my girlfriend is freaking out...

Okay so I'm out of town, and my girlfriend is freaking out. She just sent me these pics of these random blood stains that appeared out of nowhere in our bathroom tonight. We have a dog, but I have the dog with me. She checked herself for any cuts, but didn't have any. The pattern on the wall is weird, and the blood on the top of the doorway is extremely weird. Anybody else ever have something similar happen to them, or know someone who has?

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Yeah man-- my girlfriend sneezed once while she was getting up from the toilet and the force blew some period blood from her vaj.

Probably that?

Pretty sure that's not blood

Anything is possible I suppose, she's not exactly Dexter so without me there she'll just think it's a poltergeist

Did you clean your house with steel wool or some metal based cleaning product. If you didn't clean it properly then it may rust.

Condensation from the shower collected on/in the ceiling and dripped down with mold/crud/rust from a simpson bracket in the ceiling.

The ones on the door are unrelated. Your gf is on her period and took her tampon out. It swung as she did and some blood splatted the wall.
>source- happens to me every fucking month

It's just mould or something. Pour bleach on it.

Looks like you girlfriend's nigger lover she is cucking you with cut himself in the shower.

She just noticed after he left.

She wants to make sure in case any other evidence is left anywhere that she misses there is an excuse in place in the event you find it.

Pretty simple really.

"Fuck, Tyrone left behind some evidence. I have no idea if he bled anywhere else. Fuck...what if John-Cuck finds it when he comes back? I better start creating my story now.".

Tits or GTFO you stupid bitch.

oooh haha nice trips silly boy

trips speaks truth.
deliver or leave b forever

Scat

Your only value in this world is the fact a dick can be shoved into you.

Learn your place or find another place to be.

Obviously

Bloody Mary

haha nah im married

thats the nicest thing anyones ever said to me, you have such a way with words. wouldnt it be funny if you were actually one of my fans?

Nigga that's a diarrhea stain. Your girlfriend doesn't want to admit she shit on the wall

fans
please tell me you have a channel on ww.pornhub.com

>wouldnt it be funny if you were actually one of my fans?
Not that user... but what?

this shit happened at my place. Had to spread sesame seeds around to force the spirit away

god i wish, im a disgusting chub short

wrote a series somewhere online that people liked a lot

You're supposed to use salt you great galloping retard.

no kidding

she gun die boy

>wrote a series somewhere online that people liked a lot
A series of what?
You have piqued my interest.

Here's the last pic she sent. One large drop of blood on the floor next to the garbage can, in which an apparent used tampon string seems to be hanging out of. Coincidence?

i am 100% not kidding

a spooky series of spooky things in the spooky woods

like i said, mystery solved.

Yeah I don't think it's blood.

It could be nicotine staining. Ever take a hot shower and notice the ceiling gets these drips of dark yellow/brown gunk? That's because someone, five years ago or fifteen years ago, was a heavy smoker in that space, and the ceiling is coated with nicotine from the smoke. Nicotine is water-soluble, so, when someone paints over it with a water-based paint, and it gets real steamy, the nicotine is dissolved out of it and you get gross goo drips.

That looks darker red than nicotine usually does but the other explanation is ghost nigger / projectile period so whatevs.

I once had a boil on my asshole that popped when I was wiping and it ended up looking like someone sacrificed a goat in front of the toilet.

sounds like your girlfriend is pullin a prank on you. i wouldn't worry about it, but you should comfort her anyway if she really is scared. call her or something maybe?

Obviously the house is bleeding retard

>a spooky series of spooky things in the spooky woods
I'm too tired for cryptic shit.

Wrong color for blood - that’s rust.
You have a roof leak, and that is leeching off the nails in your roof.
To get to this point, you have to have had a small leak for a very long time which slowly has saturated everything (worst case) or a fairly new but larger leak that found a good supply of nails and bracketing to go through (only slightly better case scenario).
Have inspections done and get estimates - depending on the damage could be upwards of $20k repair job.

you're retarded. a leak wont fall angular to hit the wall like that. Especially without any sign or forewarning of a leak

stairs

Contractor here. You're full of shit. No way a drip from a rusty nail would be that dense with iron oxide. Dissolve an entire nail and throw it at the wall all at once, maybe.

It will if the walls are sagging/leaning from the water damage, fucktard.
Source: I repair water damaged homes from natural disasters yearly.

You must stick to new home construction and not repair/renovation then, because some of the older nails - not the galvanized ones - rust like mother fucker when they stay wet in saturated wood.
Go back to working on your doublewides, Cleetus.

Source: You're a faggot

New roof job was done 2 years ago. Plywood, tar paper and shingles. Ceiling in bathroom is clean. She says it wasn't from her tampon. Wat do?

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Nope, New England carpenter. Old houses, hard cut nails & bright spikes are common, go talk shit elsewhere.

You have not addressed the nicotine theory.

>Ceiling in bathroom is clean
>bathroom in ceiling is clean
>Ceiling is clean in bathroom
>clean

Get up in the attic with a flashlight, see if any of the area above the bathroom is wet. If it is, tomorrow morning call your homeowner’s insurance to start the claims process - they’ll send an agent out to do some checking to see if it qualifies. Had any bad storms through your region lately?

Sure thing Jeb.

your house is going through its period, quit being a jerk about it.

Not who you replied to but if you wrote the "Stairs in the Woods" series I loved it.

No attic, fully finished upstairs with ceiling slanted to the roof.

No big storms, currently about 15 degrees F° so no water leaking

you know what? I'm not going to read any further into the thread. I'm just going to go ahead and assume I will be posting a yuck reaction image no matter what else is posted.

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