Tfw girl

>tfw girl
>can't ever imagine myself with a beautiful wife

homophobic tbf

>tfw poor person
>can't imagine myself in a beautiful house

this is a serious problem for me

dont you gals feel this way?

>tfw mediocre dude with crappy music taste
>will never have cozy gf
>nobody to talk about how cool captain beefheart is

why even live

>not being lesbian is homophobic
millennials, everyone

most music is written with a male outlook
i guess i've just gotten used to it

stop you're triggering me

>most music is written with a male outlook
The fucking song was written by a dude. Why on earth he should write from a female perspective?

Clam down. They were just pointing out an obvious fact, I don't see any criticism of Byrne here.

buddy i'm not criticizing it i'm just acknowledging calm down man

also, just sayin (as in it happens, not that it is commendable or mandatory or anything) tons of male songwriters have songs done in a female perspective

>tons of male songwriters have songs done in a female perspective
Can you point me to the obvious examples? I can remember Nick Cave doing it.

>tfw I know how I got here
>I'm a fuckin loser with no prospects in life

house of the rising sun is the most obvious one. except for the version done by the animals, earlier versions that were more loyal to the source material keep the female perspective (think about it, the song doesn't make much sense without it)

>tfw depressed and useless
>can't ever imagine myself with a beautiful wife

>tfw virgin
>feel awkward listening to music about love, romance and heartbreak but I love the theme

What's having boobies like?

Cohen did you ignorant

>tfw foot
>can't ever imagine myself being the hand of a government man

Lou reed
I guess Candy says.

It was obviously sarcasm

Fuck...

Jesus dude go outside

>tfw elephant
>remember how did I get here

>tfa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa

Beefheart is shit though.

i'm a tumblr
fafafafa fafafafa fa FAFAAA

lel