>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet guy off tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>he picks me up at my house
>gentleman.gif
>we drive to the restaurant
>as we pass a cinema, he shouts "LUKE SKYWALKER IS KILLED BY KYLO REN"
>he starts laughing hysterically
>i have to pull the hand brake to stop him accidentally hitting a pedestrian
>"user, I can drive my own fucking car myself. I don't need some controlling cunt like my ex gf in my life, OK???"
>the restaurant is a bit more upmarket than I thought, and I feel a bit underdressed
>while we're eating, a waiter drops a plate nearby
>"WHAAY" shouts my date and starts clapping
>the other patrons stare at us and mutter among themselves
>when the bill comes, I open my purse
>i thought I had taken £40 out of the ATM earlier, must have left it at home so i pay my half with card
>we go back to his place and have some more drinks and start having sex
>"i'm gonna shoot my potent sperm in your slut canal user"
>jesuschrist.png
>"FUCK YEAH YOU NASTY WHORE, YOU WANT MY LITTLE BASTARD KIDS SO YOU CAN COLLECT WELFARE YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS WHORE CUNT BITCH"
>"i actually have a jo-"
>"SHUT UP YOU DIRTY TRAMP, YEAH YOU WANT MY GOD SEED UP YOUR WORTHLESS CUN-AAWWWAAAA"
>he gets off me and asks me to leave
>mfw
Be me
Is this one of those new Fleshlight bots I hear that are going around?
That's what u get for only dating good looking men lol I bet ur pretty too.
also tits or gtfo pls
meme
You know the rules slut
put me in the screen cap
>Implying this entire post is real and isn't just a clever way to spoil the new star wars movie
lol he pulls all that shit and you still fucked him... no wonder everyone thinks broads are stupid
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>implying this was a clever way to spoil the new star wars movie
>Implying anybody read this hoes life story post
>you might be right tho faggot
Tri force or go to reddit
I'm not stupid. He was just very cute
Too bad britslags are too stupid to Sup Forums.
Hand pic timestamp
face pic timestamp
tits timestamp
or GTFO
> super cute
There's your problem, m'lady. Do you want super cute or a supreme gentleman? You don't get both you greedy swine.
Also, tits or gtfo
no. i'm not getting roasted again. you should have been nicer the first time
i just want a qt boy who wont rob from me or call me a cunt or drunkenly vomit in my vagina. my standards arent that high
...
>be me
>24yo femanon
>meet guy off tinder
>"user, I can drive my own fucking car myself. I don't need some controlling cunt like my ex gf in my life, OK???
>some controlling cunt like my ex gf in my life, OK???
>my ex gf
>gf
user is clearly a dude
This is why there are no tits
Shit. Sounds like you got GOT.
I love reading the adventures of Femanon, hope to meet u on tinder one day lol
Hey QT fuck that asshole u went on a date with, don't worry i'll be nice to you. U got skype or Kik or snapchat
what was your SAT reading score on a scale of 0 to 300
oh wow you fucking retard
Holy fuck do you get a lot of tinder dates. Did the guy with the Tesco value whisky stay in touch?