Let's play a game fellas
Jim is an average guy just chilling with a drink in his local bar. What does he do next?
>post ending in 8 decides, I will illustrate
Let's play a game fellas
Jim is an average guy just chilling with a drink in his local bar. What does he do next?
>post ending in 8 decides, I will illustrate
Kills himself
start a bar fight with the girl beside him
orders 10 tekila shots
kills himself
gets his dick out
He leaves the game
Reroll
he meets Jim, a weed dealer
flies a plane into a building
He ends the game
sucks nigger dick
Jim realizes his life is a lie, gets up, goes home, and an heros.
winrar
Ha
winar
Fuckin do it faggot
I feel bad for OP, this did not work out the way he wanted it to
This is why we cant have nice things
Stalk her all night & all the way back to her house, then knock on the door and say you're a shy guy wanted to ask her phone number.
Jim hops down from his barstool to suck the nearest niggers dick. The barman and girl start freaking the fuck out.
What happens next?
>4 decides
I've got no bias in how this goes, literally just wanna draw whatever your twisted minds conjure up
He becomes a foot fag towards the girl
The girl grabs a strap on yo fuck the guys ass
Shits himself and cums all over the floor simultaneous
Nigger fucks the girl while the man jerks his tiny penis
Wiin
ok but before I draw this I need to know wtf a foot fag is
Winnar
...
The bartender shoots the nigger
Foot fetish = foot fag
newfag
barman shots the nigger, and our Jim offers drink to a girl with a dickbreath
Thread died instantly
or perhaps an oldfag returning after such a long time that he missed the birth of this new lingo
Quick as a flash, Jim stops sucking off the nigger and turns to the girl, grabbing her feet and whining pathetically. The barman decides to take matters into his own hands and the nigger is pissed because he's not been finished off.
>5 decides
Chad comes in and fucks the grill while the bartender shoves a shotgun up his ass
He finishes drink then puts it up ass
nigger slaps jim out of orbit of Earth with his dick
winnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Jim introduces a tequila bottle into his ass and when is by the middle it breaks and he starts bleeding
Shoving it up Chads ass, of course..
Eh meant bartenders ass but that works as well I guess
Jim starts to panic. This is not how he imagined his weekend turning out.
Nigger is still fumin
>7 decides
lol I also thought you meant Chad's ass
Nigger wakes up and realizes this was all some fucked up dream... and that he's gay.
Jim sorts it all out through the superior power of reason
And then, an unicorn comes to fuck the nigger
Chad beats guy up and sucks nigger's dick
Nigger pulls out his dark magician and sends Jim to the shadow realm
Jim cries as grill gets spitroasred by Chad and nigger. Bartender then pulls the trigger killing all three in one fell swoop
The bartender accidentally pulls the trigger, spraying Jim and the nigger with Chad and the girl's innards. Jim vomits on the nigger's dick.
this
Roll
He pulls the trigger on the shotgun
Roll
Jim cuts the nigger dick off a beats the chad with it
The police arrive and start beating the nigger up.
Please
He reaches down chads throat and pulls the shotgun away from the bartenders grip and bends it in half like superman.
Jim asks everybody if they want to come to his house to chill together in the jacuzzi
roll
This
rolling for normie one
This is perfect.
Jim invites the nigger to fuck Chads ass, and offers the same to the bartender, making a conga fuck-line
all 5 morph together to become a megazord
Rolling
Converts to Islam and kills everyone for being Haram.
bartender oulls out shotgun and licks the shit of it.
Jims is cumming cause hes a virgin.
(not anymore)
Jim contimues sucking off the nigger but the shutgun suddenly goes off, killing Chad and grill, Jim is startled by this and bites off the niggers dick, but chokes on it and dies, nigger is rolling on the floor crying because on pain, bartender calls police.
winrar
We have one that ends in 7 and another ending in 77.
What will op do?
Will he obey his own rules or will the dubs trump the singles?
The barman pulls the trigger
Jim get's arrested for 8 counts of rape for looking at a female with out her consent
dubs came before singles
Yeah. Sadly i didnt see his while i was typing up and posting mine. But we also have one that ends in a single 7 so... What will op do?
And actually on second thought. Based on my captcha i think i win.
So the blue guy shoves his arm down the chads throat and grabs the shotgun away from the bartender then bends it in half like superman while it is still in the chad.
i was actually thinking this
everyone dies on aids
OP here. Dunno what the fuck to do - do dubs over rule singles even if they come after?
nope. first always wins.
Combine both
One, dubs always overrule singles.
Two:
Dubs came before singles.
HOLY SHIT
THE DUBS HAVE FUCKING SPOKEN
First comes First serves
awh shit astute observation user. Fair play; I must adhere to the rules
Both the nigger and his sexuality awaken; twas all a dream, and he is gay
More
And realises he was never a Niggar at ll but a megazord right? MUH DUBZ
He turns around and see the same guy who was sucking him off im his dream, but he is much bigger and the nigger quivers in fear
oh shit.
9 DECIDES NIGGAS
Restart OP
girl slits her wrists and Jim becomes aroused
OP here and I'm taking this as a retroactive win.
Ayye boi 69
Cool kid club
Rollllllling
only then did the nigger realize... he's at school
At work he just cant get the blue guy from his dream out of his head, w-was that Felix from the corner store?
the nigger is terrified, although still erect.
>2 DECIDES NEXT
Everything so far has been a dream from Jim, the average fellow at the bar. He wake up sweating and scared.
Nigger turns out to be a transgender radfam lesbo that smashes the patriarchy on the daily so they fight the big guy only to fail misserably and get raped.
Nigger gets sucked off by blue guy