Probably more fat chicks than you'd like

Probably more fat chicks than you'd like

bet they haven't

I know for a fact that there are some fatties and uggos in there.
Shame, really.

>implying a girl has ever liked me

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also I don't think I've ever masturbated to a girl I didn't have nudes of
huh
wonder if pic is actually probable or not

Same, I guess it's somewhat of flattering?

>Preemptive-Strike: Successful
"We've reduced their memeing capabilities by as much as 50%"

kinda makes me want to not kill myself. Thanks mane. Also nice almost-quads

Very few girls have ever liked me, and all of them were lesbians because I'm an ugly, girly faggot and I hate myself, so I'm pretty confident that no girl has ever masturbated to me

You do understand that girls get off more on the idea of intimacy rather than purely on aesthetics, right? Aesthetics are just part of "status" to them.

Well yeah, but none of them would ever want to be intimate with me anyway, so it doesn't matter.

So 0 then. I’m an unliked and unlikable asshole, which suits me fine:

>almost ever girl who has liked you

That's my secret Cap... Nobody likes me

>liked me
HA!

Well you ended that sentence with a colon, so I like you quite a bit. Probably gonna masturbate to the thought of it later. I'm a guy though:

It's only fair. In high school I must've whacked it to over half the girls in the school at least once.

It was an autocorrect mistake, I meant this - .

I feel less lonely thx

The Sup Forums stands for Sup Forumsetacucks

damn. You're back to the not-masturbated-to list. You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you?

lol if they told me they did that i probably would have been interested in them

>Probably more fat chicks than you'd like
Meh, fat chicks need to get it every now and then, too. I'm fine with the compliment.

I hope they did. And I hope they came like Niagara Falls.

and here you are

Girls stopped liking me years ago.
I fucked up every single chance because I'm an autistic faggot that couldn't be smooth even if he were sandpapered and greased.

holy FUCK who is that

I did mention the unlikable part.

>filename

Fuck, meant you
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oh damnit. I always get on people for that. Those titties are hypnotic mane

You've made me feel better about myself. Will do more lifts at the gym tomorrow.

It would be more accurate if it said

>You are now aware that no girl who you have liked has ever masturbated to the thought of you

Feels bad man.

Well if an internet meme says so it must be true.

Also: