OPs street 5 days after Hurricane Irma ask me anything

OPs street 5 days after Hurricane Irma ask me anything...

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Anything you say? Address this...
>Be me 36 years old.
>Been married for 16 years.
>Have a 16 year old son (do the math on that).
>Yesterday son enters my office and wants to talk.
>What do you need son?
>"I want to have sex with a woman, but I'm not sure if it is ok."
>I ask, why?
>He answers; "She's over 18."
>I give him solid fatherly advice, "So long as your mother doesn't find out."
>He looks at me oddly.
>I'm confused, so I ask; "What is the issue?"
>"I was hoping I could have sex with mom, if that was ok with you... Maybe you and I could try it together."
>Mind fucking blown.
>Didn't know what to say so I muttered something about thinking about it.
>Hoping it was a joke.
>He brings it up to me today.
>What do I do now?

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According to some research I've done, this is not uncommon, but rarely acted on. I simply don't know how to correctly react... Perhaps OP will deliver his wisdom.

How does it feel to be on the east coast now, fuckface?
Sincerely, Montana

Well if there's anything to take away from it user, you made me chuckle very loudly. But on a serious note, I understand its a natural instinct, but at 16? Not so sure about that one.

He recently dumped 2 different girlfriends. When asked he said; "He just didn't like them", but I heard through a buddy of mine, who is a parent of his best friend, that he dumped them because they wouldn't put out, so he's a charged up hormone hot head.

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Jesus christ, well in all honesty there's no point shying away from this issue. I think you should sit him down and explain the multitude of reasons why its wrong to think like that.

Repeat:
>"So long as your mother doesn't find out."
and then carry on as normal.
He'll take it from there.
Unless, of course, you're dtf.

You're right, just getting the wording correctly will be a challenge. It doesn't help that he recently mentioned to his own mother, that in his "friends opinion" she is a solid 7.75 stars, which got her on her high horse.

Is that a space bazooka?

Yeah, it's a difficult one. but it has to be done. I'd also suggest not letting the mother know about this to save the boy some embarrassment now and later on down the line.

I guess maybe ask her if she wants to?

I'm not sure if I want to open that can of worms.

Lmao only 5 days and they already came to fix your power? It’s day 90 after hurricane maria and im still out here with lamps and shit

If this story is true and you're any kind of father then you wouldn't even consider that for a second

Seems like you've kind of considered it, I was just joking with my question.

TO BE CLEAR: I wasn't considering it, his mother is clueless to the entire situation and I want to keep it that way! She's a bit vain and I don't need to deal the over 9,000 issues this would create for me.

Imagine the hilarity if you told her, or she goes for it who the fuck knows.

I bet you wanted to 3 way the shit out of her

I'd never hear the end of it. It's best to stay far away from it. As I said, she is a bit self centered as it is.

Just no...

Then just tell him to quit hanging out with a bunch of autists or quit jerking it to porn so much, is he autistic?

He's not autistic, but I bet he's got porn on his laptop... Time for more parental controls.

Make your router filter the word incest or something, lol.

That is supposed to already be set, but I'll review.