Let's play a game fellas

Let's play a game fellas

Jim is an average guy just chilling with a drink in his local bar. What does he do next?

>post ending in 8 decides, I will illustrate

Kills himself

start a bar fight with the girl beside him

orders 10 tekila shots

kills himself

gets his dick out

He leaves the game

Reroll

he meets Jim, a weed dealer

flies a plane into a building

He ends the game

sucks nigger dick

Jim realizes his life is a lie, gets up, goes home, and an heros.

winrar

Ha

winar

Fuckin do it faggot

I feel bad for OP, this did not work out the way he wanted it to

This is why we cant have nice things

Stalk her all night & all the way back to her house, then knock on the door and say you're a shy guy wanted to ask her phone number.

Jim hops down from his barstool to suck the nearest niggers dick. The barman and girl start freaking the fuck out.

What happens next?

>4 decides

I've got no bias in how this goes, literally just wanna draw whatever your twisted minds conjure up

He becomes a foot fag towards the girl

The girl grabs a strap on yo fuck the guys ass

Shits himself and cums all over the floor simultaneous

Nigger fucks the girl while the man jerks his tiny penis

Wiin

ok but before I draw this I need to know wtf a foot fag is

Winnar

...

The bartender shoots the nigger

Foot fetish = foot fag

newfag

barman shots the nigger, and our Jim offers drink to a girl with a dickbreath

Thread died instantly

or perhaps an oldfag returning after such a long time that he missed the birth of this new lingo

Quick as a flash, Jim stops sucking off the nigger and turns to the girl, grabbing her feet and whining pathetically. The barman decides to take matters into his own hands and the nigger is pissed because he's not been finished off.

>5 decides

Chad comes in and fucks the grill while the bartender shoves a shotgun up his ass

He finishes drink then puts it up ass

nigger slaps jim out of orbit of Earth with his dick

winnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Jim introduces a tequila bottle into his ass and when is by the middle it breaks and he starts bleeding

Shoving it up Chads ass, of course..

Eh meant bartenders ass but that works as well I guess

Jim starts to panic. This is not how he imagined his weekend turning out.

Nigger is still fumin

>7 decides

lol I also thought you meant Chad's ass

Nigger wakes up and realizes this was all some fucked up dream... and that he's gay.

Jim sorts it all out through the superior power of reason

And then, an unicorn comes to fuck the nigger

Chad beats guy up and sucks nigger's dick

Nigger pulls out his dark magician and sends Jim to the shadow realm

Jim cries as grill gets spitroasred by Chad and nigger. Bartender then pulls the trigger killing all three in one fell swoop

The bartender accidentally pulls the trigger, spraying Jim and the nigger with Chad and the girl's innards. Jim vomits on the nigger's dick.

this

Roll

He pulls the trigger on the shotgun

Roll

Jim cuts the nigger dick off a beats the chad with it

The police arrive and start beating the nigger up.

Please

He reaches down chads throat and pulls the shotgun away from the bartenders grip and bends it in half like superman.

Jim asks everybody if they want to come to his house to chill together in the jacuzzi

roll

This

rolling for normie one

This is perfect.

Jim invites the nigger to fuck Chads ass, and offers the same to the bartender, making a conga fuck-line

all 5 morph together to become a megazord

Rolling

Converts to Islam and kills everyone for being Haram.

bartender oulls out shotgun and licks the shit of it.
Jims is cumming cause hes a virgin.
(not anymore)

Jim contimues sucking off the nigger but the shutgun suddenly goes off, killing Chad and grill, Jim is startled by this and bites off the niggers dick, but chokes on it and dies, nigger is rolling on the floor crying because on pain, bartender calls police.

winrar

We have one that ends in 7 and another ending in 77.
What will op do?
Will he obey his own rules or will the dubs trump the singles?

The barman pulls the trigger

Jim get's arrested for 8 counts of rape for looking at a female with out her consent

dubs came before singles

Yeah. Sadly i didnt see his while i was typing up and posting mine. But we also have one that ends in a single 7 so... What will op do?

And actually on second thought. Based on my captcha i think i win.

So the blue guy shoves his arm down the chads throat and grabs the shotgun away from the bartender then bends it in half like superman while it is still in the chad.

i was actually thinking this

everyone dies on aids

OP here. Dunno what the fuck to do - do dubs over rule singles even if they come after?

nope. first always wins.

Combine both

One, dubs always overrule singles.
Two:
Dubs came before singles.

HOLY SHIT

THE DUBS HAVE FUCKING SPOKEN

First comes First serves

awh shit astute observation user. Fair play; I must adhere to the rules

Both the nigger and his sexuality awaken; twas all a dream, and he is gay

More

And realises he was never a Niggar at ll but a megazord right? MUH DUBZ

He turns around and see the same guy who was sucking him off im his dream, but he is much bigger and the nigger quivers in fear

oh shit.

9 DECIDES NIGGAS

Restart OP
girl slits her wrists and Jim becomes aroused

OP here and I'm taking this as a retroactive win.

Ayye boi 69
Cool kid club

Rollllllling

only then did the nigger realize... he's at school

At work he just cant get the blue guy from his dream out of his head, w-was that Felix from the corner store?

the nigger is terrified, although still erect.

>2 DECIDES NEXT

Everything so far has been a dream from Jim, the average fellow at the bar. He wake up sweating and scared.

Nigger turns out to be a transgender radfam lesbo that smashes the patriarchy on the daily so they fight the big guy only to fail misserably and get raped.

Nigger gets sucked off by blue guy